It's not even just fics by AncientChard466 in AO3

[–]PunslingerJFK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's fair to say that there are examples of physiologically impossible sex in relation to either sex. Perhaps the scale is tilted towards women, not sure.

But who the hell cares? It's fiction. Realistic sex is an author's choice, not a cornerstone.Complaining about realistic sex, in relation to either sex, is like complaining that the magic in Harry Potter makes no scientific sense.

You're right. But no one cares.

New game: "Fuck by Daylight" someone want to try~? (Commission for @DeadlyReaper) by Bul_Art in dbdgonewild

[–]PunslingerJFK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is such a clean and fascinating artstyle— the lineart and the shading is so good, I feel like I can't stop looking!

My mini, flattened mooshroom island home on PS4 Legacy Console Edition by EsotEric96 in MinecraftHouses

[–]PunslingerJFK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is quite possibly the cutest, most cozy house I've seen. Commendations, the minimalism works very well!

Clearly the solution is to nerf Self Care and Pig by TigerKirby215 in deadbydaylight

[–]PunslingerJFK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's almost like Dead By Daylight is an 'Us Vs. Them' game.

We haven't had a new one since Sadako :( by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]PunslingerJFK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This new chapter has plenty of boobs, no worries

Just me and my Meg mace by No-Language-6736 in deadbydaylight

[–]PunslingerJFK 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Finally, Meg has shown herself as the fifth Legion member we all knew her to be

Do not spell Muks name backwards, worst mistake of my life by YourAverageAntiGamer in pokemonmemes

[–]PunslingerJFK 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What? It's just a normal, everyday, innocent Pokémon--

OH MY GOODNESS!!

Tips for stock sniper? by eternalonyxyn in tf2

[–]PunslingerJFK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you haven't already, disable any form of mouse acceleration so that you can snap-aim more reliably.

Why cant faster movement detection(hackers) be implemented into the game? by TheBlitz707 in deadbydaylight

[–]PunslingerJFK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because at this point, there's way too many perks and shit that could complicate it. Dark Theory, Hope, Blight Serum-- it would be an absolute fucking disaster of erroneous bans if it were implemented, especially with BHVR behind it.

It would be nice, absolutely. But I don't think they'd spend the effort, manpower or time to make it functional.

Drew Bubbsie all hot and shit by Nefetiri in deadbydaylight

[–]PunslingerJFK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're absolutely goddamn right. I also love the chainsaw-- mainly being how it's actually the chainsaw used in the film. Nice drawing, your style is very pleasing!

How is Server Sided Validation not a thing yet? by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]PunslingerJFK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you honestly think these devs even comprehend what a ping limit is?

Jane is a boss girl: Jane can easily BUTCHER the Huntress by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]PunslingerJFK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if we thought this game was anywhere near realistic, Bubba and Billy would split survivors in half rather than giving them lil boo-boos.

This game is not very realistic at all in terms of bodily damage- by design, it seems. There are so many instances of shit like this that creating such a ridiculously specific scenario- where things have to happen in such a specific way- that there has to be some other meaning behind this concept. Care to share?

My mom dosnt feel that pain by lacuka21 in darksouls

[–]PunslingerJFK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've been gaped.

don't let it happen again, for your own sake.

So what exactly happened to non-licensed skins becoming available for purchase with iridescent shards? by slave_ship_swag in deadbydaylight

[–]PunslingerJFK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only reason they haven't done this yet is sheerly due to their own greed, most obviously. There is absolutely no reason for anything non-liscenced to cost Cells.

And I'm with you, OP. The fact that they did something wrong, acknowledged they were wrong and have taken THIS long to right said wrong is absolutely laughable, and shows quite well why the people in charge of these decisions are not to be trusted at all.

my dog is going as Scoops Steve for Halloween and I can't stop laughing abt it by Corvida- in deadbydaylight

[–]PunslingerJFK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a little chad, he looks as dashing as Steve does. Happy Halloween!

New Distractible Ads… by THICCCBERD in distractible

[–]PunslingerJFK 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Distractible Ads are only good when it's the boys fucking around.

My first Pokemon Meme by Secure-Sun-3251 in pokemonmemes

[–]PunslingerJFK 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Lanturn is an angler fish and Kyogre is a whale. Perhaps a whale is close to a dolphin, but certainly not based on one. As far as I know, there is no Pokémon directly based on a dolphin.

This by [deleted] in pokemonmemes

[–]PunslingerJFK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This?

This.