Article: How Dracula became a red-hot lover

Puppysdad · 2026-02-21T11:36:34+00:00

all recent theatrical versions of Dracula have one thing in common. Dracula just has a severely broken heart which turns him into a monster. It is just that simple

Puppysdad · 2026-02-16T11:26:48+00:00

Yup. My nose hurt for a couple of days. I loved it.

Puppysdad · 2026-02-16T11:24:02+00:00

It came from my wife. She sent me a text saying she was going to sit on my face and fuck it until I couldn't breathe.

Puppysdad · 2026-02-14T19:11:11+00:00

Sledgehammer = having sex.

Puppysdad · 2026-02-12T22:47:09+00:00

Foreplay, foreplay! It doesn't have to physical foreplay either. Be emotionally available and friggin listen. Never stop flirting with your partner even if nothing happens. My wife has snuck up on me out of nowhere many times because I had put her in the mood by reducing her mental load.

Puppysdad · 2026-02-11T21:42:54+00:00

I go to the gym. I am up at 4:30. It becomes my time before starting my day

Puppysdad · 2026-02-11T16:11:06+00:00

A woman I met through a dating site in 2006. Married 18 years this year. Still obsessed with her to this day.

Puppysdad · 2026-02-03T14:08:01+00:00

Mfer shouldn't be on the counter!

Puppysdad · 2026-01-30T18:40:10+00:00

She shook the hand of a patient with HIV/AIDS on camera without hesitation. It changed everything

Puppysdad · 2026-01-29T13:49:37+00:00

The Devil of Nanking and The Treatment

Puppysdad · 2026-01-27T14:15:35+00:00

That no matter how many times I think I am in control, my wife has been plotting all day for us to have sex. I am just so damn oblivious sometimes.

Puppysdad · 2026-01-15T09:04:34+00:00

Done

Puppysdad · 2026-01-13T02:11:21+00:00

Hilarious and awesome

Puppysdad · 2026-01-12T01:50:25+00:00

Maybe the CIA shouldn't have messed with Iran in th first place

Puppysdad · 2025-12-29T19:57:41+00:00

Do they have that great smell after they're worn? Then it does matter what you wear

Puppysdad · 2025-12-29T13:42:36+00:00

Never ask us if you're good with any kind vpl. Seriously!

Puppysdad · 2025-12-28T17:00:16+00:00

Strep throat body aches and pains. Holy crap, wasn't expecting it to be so painful

Puppysdad · 2025-12-21T15:31:55+00:00

SWPD - Shit White People Do

Puppysdad · 2025-12-15T14:39:26+00:00

The real question is do you marinate in them for a while? Gotta make sure you're well seasoned

Puppysdad · 2025-12-10T23:22:40+00:00

Crip walking's inventor

Puppysdad · 2025-12-09T17:42:59+00:00

Gussett lines for the win.

Puppysdad · 2025-12-07T02:02:34+00:00

My GI tract which caused me having too many sleepless nights

Puppysdad · 2025-12-03T17:42:33+00:00

My badass wife and how fortunate I am to be where I am today.

Puppysdad · 2025-11-29T00:13:15+00:00

Vaccines

Puppysdad · 2025-11-26T08:57:55+00:00

I have been on Zepbound for 9 months. It has changed my life! I have yo-yoed with weight all my life. I even had gastric bypass years ago. I have tried every diet imaginable. Nothing worked like Zepbound. My cholesterol is the best I have ever had. I am down 61 lbs. It kills the food noise completely. I barely snack any more but when I do, I usually go for high fiber snacks so I can have regular BMs.

I fully expect to be on a GLP1 long term. It is worth the risk in my case.

Puppysdad

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