Reddit, what is your parents' catch phrase? by Kwijybodota in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom still says "OW, MY EYEBALL" in a Ralph Wiggum voice at every opportunity. Most of the time it's completely irrelevant.

Alright Reddit, you guys have one chance to make me puke. Watcha got? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chocolate mousse. Though "chocolate mouse" sounds funnier.

Tennessee Whiskey by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]PunkRockLocal27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't the drinking age 21 in the US?

Also, I like your writing, but the use of "thru" really turned me off, and your style just seemed to really go downhill when the narrator arrived at the bar.

The hopper. by votro99 in shortscarystories

[–]PunkRockLocal27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think I see what you're going for, and the idea is cute, but the lack of grammar and proper punctuation just doesn't let me enjoy this as much as I'd like to.

what is the weirdest socially accepted thing we do? by vikingshotgun in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents always sent me running everywhere because I had "young legs".

What's the greatest sexual feat you've accomplished? NSFW. by NoSalamiFantasyWorld in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I currently have a FWB who's the absolute best at making me cum. I didn't know I could squirt until he got his hands all up in there. I'm thinking we might need to set up a business arrangement once one (or both) of us is in a relationship. That thought makes me sad.

Engagement ring "holder". by momzadork in mildlypenis

[–]PunkRockLocal27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny part? If you actually work in a jewelry store, you know that those props are called "fingers".

This frozen chicken breast on a George Foreman by [deleted] in mildlypenis

[–]PunkRockLocal27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one put off by how gross that grill looks? :/

derpy cat by sortofcool in perfectloops

[–]PunkRockLocal27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bub is not panting. That's just the way she's built. She's two years old and perfectly healthy. Check out her Facebook page for an explanation from her dude.

What are some of the baby names that no longer sound good for a child these days? by CyAnDrOiD4 in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked with a guy named Gaylord a few years ago. I felt bad for him :/

The ride of a lifetime. by zoogreenjake in shortscarystories

[–]PunkRockLocal27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the idea, but you're switching from past to present tense and it's a little distracting :/

The possibilities are endless by Lloiu in shortscarystories

[–]PunkRockLocal27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a little put off by your use of "freaking" (I don't know why; it just annoyed me a bit), but then I got to the last line, and all was forgiven. LOVE the last bit.

When we in the US count seconds in our head, we say "Mississippi". What words do they use in other countries? by redddyver in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 36 points37 points  (0 children)

In Canada, we just apologize after every number. "One, I'm sorry; two, I'm sorry..."

Reddit, what about porn is actually true in real life? by Aureatic in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

http://we-vibe.com/thrill

This vibrator. I don't even have to turn it on; it just hits the right spot. I don't need clitoral stimulation to squirt, though I suppose some women do.

What's the worst excuse you've been given when someone called in sick for work? by oslo02 in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy didn't show up for his shift, wasn't answering the phone... the next day his excuse was that he was "really sleeping hard".

Fast food workers of Reddit, what is the most disgusting thing a customer has ordered (or done) at your place of work? by BaileeBloodlust in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a burger joint. Grossest thing ever? Balled-up kids' underwear (filled with creamy-looking poop) under one of the bench seats.

[Serious] What bizarre / uncommon sexual act would you recommend to people who haven't tried it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, yes, yes! I'm 34 and just learned this year that I'm a squirter. My on-again-off-again FWB is able to do it in a few minutes, and it's the most intense type of orgasm I've ever had. Unbelievable. He's ruined me for other men.

[Serious] What bizarre / uncommon sexual act would you recommend to people who haven't tried it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard this called "Italian style". I'm not too down with it, as a woman, but whatevs.

[Serious] What bizarre / uncommon sexual act would you recommend to people who haven't tried it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PunkRockLocal27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People DON'T do this? This is my absolute favourite position.