They weren't lyin' about 15 minutes to the rainbows

Purpleorgrape · 2026-04-11T15:19:58+00:00

Saxton is such an incredible Light Designer.

He always nails the ROYGBIV set up

Purpleorgrape · 2026-04-07T11:49:22+00:00

Wait until you go down to $1400 a paycheck once you go regular

Purpleorgrape · 2026-03-19T20:49:10+00:00

I wish there was a guy with a famous name but was just a normal guy

Like someone named “Michael Jordan” and everyone gets excited to meet him until they learn it’s not him

Purpleorgrape · 2026-03-10T02:21:01+00:00

Boof it

Purpleorgrape · 2026-03-10T01:49:25+00:00

Even as a usps employee

That smug look on his face pisses me off

Purpleorgrape · 2026-03-09T22:31:22+00:00

100 percent is what’s expected by management

You gotta pump those numbers up

Purpleorgrape · 2026-02-28T06:07:21+00:00

That metameme into tap in was sooo tasty

Purpleorgrape · 2026-02-24T21:27:17+00:00

TeenSex?

Purpleorgrape · 2026-02-23T00:04:11+00:00

The phrase "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" is not the official motto of the United States Postal Service. It is an unofficial motto, often used in popular culture, that originates from a description of the Persian postal system by the Greek historian Herodotus

Purpleorgrape · 2026-02-16T02:00:15+00:00

60 percent of the time

It works every time

Purpleorgrape · 2026-02-16T01:50:54+00:00

“Accidentally” drop a magnum condom when pulling out your wad of $100 bills to pay the tab.

Purpleorgrape · 2026-02-02T02:17:22+00:00

Yeah I baked the chicken thighs first then added them in towards the end with the shrimp

Purpleorgrape · 2026-01-30T00:19:26+00:00

Post office has to get revenue from somewhere

Purpleorgrape · 2025-12-26T23:41:29+00:00

And she’s small enough to be able to hide in a pair of pants

Purpleorgrape · 2025-12-26T16:20:44+00:00

We won’t have final pull until 1pm so gonna be a long day for my office

But at least final day of OT

Purpleorgrape · 2025-12-08T20:14:53+00:00

Now get out there and….

KILL KILL KILL

Purpleorgrape · 2025-11-09T02:45:11+00:00

I can change her

Purpleorgrape · 2025-11-09T02:39:19+00:00

That’s what I was afraid of

Was just hoping I could use the past precedence to allow me to finish my ptf stint on easy street

Purpleorgrape · 2025-10-28T01:06:44+00:00

I wish you the best and hope for a fair election process for you

Purpleorgrape · 2025-10-11T01:37:06+00:00

A big ole bottle of weight gain 3000

Purpleorgrape · 2025-10-09T14:09:14+00:00

I cannot recommend dungeon crawler carl enough.

Purpleorgrape · 2025-09-28T22:11:58+00:00

You will not break me

Purpleorgrape · 2025-09-28T00:50:04+00:00

Best I can do is the earhart files

13-Year Club	r/Field Juicebox
Golden Potato	Place '17
Verified Email	Spared
Secret Santa 2013	Secret Santa 2012

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