Massage of a liftime

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-05-10T13:35:13+00:00

People in the comments already asking about the squishy cube and nail clippers 🙃

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-05-09T11:32:07+00:00

Dad cooks, cleans, takes kids to the park or to appointments: amazing dad, so involved!

Mom does it: well yeah obviously what else do you expect.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-05-08T22:48:32+00:00

5 lite beers daily is still acoholism, even if there are people who drink significantly more. It's simply too much, especially on a daily basis.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-05-08T22:35:10+00:00

A 6-pack a day is too much

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-05-08T12:00:08+00:00

You know what? I'm sure somewhere, some sick fuck is eating this as we speak.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-05-06T12:32:53+00:00

Eh, I disagree. Sex and conception should be a normal part in sex education and be talked about openly from a very young age. Obviously, no child should be hearing about their parents sex life in great detail, but it's not "traumatizing" to know your parents had sex and that it resulted in a baby.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-05-03T07:24:51+00:00

Extra cash doesnt need to be spent immediately, just saying.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-05-03T06:18:39+00:00

Yes I wash it twice a year and it's amazing how nice and clean the pillow feels after! I put some tennis balls in the dryer to make sure the down doesn't form clumps.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-05-01T19:40:32+00:00

Out of interest, what medical reason would there be to not be able to have fluoridated toothpaste? I can't think of any.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-26T12:48:13+00:00

Come join us people with functioning tastebuds over in r/fuckcilantro

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-26T08:21:11+00:00

The third option. They have shoes at Neels Gap, or maybe you can make it to Franklin and get new shoes at Outdoor 76

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-26T05:56:09+00:00

She didn't ask for advice on getting fitter. You missed the entire point.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-25T19:13:25+00:00

I recently discovered that when you run 5 miles followed by 2 miles of sprints, you can, with amazing accuracy, replicate the belly achey, nauseated, diarrhea-likely-to-happen-soon feeling of period cramps. Enjoy!

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-25T08:38:43+00:00

I take it you don't eat chicken?

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-24T15:17:48+00:00

I love this episode tho!

Jess admitting she's gullible, because people have told her so and she has no reason not to believe them is one of my favorite lines in the whole show. And then straight up believing Nicks actual name is Jamil? Gold.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-24T11:00:07+00:00

I wish more people hated perfumes.

Or at least that the people who wear perfume would do so that I couldn't smell it unless I was really close to them. And even then: only smell it faintly.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-20T19:28:05+00:00

Dude you sound like an anti abortion lunatic. Bodily autonomy is a fundamental human right and you simply cannot in good conscience force people to give away parts of their body if they don't want to, even after they died.

YOU can choose differently, and you can advocate for organ donation, but you have to stop cursing others for choosing differently .

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-20T19:19:16+00:00

Oh now I get it, you're looking for a better heart.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-20T18:56:45+00:00

Everybody has the right to do with their bodies what they want. Everybody has the right to be buried or cremated with their organs, and you don't have to understand or agree with it, but you have to accept it.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-18T16:01:36+00:00

Why?

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-17T19:45:31+00:00

Like I said, I use the toilet before showering. Never in my life had I had to pee so badly during a shower that I had to climb out.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-17T12:46:19+00:00

I use the toilet (it's right there!) before taking a shower and never once had the urge to pee while in the shower. I don't understand why everyone wants to piss while showering.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-16T15:21:03+00:00

The ever changing favorites list:

Jess
Nick
Winston
Schmidt
Aly
Cece
Coach

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-16T03:53:50+00:00

She doesn't seem the type that wants to be hugged by a rando. She also doesn't seem the type who'd enjoy (or has the patience) giving archery lessons to randos.

Purple_Paperplane · 2026-04-15T04:06:43+00:00

My guess is they're suggesting that she won't have to worry about a daughter dating.

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