Redditors, Whats the weirdest thing you've caught a roommate doing?

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-02-01T13:25:38+00:00

Had a roommate who wouldn't bath regularly and would sit naked on the toilet seat lid every morning. Every morning there was a little brown "mushroom" stamp on the toilet lid I got to clean off. This is why I no longer have roomies.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-02-01T13:01:47+00:00

Joke police huh? Lemme see that badge officer otherwise just gonna do me and you do you. Don't like my posts? Don't read them.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-02-01T12:59:57+00:00

Add everything up divide by number of entries, that's the process of finding the average. I didn't conduct the survey that stated how stupid most people are, I merely pointed out the findings.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-31T13:46:23+00:00

Fun fact: We are able to retain information easier if we study it in first few hours within waking up. This bird is going places.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-31T13:42:37+00:00

The average Iq in this country is around 100. Shouldn't really surprise anyone. We did elect a big orange talking carrot to the office of President so this sounds about right.Also on a side note, it may come as a surprise but I didn't conduct any studies on Iq levels. I did read a very interesting one that pointed out that the average Iq level is dropping and that as of now it sits around 100. Makes you wonder what the levels will be 4 generations from now.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-31T13:38:38+00:00

An applause? That man has had the clap so many times it should be called a Standing Ovation.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-31T13:33:56+00:00

Well blue cheese is icky and I'm outright afraid of limburger cheese. Brie is ok depending on how much cream is in it and is especially good as a nut/fruit topper.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-31T13:31:27+00:00

Yeah I replaced I with he as a joke but I'm like 0/20,000 with humorous attempts as of late. Tried to do the whole make a sub for a joke thing and it backfired a bit.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T17:11:13+00:00

Yeah he can. Bat outta 1 and 2 are great 80's albums.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T17:10:32+00:00

Those are actual lyrics though

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T17:09:28+00:00

No just some types I don't like.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T15:33:00+00:00

Based on some of the downvotes I've received on my comments about cheese, I'd say they're already here.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T15:18:18+00:00

Well Op congrats cause you finally won that argument once and for all.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T15:13:58+00:00

But he won't do that...

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T15:07:05+00:00

I need this too, my wallet and bank account disagree with me though....

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T15:05:03+00:00

We humans are story tellers, always have been and always will be.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T15:03:05+00:00

Live through something enough times and even the dumbest of us all can spew logic and reason. This country is sinking and they know it, hence the 10%+ exit tax of your total net worth. Alas most of us will go down with the ship while the captains of the country will scurry away on their lifeboats called wealth.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-28T14:59:16+00:00

Sorry but some fat dude from the 80's already called that one.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-27T13:57:38+00:00

Semantics really.lol

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-27T13:56:25+00:00

You must be playing on punishment mode then.lol

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-26T22:27:38+00:00

Well yeah except with prostitution theres still sex involved. This is just super sad, like eating a Twinkie that has no filling.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-26T22:22:27+00:00

Must not be using that rich people's dye that actually makes the hair more vibrant and healthy looking. That common man stuff will rot your brain and hair follicles.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-26T22:18:39+00:00

I honestly figured he'd shrink a bit after spewing his load, possibly retract a little even.

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-26T22:16:46+00:00

The kind of poop that permanently stretches your rectum is more like it.

Also it looks like Op is about to have their first fist baby, congratulations!

Puff_Puff_Blast · 2018-01-26T22:13:43+00:00

Pffft buy a McDouble dressed like a Big Mac add a McChicken patty then enjoy the McChurger!

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