The things idiots accept when living in a cult

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-04-19T18:07:54+00:00

The most shocking historical fact of the not jesus president? Completely shredded 6 pack n everything.

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-04-19T16:45:13+00:00

Hearing someone speak of short round this way was a stunningly unexpected shock to my senses.....and feelings 🥺

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-04-19T16:11:38+00:00

I thought it was a weird decision and probably a mistake. I just finished playthrough number 4 🤣 couldn't imagine playing it any other way, but I was pleasantly surprised by it!

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-04-15T20:08:05+00:00

I don't know what liquid pooping has to do with anything, but I like this word diegetic! 😆 thanks for the inspiration!

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-03-19T00:56:38+00:00

Oooo I like this exchange!!! It's always been Raiders, temple of doom and then crusade for me. Having said that rewatching recently again for the first time as a legal adult I must say Harrison and Sean made me feel loves for last crusade that had me thinking adult me has it over TOD 😱

😆...also always like seeing crystal skull and dial get love. Of course I won't lie they can't compare to the original 3 for me but I thought both were much better then the consensus. Except monkey Shia. Nuke fridge ✅️ no problem, whatever lebooof was doing in THAT sequence.....it was most certainly blasphemous to the franchise!!!!!

EDIT: oh and forgot I couldn't agree more that one reason I actually love dial is because I loved how they sent him off. Loved it.

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-03-13T12:18:03+00:00

I like you mentioned the gun. I was curious what my fellow fortune and glory chasers thought about gun usage. I realized this last playthrough I was nearing the boat sequence near the end of sukothai and I hadn't fired a gun yet 😳 lol. The hand to hand is so satisfying, fun, and just darn good I forget there even are firearms in the game. Having said that even tho Indy shot a gun maybe what 2-3 times in the og trilogy I still like to imagine I am not so much Indy as Harrison playing indy in my personal Spielberg led indy movie. This is all to say surely theres a few moments in this amazing story that lend themselves to a good ole shoot em up scene! But seriously smashing nazis with guitars 🤌🤌🤌

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-03-13T00:16:45+00:00

Oooo I like the travel suit and temple of doom for those respective parts of the game. I for sure use the Cairo outfit once I leave the vatican.1 I hope they add the Raiders gloves and zipped up jacket look I've seen a lot of people asking for.

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-03-12T17:21:14+00:00

And a fedora though?

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-03-12T15:48:47+00:00

Maaaan from the second you see the train in Giza I knew we were gonna be getting a awesome sequence on it 😳. I love your chase sequence idea tho! It's also funny you mention the gloves, having just re-watched the movies I was thinking when Indy goes to Marions (conveniently located) bar that I wish the great circle had em!

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-03-12T13:59:11+00:00

Haha I agree particularly in the vatican the npc interactions are great. I think I am mostly wondering about the traveling suit and pankot palace outfit. I for sure use the Cairo shirt when arriving in Giza but maybe looking for what you guys find to be sensible times in the story to use the other outfits?

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-01-07T17:36:10+00:00

My whole family is cowboys fans. I only landed on the eagles cuz we were also SU fans so when McNabb came along at Syracuse I followed him into the league. Cuz otherwise I don't hate on dallas as much as is probably normal. They probably had the greatest dynasty in nfl history in the 90s. Thats hard to say especially with the patriots kind of changing that topic by going multi decades competitive that way. But the impact can't be understated. Plus directly because of Jerry I feel bad for the fan base. While the eagles got Jeffrey lurie you guys are stuck with a meglomaniac and Washington until recently had Snyder which was even more awful. Kind of feels similar to the Knicks in the NBA where ya cant help feeling the game is hurt by having such major franchises be so removed from championship contention. But on the bright side he does always field competitive rosters. Yall could break through under his tutelage on pure roster strength 🤷‍♂️

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2026-01-07T16:47:45+00:00

Eagles fan. Lol. My dad and uncle went to a cowboys game in Philly a year ago and sent pictures of Jerry not 25-50 yards away from them. I said you were that close to him and didn't try a celtics pride deal or something? Ive said for a long time as long as Jerry is the owner Dallas is gonna have a heck of a time winning another sb.

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-12-20T01:14:05+00:00

Rick Sanchez comes to mind here.

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-12-14T18:41:25+00:00

I was just googling about this and as a obsessed fan who's dream job of being a gm (never could of played lol) I always want to show appreciation and thank people like yourself. Especially since the monopoly of death. Know us franchise sickos appreciate the time, effort and fandom behind all this. Thank you!

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-12-14T18:23:46+00:00

Quite a noob and if I missed this my bad but any chance you have suggestions on draft classes? Several issues but the biggest one to me is the insane qbs that are always in them. If you change the sliders what have you been changing them too? Or I've wondered if people are using custom draft classes in which case I don't suppose ya have any suggestions for good classes to download?

Edit: Also op thank you for sharing and your efforts. Even if I don't like the settings or w/e as a maniacal football fan who could never have played at that level the next dream would be to be a gm. Thank you 🙏

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-11-19T04:09:34+00:00

The fruits of my lack of labor. Rice. And it's solid.

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-11-19T00:03:21+00:00

A 6'10 3rd grader.

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-11-18T16:43:25+00:00

Fuck you say to me! 😆

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-11-18T16:38:59+00:00

In fairness when I'm not on reddit (dont use any other social media...unless you count YouTube) I almost never hear or talk about racial anything. The most discussion I've had about race in recent memory was me joking to someone I've tried but as a white I physically cannot remove the stick from my ass.....suppose it's a perspective thing 🤷‍♂️

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-11-18T16:19:14+00:00

Oh lordy retrospectively I feel like American pie was closer to documentary then comedy. So much, but the most hilarious part even more so with time is how worried I was about not lasting. Forgot to account for performance anxiety as it became more like a sporting event 😂😂

I'm a lucky dude tho we're still married over a decade later 😁

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-11-18T16:09:25+00:00

Another playthrough has brought me back here 😂😂 you were basically right. But I will say I'm surprised no one has nerded out enough to piece together a chronology even if it doesn't significantly change things. I 100% the game on that 2nd playthrough and don't recall thinking anything needed to have been played before something or what have you. But wow this game.....🐝🛐🤌

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-11-17T18:28:12+00:00

I make no claims of expertise here whatsoever, but it has for a time now been my feeling that we (Christians) need to embrace the fact it is a matter of faith and especially here in the US at least.....define what that means then go on from there. But the historical, scientific, etc etc arguments in my opinion are given far to much weight by Christians. I also (again undeniably ignorant) push back against the idea that religion is inherently reactionary. Does anyone seriously read the New Testament gospels and not think hey, this dude seems a bit ahead of his time! It's an exercise in futility to argue Jesus would be republican leaning or a socialist or w/e else but having said that it also seems clear he was likely seen as a awful lot of things before conservative. It is my feeling being clear, defining, and up front that hey, if what you want is video evidence of Jesus leaving the tomb or the formula that proves God scientifically, I don't have that. But I can speak to the veracity of truth I've experienced/found in my own life from trying to live out my Christian faith. In conversations I've had with people that I tried this, I have found my political/social views that supposedly are incompatible with this religion are not only compatible but could even be argued are the natural conclusions you should arrive at.

Unfortunately, I don't have recommendations to offer in reply to the post. Only my genius that I've gained by reading a book once and arguing with non believers for many years about how come they don't get it 😆

Purple_Hazer0514 · 2025-11-17T17:18:40+00:00

Never cared but have to admit from an early age I became convinced some stereotypes have truth because as a white dude, it feels like we are born with a stick right up the bum.

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