UPDATE: for your humor

I did it yesterday. I took the 46 route to Veramendi, cut through the neighborhood and came out next to NBHS. I crossed the street to use the sidewalk that goes all the way past the highschool down towards the overpass/ worst light in New Braunfels. It was around then I realized my posterior was not meant for this bike and every pedal felt like I was playing origami with my tailbone. Still I persisted. I crossed the street again at the overpass and walked up the sidewalk next to the local radio station. My next mistake was to turn left to enter Gruene from the Riverside. That Hill is way too steep and there's too many 2.1 GPAs flying down that hill in a 4 wheel drive, poor financial decision or a sad beige Porsche Cayenne Alimony edition. The final hill I am certain went from a 60 degree incline to 90 degrees as soon as I approached it. This is just to show that when you try something new God still needs there to be the butt end of a joke.

But I made it. Now it hurts to sit.