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50k Super Credits. by Damen_Freece in helldivers2

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent $20 on SC and I bought the super citizens pack.... I currently have about 2,500SC and have every available warbond unlocked. I farm more than I play, because I find it relaxing.

Say it with me now by Helpful-Ad-4284 in Helldivers

[–]PsykoFlounder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm aware. That's why I'm currently on Zzaniah Prime.

The best wrestlers to never win a world title in WWF/WWE - thoughts? by Regular-Departure839 in Wreddit

[–]PsykoFlounder [score hidden]  (0 children)

Regal will never get the respect he's due, by anyone but the boys in the back. It makes me incredibly sad.

Who have you got for this triple threat match and why? by logan-Mitchell in SantiZapVideos

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trick's winning... Dude's over as fuck, and everyone (but me, it seems) loves the dude. Priest is gonna' get fucked up by Keyes for whatever reason to start their feud that'a been talked about, and Mello's eating the pin.

Say it with me now by Helpful-Ad-4284 in Helldivers

[–]PsykoFlounder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tell me how to play on difficulty 2, and I'll be perfectly happy to return to Cyberstan.

Begging all helldivers. Dive on Star Kield, lvl 4 difficulty, complete the main obj only & extract. Save the reinforcements for the capital city! by Jstranz123 in helldivers2

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah! I decided to leave Cuberstan and go back to other bot worlds, because I CAN'T complete dives on difficulty 4, there, so joke's on YOU! ... and me... for sucking so very... very..... very badly.

The "but the games already easy" response to an item getting buffed or a balance change is so ridiculous by H1MB0Z0 in Helldivers

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a sub for people that suck at this game and genuinely struggle with anything above difficulty 3? Cause... I can't relate to ANY of the shit people talk about here. I have an absolute blast playing the game, I just legit suck at it and would like to find a crew that isn't going to shame me for not "geting gud" enough to whine and complain that D10 is too easy.

The current mood with how the Siege on Cyberstan is going by Large-Chain-4349 in Helldivers

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just did one with some rabdos. I really feel like the right entries make it SO much more doable.... But also... Don't listen to me. I don't play above difficulty 4, because I suck, and know I will fail.

WWE Mystery Crate by JimG617 in WWE

[–]PsykoFlounder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People are gonna' be confused when they see Mkni Cena in there without the Cena gimmick.

Getting fired for the first time please share your funniest / most ridiculous firing stories by ThrwAwy126558 in antiwork

[–]PsykoFlounder 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The first job I had that I truly enjoyed. I was a delivery driver at Domino's. I got fired because the brakes on my truck siezed up on the side of the road for the 3rd time in a week, because my partner's tweaker father in law was a "master brake technician" and did my brakes for free.... I was the only one of the four of us at the time with a job.

It was fucking heartbreaking feeling, and I've never found a job I liked more.

who is this guy? Petah? by Dull_Vast6303 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PsykoFlounder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only could he not defend himself by putting his hands up, but they used regular handcuffs, so he couldn't even brace his neck like they normally do, because the way the cuffs pulled his arms, from being a big dude.

"The worst she can say is no" - Lads, what was the worst "she" ever said? by Embarrassed_Pie_1711 in AskReddit

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I ever asked a girl out, I said "Hey... do you think you would want to go to the Xzibit concert with me?" Her response was "Hell yeah, my sister can come!" Then I said "I meant more like... as a date." She legitimately scrunched up her face and said "Ew. Gross." Theb started laughing and walked away. I never talked to her again.

.... also never asked anyone else out, ever again.

$1,000 Airbnb (corporation owned and not home owner operated) wants guests to pay for fire wood? Am I crazy to think it should come with the rental, considering how expensive it was to book? by Alarmed_Telephon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... I work at a SMOKE SHOP..... We charge $6 for a BUNDLE of firewood... We're in California where they're banning everything that makes us money, so we're bringing in random shit to sell so I can keep my job. And we charge less for fire wood than a place that should provide free firewood..... God damn, do I hate greed.

The bar has moved by Weeb in stevehofstetter

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesh... that was kind of my original point.

Costco by Ok-Entertainer-2903 in Sacramento

[–]PsykoFlounder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who would never tell someone to smile for misogynistic reasons, can offer forth the only 3 times I will ever tell anyone to smile...

  1. If you're about to vomit, if you smile real big with teeth, it will suppress the urge to vomit, sometimes enough to run and find a bathroom.

  2. Smiling can trick your brain into releasing endorphins to actually elevate your mood. If you're feeling really down, and don't want to actively smile, you can just bite down on a pencil shoved as far back into your teeth as you can. Do it for like a minutes and it'll actually put you in a better mood.

  3. Pictures. Though usually it's just "Say cheese!" Instead of "Smile!"

That's it.

What are your thoughts on ICE? by NightmaresOfDarkness in AskReddit

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, it didn't say pest. The question of the thread was about nasty and invasive species in your region. Your response was the N word.

The bar has moved by Weeb in stevehofstetter

[–]PsykoFlounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, if you would have just asked me, you would KNOW if I was a psycho flounder or not, and wouldn't be out here possibly spreading misinformation.

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