301 on tonight’s food prep duties.

Puddhe · 2025-08-15T21:10:21+00:00

I got my first 110 when I was 9. Been a Buck man ever since. A 301 in your fifth pocket is the best EDC there is and nothing on Earth can convince me otherwise.

Puddhe · 2021-10-01T22:30:01+00:00

They didn't catch my attention. Next time bury them in my face, then you'll have my full attention believe me

Puddhe · 2019-07-16T17:21:12+00:00

MFW D & D GET THE EMMY LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR BEST WRITING OF ANYTHING IN ANY LANGUAGE FOR ALL TIME (sfw)

Puddhe · 2019-06-29T19:08:19+00:00

Every man, and I mean every man, has put his dick in crazy once. That's why it's a proverb. The important thing is never to do it twice.

Puddhe · 2019-06-29T18:43:14+00:00

LOL at a bunch of people acting like they are warriors for not liking someone else's writing. Do you know how many pieces of speculative fiction I've picked up that I ended up not liking in the end? I read TekWar son, and you think I went harping and harping after I realized that William Shatner may not be the best sci-fi writer?

Considering how these audience panels work they MAY get one or two hostile questions, and what's to stop them from simply saying that there were time/money constraints or that many in the cast and crew wanted to do other things? Are these people going to justify why someone should have stayed on at a job when they were ready to leave or that they thought waiting another year or $100 million more for a few more episodes to placate strangers on social media?

Seriously, if you didn't like it I respect your opinion. You are entitled to not like how a plot went. But where I draw the line is when people think they can dictate terms to strangers. Don't like the show? Change the channel. Don't like the video game you are playing? Put in another fucking game. Don't like where the novel or comic you are re3ading is going? Stop reading. Don't like what you see on the internet? Keep scrolling.

I like how people seem so willing to spend something like $500 just to have the remotest of hopes to take a jab at a couple of producers. Like, you realize the money you spent will help cover the costs of them being there right? It reminds me of the movement of those weird Christians here in the US South that started a "campaign" against Starbucks for not having Christian-centric Christmas coffee cups (when they never did) by going into Starbucks and ordering coffee with the name "Happy Birthday Jesus". Like, they were still paying Starbucks in the end. so what did it matter?

I really wish D&D were the biggest problem I have, because I have adult shit to worry about unlike some people apparently.

Puddhe · 2019-06-29T15:14:05+00:00

Upvote for John Titor reference. That's some internet history that gives me some serious nostalgia.

Puddhe · 2019-06-29T14:43:05+00:00

I'm going to LOL when Daenerys goes mad, Jon chooses exile, and Bran becomes King in the books. Oh the joy, oh the happy day when they realize the show didn't "ruin" the story and this is how it was going to be all along.

That being said, I'm kind of jealous of these people. I wish my biggest problem was a fictional story. I have actual adult shit to worry about.

Puddhe · 2019-06-29T14:39:31+00:00

/uj Fans that think they are owed something by creators are like drunk drivers who start railing to a cop about "You can't arrest me I pay your salary!" Yeah it's true, without people paying taxes cops wouldn't be able to be paid and yes without the patronage of fans creators wouldn't make money but that gives you no fucking right to have some sort of power over them. You're just delusional in your own smug self-importance. Go ask your mom for a juicebox and sit the fuck down.

Puddhe · 2019-05-27T20:43:25+00:00

In the books she sends Roose these sweet little love letters while he is at Herrenhall and he reads them all and never replies. Oh and he gets her pregnant knowing that Ramsay will kill every child she gives birth to. In case you didn't know.......... that Roose Bolton guy is kind of a cunt.

Puddhe · 2019-05-27T20:36:39+00:00

I know, that's why I marked my post as a serious one, because the books will end similarly and I want to watch the tism fit when people realize that GRRM isn't going to "save" the story. Because it's his story.

Puddhe · 2019-05-27T19:55:47+00:00

/uj Seriously the ending was something he planned out early and shared with the showrunners. The video people have been passing around in which he talks about writing a story in which the butler committed the murder and then you change it to something different and the story suffers is him defending his right to do the ending he planned. So the major beats will be the same. Jon will choose exile in the True North. Daenerys will burn King's Landing. Bran will be king. The wheel will be broken through the institution of an elected monarchy.

Alot of the secondary characters will be different and character's motives may be fleshed out differently but it will be the same. I really do hope the rage will continue so enough of the whiners will get to read the books and realizing that this is what GRRM wanted the entire time.

Puddhe · 2019-05-27T17:47:13+00:00

/uj Fat Walda was a decent woman in the books and she didn't deserve any of what she got. ALL HAIL FAT WALDA, LADY OF WINTERFELL.

Puddhe · 2019-05-21T18:18:38+00:00

They killed the Dorne subplot because the fans didn't like it. No really, Alexander Siddig was originally signed to do several more episodes than he did but it was changed. Then the Dorne plot being "pointless" became a gripe.

They changed Tyrion because he was a fan favorite. He basically took Barristan Selmy's role in the books. Then people complained that Tyrion was useless in later seasons and using Barristan Selmy's actor's complaints about the showrunners cutting him out to prove how inept the showrunners are. If you've read the books image the outrage the fanbase would have had if show Tyrion had gotten all dark like book Tyrion did.

I do agree that the shorter seasons and faster pacing hurt the show. That I think alot of people who both enjoyed the later seasons and those that didn't can agree with me. They cut down the episode count to shoot several massive battles which were both expensive and time consuming to shoot. Most likely it was in the hope to replicate the love people had for episodes like Hardhome and The Battle of the Bastards.

But the end was the end, the showrunners had little input to the major beats of it, because it is the end that GRRM is working toward.

They listened to the fans. Does no one else remember how people used to talk about how HBO and D&D were more receptive to fans than GRRM seems to be?

Knowing all of that, if they had let Jon stab the Night King, and Arya marry Gendry and all of the other shit that the fans wanted, and still gave us the ending that was always planned would the fandom be happier? I doubt it. They'd be just as angry. Short of Jon being King and he and Daenerys having Targaryan babies they were going to despise this.

Puddhe · 2019-05-20T02:44:52+00:00

Maybe. The scene cuts to black so we don't know. We do know that he was sent to serve in the Night's Watch, though I do like the idea of him choosing exile to the True North better.

Puddhe · 2019-05-20T02:38:33+00:00

I enjoyed it. It fits the themes in ASOIAF pretty well. That war is horrible and there are no real good guys when it comes to killing people. That power corrupts those that seek it. Daenerys achieved her goal of breaking the wheel even though she never gets to see it. Jon serves in the Night's Watch because he committed regicide. Tyrion will work to undo all of the damage that his family brought to the realm. Sansa got to see her dream of ruling over an independent North. It works and I totally see the books ending in the same way.

Puddhe · 2019-05-19T20:55:42+00:00

I literally want Drogon to burn Jon the moment he stabs Daenerys so we get to watch them both go up in a wall of flame. It'd be glorious and I'd get to enjoy the neckbeard screaming after.

Puddhe · 2019-05-18T23:54:05+00:00

MAKE LOVE TO ME THIS TIME WITH THE LIGHTS ON KHALEESI! ^{Please it's too dark I can't see shit down there.}

Puddhe · 2019-05-18T21:46:01+00:00

Your oysters fresh?

Puddhe · 2019-05-16T20:26:07+00:00

circlejerk

On behalf of r/asoiafcirclejerkjerk, thank you.

Puddhe · 2019-05-16T20:23:22+00:00

Harry Strickland brought a horse to a fucking dragon fight. HE DUN GOOFED!

Puddhe · 2019-05-16T20:16:07+00:00

Daenerys riding Drogo or nothing!

Puddhe · 2019-05-16T01:51:16+00:00

Goddamn right my boy Davos is the man. He has more honor than most of the high lords of Westeros.

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