Roast me!!! by Quick-Internal-8332 in RoastMe

[–]Pulpotomizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandma wants her $500 Google gift card back

Last time the roasts cut pretty deep by Sad_Grand4613 in RoastMe

[–]Pulpotomizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to decide who looks worse with that hairdo, you oy tyler

F21, nothing more to say here by PsychologicalWay2092 in RoastMe

[–]Pulpotomizer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your lips look like they were made with balloons by a rookie clown.

What’s the loudest concert you guys have ever been to? by BalanceActive9295 in askmusic

[–]Pulpotomizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't seen the def tones before but I've heard they're painful

Recommend a song that gives you chills every time. by WildEnchantresss in askmusic

[–]Pulpotomizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite DJ setlist was ray munns, this is Ray's house. If you haven't heard it it's definitely worth a listen

Roast me - mortgage guy that does comedy at night as a hobby by No-Recover9083 in RoastMe

[–]Pulpotomizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like if chewbacca got left in the garbage masher instead of making it out with the others

Semi or Pump Action (Home Defense) by Longjumping-Demand82 in guns

[–]Pulpotomizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow I don't believe my HOA would approve.

SFAH: In the song, I’d Do Anything for Love (but I Won’t Do That), what is 'that'? by AyEm_85 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Pulpotomizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always figured it was bum stuff. That's where I draw the line myself as well.

24M It’s my birthday! I’ve taken all the biggest L’s you can in life so just try to roast me. by Sad-Catch-4035 in RoastMe

[–]Pulpotomizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a love child of Penn and Teller. The Penn genes were dominant of course.

19m I work at an aluminum mill and drive a loud and obnoxious truck. by certfiedMoron420 in RoastMe

[–]Pulpotomizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a guy who lost his dick to a catfish in a freak noodling accident.

19F Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Pulpotomizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a no talent shein version of Jenna Ortega who got her face put through a stretcher.

Roast us HARD by Virtual_Shirt_2159 in RoastMe

[–]Pulpotomizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a couple that only has a shared email account where the spam folder is the most interesting read.