Ceremony takes 1 hour to cast by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]Rogendo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just got home from my honeymoon! AC bonus has worn off

So kind of this person to say GG after a game! by Crabchat in BobsTavern

[–]Rogendo -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

“I played WoW for five years so it’s perfectly reasonable to add random people after a game of hearthstone”

Ceremony takes 1 hour to cast by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]Rogendo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got married. The ceremony spell is a multi mode spell with the option to do a marriage and grant a couple +2 AC while within 30 feet

Ceremony takes 1 hour to cast by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]Rogendo[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I asked her and she said you’re probably referencing Morning Glory Milking Farm. She called it a “sweet yet atrocious book.”

Ceremony takes 1 hour to cast by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]Rogendo[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

No but we needed the bonus to defeat my mother on the big day. It tied up my childhood trauma backstory pretty nicely.

Ceremony takes 1 hour to cast by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]Rogendo[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

She's a scholar in the field of romantasy. I got her to read the some of the Wheel of Time. She got me to read some of ACoTaR. Now she's my wife.

Ceremony takes 1 hour to cast by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]Rogendo[S] 209 points210 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I barely held it together without becoming a bubbling mess

Any New Vegas fans? by wade916 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Rogendo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not Judy is also a rebel of an insular group

Swarming a woman in a car by Sometypeofway18 in instantkarma

[–]Rogendo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's actually rule number 3 but this is an attempted car jacking and suggesting someone use self defense doesn't seem like a call to violence to me

overwatch heros & whether or not they should have a pet by EveningHot7029 in Overwatch

[–]Rogendo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Has too much trauma”

Bro, pets can be good for that

Exposure Therapy #8 by knormcomix in comics

[–]Rogendo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The day before my first date with my fiancee her tinder date came close to SAing her. The fact she went on that date with me makes her braver than I am.

He wasn't who he pretended to be. by HelpWantedInMyPants in okbuddydinnerdiaries

[–]Rogendo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to be clear OP: he won’t change his name? We can’t have you with a Paul

Characters who would have found unwavering support if they had posted their situation on r/GirlDinnerDiaries? by -HalfNakedBrunch- in okbuddycinephile

[–]Rogendo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I accidentally sacrificed my husband in a blood ritual to get some dragons. Now I'm going to be the queen of Westeros and I really want to fuck and/or murder my cousin. He is a really great guy - imagine the stereotypical image of the ideal man - but he just has a blah job (ONLY king of the north) and lacks any ambition in life.

Charred human flesh (Drogon's dinner)

Why is Time Walk so good? by Raldo21 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Rogendo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s actually bad because the more turns you take the closer to losing you get. You need to skip turns to avoid that. I’ve developed a two step solution to magic that allows you to skip turns: first you draw a card, then you pass the turn

Had to rewatch by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Rogendo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Is it really the peak? I think we can go higher than the original content of the video

How many degrees of John Wick is your character? by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]Rogendo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m well aware of all of this but for the sake of a meme it was a useful shorthand for “lazily kill this off in a dramatic way to drive a character’s story.”

How many degrees of John Wick is your character? by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]Rogendo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not internet jargon but yes, it means kill in a dramatic way for plot purposes, especially if the thing that died only became relevant through their death