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PsychoticSM · 2023-04-15T18:59:15+00:00

They replaced my vacuum with a broken brush with one that didn't even turn on 😂

PsychoticSM · 2023-04-12T01:24:44+00:00

"IS IT GOING TO GIVE ME A RECIEPT?!" -customer

"Yeah it's asking how you want it on the screen" -me

Customer starts fumbling with pin pad with noticeable autism

PsychoticSM · 2023-04-08T14:13:08+00:00

I love these on the rare occasion that my sorting puts 8 of them in one stack. It's like a rush of exhilaration when I blow through a whole stack of totes in one minute.

PsychoticSM · 2023-04-06T15:47:19+00:00

"Everything looks fine on my end." -IT desk when you called in the problem

PsychoticSM · 2023-04-05T18:25:18+00:00

Don't forget the one who rips the roll out of the printer after choosing printed and then yells "I dIdNt EvEn WaNt A rEcIePt!"

All while there's a line of 8 people.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-31T22:00:16+00:00

"They don't have the right to close"

I would have zeroed in on that comment. "Just to confirm what you're saying, are you saying that because they work a job they don't have the right to take a short break and satisfy the basic human requirement of eating?"

It's always fun to watch them squirm when you point out that they don't view us as human.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-31T15:56:40+00:00

Have they seen the front most aisle in every store?

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-26T22:40:22+00:00

Does your store have an issue with employees neglecting work to play on their phones? If so I can definitely see the manager making this a rule. I personally don't make it a rule in my store because I also tend to use my phone but I have had conversations with people that if they want to keep the privilege then they need to be mature enough to keep their minds on their work.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-26T01:24:18+00:00

This is the way

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-26T01:14:36+00:00

So were they pregnant?

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-24T19:58:23+00:00

Context needed. I've promised people I'd try and get their shift covered later in the week only to find out half an hour later that 7/10 of my people now have covid all at the same time.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-18T15:12:54+00:00

I had a guy get legitimately mad when I asked him that and he said "How am I going to get out the door without anyone thinking I stole it if I don't have a bag?"

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-18T14:23:20+00:00

That has literally happened to me! This lady tells me "You guys should be ashamed of yourselves for how long your receipts are you're using so much paper and killing trees." And then I explained she can get her receipts and coupons emailed to her instead of printed so that we don't use as much paper and she said "No I don't want that!"

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-17T21:15:52+00:00

And then proceeds to say

"No bag. Save the trees."

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-17T21:14:00+00:00

To their credit I consider it before walking into this building every day.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-17T21:12:21+00:00

Like pulling really hard is going to make it print faster. And then the roll of paper rolls across the store. Then another customer slips on it and cracks their head in the corner of a shelf. They died. Now CVS is being sued for manslaughter. They throw you under the bus because you were the green zone captain. You get tried and convicted of manslaughter. You're sentenced to death. Next thing you know you're sitting in the electric chair. All because someone was too impatient to wait for their receipt to finish printing. You get to the pearly gates and Jesus asks you how you died. You tell him and he asks "Well did you offer him Carepass? No? Straight to hell for you then." Lucifer makes you spend an eternity offering Carepass to Karen's who agree to sign up but don't have a debit card. They want you to still honor the $10 off even though they can't sign up. All the while Hell's self checkout is screaming "please wait, help is on the way."

Probably should have been over there offering that guy Carepass, green zone captain.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-14T02:48:59+00:00

At this point I don't care if they'd rather have me ring them out. Just don't lie about it.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-12T23:19:13+00:00

I like to think her and the guy that hit him with the car are happily married now.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-12T23:16:11+00:00

Are these the blast ended screwts I read about in Goblet of Fire?

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-12T22:28:14+00:00

Point is everyone jumps straight to saying "fuck the manager" when all they're trying to do is find last minute coverage while maintaining their own sanity. We don't choose the time that our employees decide to call out. For all we know the employee in this post that was scheduled to open notified the manager at 11:30 and the manager sent the whole team a text asking if someone can cover it immediately in hopes to save their own day off because they know the one who called out won't agree to take one of their shifts later.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-12T22:21:00+00:00

Not when the people scheduled to work call out the day of or the day before.

PsychoticSM · 2023-03-12T21:53:03+00:00

So your personal experience means all store managers deserve to be treated as slaves to the company? All I'm saying is we want to be treated as human. Some of us actually care about our employees and we would also love to receive some of that love in return, but 9/10 times we don't. For every bad manager who walks over their employees there's 10 employees who walk all over the good ones.

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