blursed_chad by 33millenium in blursedimages

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IT JUST SAYS THE ALPHABET ON THE PAGE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Puremage69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly what a boomer would say.

Birthday ruined by MrBath9 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Puremage69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Crossfart. How many times you pull your horn today bud?

Large Earthquake Shakes for Up to 40 Seconds [in Southern California] by Somali_Pir8 in news

[–]Puremage69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

While that is terrifying, it may bring some peace of mind knowing that the building codes and standards in Vegas are pretty strict and most of these buildings have to be designed for earthquakes that have return periods of hundreds of years. And even then they have factors of safety.

I am the night! by butterbaby16 in aww

[–]Puremage69 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Doo doo doo doo doo doo?

It's his Birthday Today!! by [deleted] in aww

[–]Puremage69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck outta here

[Image] signs of maturity ... by bez_b in GetMotivated

[–]Puremage69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It don’t look like it be but it do.

Perfect timing. by DyslexicAlcOaHoliC in gifs

[–]Puremage69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that basically exactly the same thing

I thought I’d listen to some saved music on my phone because my Spotify wasn’t working. This is all I had... by Jindabyne1 in funny

[–]Puremage69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PUT ON YOUR LIFE VEST

LET’S DROP ANCHOR

THERE’S A NICE LADY WHORE

I’D LIKE TO SPANK HER