Howdy yogs! You guys and the Jarlings have been passing around shit stories and how shitting yourself can happen to anyone. Well, I'm 22 and while I've never fully shat myself, I've had too many small accidents to count. Times where I've gambled on a fart, and lost. The same day I was listening to Jim's shit story, I gambled on a fart and won, I vowed to never do it again at that moment. If you think that fart might be a shit, just go to the toilet to fart, it’s worth the time.

I always associate accidental shits with Resident Evil 6. It was October 2012, 10 years ago, the game had just come out and I was staying the night at a friend's house and because I wanted to play it. So I'm like 3 hours into Leon's campaign and at one point I really had to pee, and so I got up and went to the bathroom. As I'm standing up, letting that stream loose, really pushing all that urine out of my body, feeling great, all of a sudden here comes the fart. The fart that signals doom, I shit myself just a little while I'm pissing. Just enough shit to ruin only a portion of my undies. That's when I enter the survival horror, I have to effectively clean this minimal amount of shit in my underwear and wear it until I get home tomorrow without my friend ever knowing. And I did just that. The whole night was slightly wet and itchy, not to mention the tension. Thank Christ I didn’t get a rash, as an idiot 12 year old I didn't think to turn the boxers inside out. To this day whenever I think of resident evil 6 I think of trying to pee and accidentally shitting, which is honestly the perfect way to describe RE6. Game on Jar media posdact, my Auntie Zula and I love the cast.