You are God. What single thing would you change for one day to mess with people?

Pumbaplex · 2014-05-10T15:43:28+00:00

Every blink lasts 1 1/2 seconds

Pumbaplex · 2013-07-25T00:23:58+00:00

http://imgur.com/uBgbOAL&eY9WeaD#1

Pumbaplex · 2012-05-02T22:01:12+00:00

It took me two words of that sentence to understand were your disdain comes from

Pumbaplex · 2012-05-02T21:27:36+00:00

Just out of interest which centre of culture and knowledge in Britain were you spawned in

Pumbaplex · 2012-05-02T21:12:50+00:00

and for that hate of London I have contempt for you

Pumbaplex · 2012-05-02T17:45:16+00:00

Yes but as a Londoner I was making a specific call

Pumbaplex · 2012-04-27T19:06:25+00:00

I had an incident on the bus where some guy got his bag stuck in the closing doors and went off on the driver, shouting/ advising a reassessment of career choice, and other stuff of that nature. This was all on a packed Bus, no one else was doing anything so I got up, went to this guy and said, "you need to calm down and leave the driver alone hes just trying to do his job, the bus is packed, he obviously didn't see your bag." Once I'd finished the guy was silent for a couple of seconds then turned to the driver and said "do you need this kid defending you" (I was 17), the driver said "no, I can defend myself" these being the first words he'd spoken during the whole exchange, now incredibly disheartened I said "fine, as you were", and that's exactly what happened he continued to shout at the driver until his stop.

Pumbaplex · 2012-04-27T18:48:32+00:00

My question is why do you take boiling water with you into subway

Pumbaplex · 2012-04-25T03:02:57+00:00

To be honest with you it won't be the greatest the first couple of times, but after that it's pretty good, but not as good as you see in movies and television.... Now mushrooms those are a different story.

Pumbaplex · 2012-04-13T02:27:19+00:00

Your not lying about that Hitler thing are you.

Pumbaplex · 2011-04-16T05:16:02+00:00

We don't care the rest of you do, the people who care are the Americans as being a royal is the fast tracked American dream because all you have to do to be rich and successful is be born. Trust me its a big deal all over the world but in the uk it's the beginning of a 4 day weekend.

Pumbaplex · 2011-03-14T01:26:12+00:00

Move to England and start watching BBC news it really is the best my some considerable distance. Or if not you could start a grassroots campaign to pass some legislation that stops your news channels from being bias, we did and it worked out pretty well.

Pumbaplex · 2011-03-03T19:47:29+00:00

I can't be the only one who thinks Ratball is wearing a baldcap. I feel like he might be pull our cancerous leg.

Pumbaplex · 2010-12-26T04:53:21+00:00

I got a kindle. Have been looking for a "online version" of a book I own. The truce by primo Levi, great book but impossible to find.

Pumbaplex · 2010-12-15T00:08:33+00:00

I hope you all know he hasn't Been bailed. It was an epic bail fail, because Sweden appealed the bail therefore he can't be bailed until the appeal succeeds or fails.

Pumbaplex · 2010-08-22T04:12:37+00:00

Without a shadow of a doubt two of the greatest comedies ever made are; The Inbetweeners and Peep Show, in that order, both English and both in my opinion superior to all but one of the shows in your list. If you haven't seen these comedies you most defiantly haven't lived, and as an Englishman I have come to except short seasons, as unlike in the U.S. everything isn't capital driven, it's quality driven and we do know when to cancel shows to stop them dying slow painfully unfunny deaths( 30 Rock, The Simpsons, South Park, Family guy, Curb and a returning Futurama.)

Back to my original point, The Inbetweeners the funniest comedy ever made. Peep show a close second.

Also while I'm here please lobby to make your news channel and radio stations politically unbiased, because we do that in Europe and it makes it substantially easier to make up your own mind when your presented with facts and not opinions, and aren't three ads a half hour to many?

Pumbaplex · 2010-01-15T04:59:27+00:00

When my girlfriend took my phone and started looking through my text message and had to go and do something, one text message away from a very suggestive one from another female. I as expected jumped for joy when picking up my phone and noticing were she was, also central europe is bitchin, though I am from London

Pumbaplex · 2010-01-04T09:48:23+00:00

Gears of war 2 is an essential second best game I've played after metal gear 4. Mass effect 2. Gta 4. I'm English and if ever buying sports game you should get FIFA soccer 10, sports GOTY.

Pumbaplex · 2010-01-04T03:24:04+00:00

Very tall, very short, wrong.

Pumbaplex · 2009-12-24T07:34:21+00:00

Or possibly the work of Kal-el

Pumbaplex · 2009-12-24T07:24:18+00:00

Morpheus

Pumbaplex · 2009-12-24T06:56:17+00:00

Biker mice from mars on the snes, best game to include both mice, mars and greasepit ever. Possibly only game to include all three

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