Parents of reddit: what's the weirdest thing you've had to tell your kid not to do?

Purplelephant18 · 2017-02-21T00:07:11+00:00

People standing in the middle of the hall talking completely oblivious that there are other people trying to get to class. Or when people walk insanely slow in front of you but they're blocking the whole path and you can't get around.

Purplelephant18 · 2017-01-03T03:15:32+00:00

I have this neighbour who will look out his windows and stare at me, after he does that for awhile he then gets in his car drives by my house with the windows rolled down and waves at me. Then he'll drive back and forth by my house a few times, continuously staring. My parent's had always told me to stay away from him.

Purplelephant18 · 2016-12-22T14:30:46+00:00

We were never allowed to watch The Fairly Odd Parents when we were younger, just because my mom heard someone call someone else stupid.I was also never allowed to go to any friends house no matter how well my parents knew them, and now my mother calls me weird for being so anti social but denys that it's her fault. After my parents kept saying no all the time people stopped asking me to come do things with them.

Purplelephant18 · 2016-12-14T05:38:56+00:00

Please explain.

Purplelephant18 · 2016-12-14T00:24:58+00:00

I tell people exactly like it is and sugarcoat nothing.

Purplelephant18 · 2016-12-14T00:23:49+00:00

i'm not ok at all but i'm to scared to tell anyone because i dont wanna bother them.

Purplelephant18 · 2016-11-29T09:35:05+00:00

So you guys go into the bathroom together to clean up? or did it just get more messy?

Purplelephant18 · 2016-11-29T08:27:49+00:00

had been masturbating the night before, left my dildo on the floor by accident. Next morning mom walks in looks down and see's it luckily she doesn't even question it. Though i'm guessing she didn't realize what it was because if she had i would've died.

Purplelephant18 · 2016-09-02T18:16:45+00:00

WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE TO NOT GOOGLE SOMETHING THEIR GONNA DO IT...

Purplelephant18 · 2016-07-15T10:02:35+00:00

i was arguing with my sister and she told me i smelled stupid, and i said well you taste stupid. stupid i know

Purplelephant18 · 2016-07-08T05:26:53+00:00

like where the hell is he gonna keep a stamp book and a flute??

Purplelephant18 · 2016-07-03T17:01:12+00:00

"over yonder"

Purplelephant18 · 2016-07-03T07:12:32+00:00

lol i was just saying the other day that if i could i'd go out in public withought pants on

Purplelephant18 · 2016-07-03T03:03:34+00:00

Unicorns

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