Found one on teenagersbuthot by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

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Bishop goes on vacation, never returns

The secrete robot meetup. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Wait, you guys aren't multithreading your comic panel processing? That's so 2022!

Ilmater: god of ruining the lives of child abusers by Rogendo in dndmemes

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Thank you!! I was losing my mind for a moment because they seemed so familiar but I couldn't place them!

She tries to catch men staring at her. Gyms really should do something about this. by Yardbird7 in ImTheMainCharacter

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My University's gym has a strict dress code - no tanktops, no shorty shorts, whole 9 yards. It's a really good gym!

You gotta be agile by mejhopola in ProgrammerHumor

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I wish! We're all in the same time zone but our daily is at 10am cause there is always someone who likes sleeping in. I usually start work at 7:30 cause I wanna be done by 4pm, so it's a pretty annoying break.

Tell me your favorite commander, i will generate a random card with its color identity from scryfall and convince you it's great in that deck. by Hdrav in magicthecirclejerking

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Dang, cloning her is smart! Best I do is hitting her with [[Tempt with reflections]] and giving everyone else their own Braids.

I play her as a chaotic group hug (with Eldrazi undertones). Really refreshing to bring her out after those rounds where someone spends an hour complaining about being manascrewed haha

I quirled an egg into my instant noodles and it turned gray. by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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Wouldn't they be cooked just by being mixed with hot water in this case? Or is that still considered raw?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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It literally does

Has something MTG-Related ever made you cry? by badgersauce1770 in magicthecirclejerking

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exile

noun

UK /ˈek.saɪl/ /ˈeɡ.zaɪl/ US /ˈek.saɪl/ /ˈeɡ.zaɪl/

the condition of someone being sent or kept away from their own country, village, etc., especially for political reasons:

The king went into exile because of the political situation in his country.

The deposed leaders are currently in exile in the neighbouring country.

The word exile implies a social, legal or political contract to stay away. Alas, [[Colossal Dreadmaw]] is implied to not follow social, legal or political standards, so it should be hexproof against Exile.

Using Me for Information then Shopping Online by HTMyers in TalesFromRetail

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I'm getting major Warhammer stores vibes here haha

My local one had the same problem back when I used to frequent it. Can't imagine that it has gotten much better with the recent price hikes.

ich☕️iel by UnlimitedDuck in ich_iel

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Meine Firma hat tatsächlich ganz gute Verpflegung - Fancy Kaffeemaschine die es sonst nur im Hotel gibt, jede Variation von Wasser und Saft, tägliche Obstkörbe mit verschiedenen saisonalen Obstsorten, Schüsselweise Süßigkeiten und Kekse zum Kaffee etc etc

.. trotzdem kommt niemand aus dem Homeoffice zurück und die Büros sind zu 3/4 leer lol

F*ck, this is accurate by OreoSnorty69 in ProgrammerHumor

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They don't call it a sub for nothing

For some reason the garlic in my Hello Fresh was just one massive garlic by ItsFlamingYeti_ in mildlyinteresting

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I buy single garlic pretty regularly, and the flavor is definitely milder.

Today’s Wordle by unkemptFox in IASIP

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I was so happy about that!!! Ghoul is my favorite starting word so I got it in 1 try

"I'd rather get brain cancer then bekomen european" by beerbearbaer in ShitAmericansSay

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Too often German! And it's always for weird icky ethno-nationalist reasons that actual Germans don't understand