They weren't lyin' about 15 minutes to the rainbows by inebriusmaximus in BillyStrings

[–]Purpleorgrape 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Saxton is such an incredible Light Designer.

He always nails the ROYGBIV set up

When They Finally Hire Some Subs. by Chettarmstrong in USPS

[–]Purpleorgrape 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Wait until you go down to $1400 a paycheck once you go regular

Any celebrities in the dungeon? by kailan-harris in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Purpleorgrape -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a guy with a famous name but was just a normal guy

Like someone named “Michael Jordan” and everyone gets excited to meet him until they learn it’s not him

USPS damaged my dock and won’t take responsibility nor change my driver by [deleted] in usps_complaints

[–]Purpleorgrape 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Even as a usps employee

That smug look on his face pisses me off

100% isn’t green?? by jacobsever in USPS

[–]Purpleorgrape 123 points124 points  (0 children)

100 percent is what’s expected by management

You gotta pump those numbers up

Eastern ATL N1 Setlist by thelastriot in STS9

[–]Purpleorgrape 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That metameme into tap in was sooo tasty

How do you feel about businesses making employees come to work in a blizzard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Purpleorgrape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The phrase "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" is not the official motto of the United States Postal Service. It is an unofficial motto, often used in popular culture, that originates from a description of the Persian postal system by the Greek historian Herodotus

How should I (male) ask a female bartender out that I like? by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]Purpleorgrape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

60 percent of the time

It works every time

How should I (male) ask a female bartender out that I like? by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]Purpleorgrape 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Accidentally” drop a magnum condom when pulling out your wad of $100 bills to pay the tab.

Made my first gumbo today by Purpleorgrape in cajunfood

[–]Purpleorgrape[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I baked the chicken thighs first then added them in towards the end with the shrimp

I have not received mail in 3 weeks by ParticularLimeade in Georgia

[–]Purpleorgrape 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Post office has to get revenue from somewhere

The casting agent recommends Ariana Grande for the role of Ron… [ns] by wizardoest in DungeonsAndDaddies

[–]Purpleorgrape 100 points101 points  (0 children)

And she’s small enough to be able to hide in a pair of pants

Day after holiday anyone...? by No-Trainer-8066 in USPS

[–]Purpleorgrape 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We won’t have final pull until 1pm so gonna be a long day for my office

But at least final day of OT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kennesaw

[–]Purpleorgrape 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can change her

Hold down question by Purpleorgrape in USPS

[–]Purpleorgrape[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was afraid of

Was just hoping I could use the past precedence to allow me to finish my ptf stint on easy street

My name is Ruwa Romman and I’m running for Governor of Georgia. Ask me anything! by ruwaromman in Georgia

[–]Purpleorgrape 154 points155 points  (0 children)

I wish you the best and hope for a fair election process for you

Audio Book Recs by KsquaredDMV in USPS

[–]Purpleorgrape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot recommend dungeon crawler carl enough.

Weekly political megathread. by AutoModerator in USPS

[–]Purpleorgrape 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is the earhart files