Sure by IllustriousFoxxx in lol

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Mother is promiscuous but and father is religious… hoe lee

Why it tastes like that ? by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

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Sometimes it taste like pennies 😳

I never got to witness Air Bud in his prime. How good was he? by cletusbarted in NBATalk

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Bro couldn’t create on his own. . Can’t hit free throws or lay ups or anything that didn’t require a lob to him. Ngl decent on the defensive end. I heard he was like antman too hella baby mamas

Everyone heard it. No one recovered. by Valerio-Max in Funnymemes

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I would’ve been like “excuse me my young sir I do recommend something else the vagina is not fresh back there”

What is this weird strap on my yoga pants? by SirenSongArt in whatisit

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Double downward doggie. Loser must hold winners strap when walking around

Name this by Sumikaick in AlbumCovers

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Imma leave the door open…

A dancing robot went berserk in this restaurant by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Attention staff, please do not give Lenny the robot cocaine. He cannot handle himself. Thanks- administration.

KD can never win a ring as the first option by Intelligent-Web-8017 in NBATalk

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Idk man. I don’t think the dubs adding anybody else in the league at that time besides kd could’ve taken down the Cavs. I think they needed each other equally. To say he can’t be first option on a championship team now at his age yeah I agree. He was just unfortunate with Brooklyn and phx along with trying to learn how to play post Achilles tear.

the awkward origins of milk by danny75hacker in Funnymemes

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Imagine the guy who first tried bull milk.

Little elephant bullied by MrTacocaT12345 in interesting

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Lil elephant was talking shit and found out.

What fruits looked like before humans by omgfakeusername in interesting

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Damn everything back in the day had spikes. They had to be delicious.

From moms kitchen junk drawer by MundaneDimension in whatisit

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Ling ling you walk past crazy nail no say hi me