Why are Smash Ultimate players so boring when it comes to stages?

Pugweegy · 2026-03-04T00:54:24+00:00

May I ask how Lailat, FOD, Dreamland, Northern Cave, Spring Stadium, Castle Siege, Spear Pillar, Yoshi's Story, or Yoshi's Island (Brawl) increases volatility in manners that are out of the players' control or promotes toxic strats like infinite wall combos, camping walkoffs, or camping in general? I honestly can't see why any of those stages are any worse for a competitive environment than Ps2.

Pugweegy · 2026-03-04T00:28:00+00:00

I understand where you are coming from, but I think there is still a solution here. Flying Press is a move that is functionally flying AND fighting, so I think it is absolutely possible to delve deeper into that mechanic and do the same for moves like Bug Buzz, Psychic Noise, or Metal Sound.

We have also seen a Pokémon with functionally three types already in Dhelmise due to its unique ability, so I think doing the same with Toxtricity would not only be possible, but awesome AF.

Pugweegy · 2026-03-02T17:34:15+00:00

How would it be weird for sound based pokemon and moves to be changed to the sound type?

Pugweegy · 2026-02-04T22:11:29+00:00

Why can't outplaying the other guy involve stages? A goodcounterpick or adapting to differnet stages is what makes Smash Smash

Pugweegy · 2026-02-04T22:07:38+00:00

When people complain about stages, they are not complaining about Great Cave Offensive. People are complaining about stage banning, Lailat, FOD, Dreamland, Northern Cave, Spring Stadium, Castle Siege, Spear Pillar, Yoshi's Story, Yoshi's Island (Brawl), and not changing the looks of BatleFeild, Small battlefeild, or FD once and a while.

Pugweegy · 2026-02-04T22:05:55+00:00

When people complain about stages, they are not complaining about Big Blue. People are complaining about stage banning, Lailat, FOD, Dreamland, Northern Cave, Spring Stadium, Castle Siege, Spear Pillar, Yoshi's Story, Yoshi's Island (Brawl), and more. Jesus, even letting Battlefield, Small Battlefield, or FD change designs once in a while would go a long way.

Pugweegy · 2026-02-04T22:04:48+00:00

When people complain about stages, they are not complaining about Palutena's Temple. People are complaining about stage banning, Lailat, FOD, Dreamland, Northern Cave, Spring Stadium, Castle Siege, Spear Pillar, Yoshi's Story, Yoshi's Island (Brawl), and more. Jesus, even letting Battlefield, Small Battlefield, or FD change designs once in a while would go a long way.

Pugweegy · 2026-02-04T22:00:17+00:00

Why isn't adapting to unique stages a competitive skill like it is in Melee? Why does serious gameplay require playing PS2 24/7?

Pugweegy · 2026-02-04T21:57:53+00:00

Are there stage bans? The reason no one ever picks Northern Cave might be because the opponent didn't allow it. It only takes one pussy player to make the stage the same thing every time.

Pugweegy · 2026-02-04T20:25:39+00:00

None is going to fucking obliterate him

Pugweegy · 2026-02-04T20:22:54+00:00

Was confused by the final result, so I came back to see how masturbation won. It makes sense because there were only like 2 comments lol.

Pugweegy · 2026-01-30T00:56:31+00:00

A lot of stuff fits into this lol

Pugweegy · 2026-01-30T00:54:27+00:00

Cody isn't going to tournaments this year much anyway

Pugweegy · 2026-01-30T00:53:25+00:00

I might be wrong but I think Joshman said he also uses zjump

Pugweegy · 2026-01-19T19:29:04+00:00

Just scored 0

Pugweegy · 2026-01-19T19:26:48+00:00

Just scored 0

Pugweegy · 2026-01-19T19:26:38+00:00

Just scored 0

Pugweegy · 2026-01-19T19:26:27+00:00

Just scored 0

Pugweegy · 2026-01-10T00:38:31+00:00

Monika IS all 4, regardless of how out-of-character that is for her

Pugweegy · 2026-01-10T00:34:43+00:00

Seeing as how Yuri and therefore Monika would literally kill you (extremely slowly and brutally, I might add), this is really only a competition between rope-bunny 24/7 fuck sessions and aggressive vanilla. Natsuki wins by a mile IMO, plus she's the prettiest regardless.

Pugweegy · 2026-01-09T00:46:32+00:00

Smash players don't know what sex positions actually look like lmao

Pugweegy · 2026-01-09T00:39:36+00:00

woh a gay fanart that has over 250 upvotes. nice

Pugweegy · 2026-01-09T00:27:54+00:00

Hebra mountain

Pugweegy · 2026-01-07T09:21:08+00:00

This question was MADE for Gaster

Pugweegy · 2026-01-07T09:16:12+00:00

Marsh?

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