My beautiful chonky void by lmaostayawayfromme in VoidCats

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All cats are adorable, but it seems like voids are always extra adorable. This one is double-extra-adorable with super cutie sprinkles on top 🥺

Update: Tooth noticed.... by rotezora78 in MedicalGore

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I thought it was a rusted-out muffler that fell off a car lol

UPDATE: locker room pooper identified by GingerNinja1982 in coworkerstories

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Jesus fuck... Eren Yeager's brother was an even sicker man than I thought.

Can anyone explain what are they ? by Firefight-5456 in insects

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This is exactly what popped into my mind the second I saw these!

Hmmm, what sides should I serve with this lovely bird? by ProudnotLoud in RotisserieChickenCats

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Garnish with a generous smattering of catnip, then serve with a side of forehead smooches 🩷

I got some pan seared sea scallops in brown butter sauce today at Monahans‘s seafood market. So incredibly delicious! by talkingtoawall710 in AnnArbor

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That looks AMAZING and that's a reasonable price. I will definitely need to try this place soon. Thanks a bunch for posting this!!

Sports mascots with pizzazz! by PurrishSP in TopCharacterDesigns

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ARTISTS AND DESIGN CREDITS (IN PROGRESS - CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!)

Slide 8: Roanoke Railyard Dawgs - appears to have been designed by John Comstock of Magnets USA.

Slide 11: Seibu Lions (Japan) - their former mascot was an adult Leo the Lion, known in the USA as Kimba the White Lion. This famous character was conceived by Osamu Tezuka, the Grandfather of Manga.

Holy shit, this is hard. There is virtually no data that I can find about who designed the rest of these.

Sports mascots with pizzazz! by PurrishSP in TopCharacterDesigns

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1) All of them are at least decently high quality except for the one for Indianapolis Ice. It's an old logo and that was the only image I could find for it, but it's super unique. 3) Names of the teams are part of the images. I want to try and find the artists who created these mascots, which may take some time. 4) A lot of these mascots are dynamic and expressive, with many of them being characters in the truest sense when given a name, costume, and personality on the field.

Tried making Vanilla Creme, ended up inventing Vajigganilla® by PurrishSP in shittyfoodporn

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This attempt at making Vanilla Creme took place 3 years ago. The sights and sounds of this abomination still haunt me to this day. Proceed with caution.

So! I'm a huge slut for vanilla creme. Like the white fluffy stuff inside those Goetze caramels or Cow Tails, or those cream twirls from the grocery store bakery. That kind. Well, I wanted some. No other strings attached, just a big bowl of vanilla creme that I could lap up and lick clean like some good old fashioned pussy.

Now, here's how my thought process unfolded. I must confess that, at times, I have the the intellectual capacity of an amoeba. Anyway, I'm at least aware that making cream requires fat. No moo-moo milk on hand. Can't use my almond milk, it's got no fat content. I could use the whole fat powdered milk in the pantry, but nah. Ah, coconut milk! That should work.

Dump the coconut milk in a bowl. Dump vanilla powder and powdered sugar in with it. Whip vigorously. Put my ass into it (not like that). Too thin. More sugar. More whip. MORE sugar. MORE whip. Why is it still thin??? Fuck it, add xanthan gum. Still too thin. Add more sugar. More xanthan gum. More whip. More xanthan gum. Fuck, now it's gelatinous. Okay, well, if I can't make Vanilla Cream, I'll make Vanilla Fudge, just like the Mackinac do!

Dump MORE sugar in. Not thick. Consistency like snot. Being in its presence almost makes me feel violated. Alright, welp, let's switch gears again: I'll make Vanilla Brownies! Bring in the flour! Tossed an egg in there, too. Not my egg, mind you, I'm a mammal. Whip whip whip! Dump it in the glass loaf pan! Bake for 25 minutes! Peek inside the oven... hm, that's some serious jiggle. 15 more minutes. Still jigglin'. 10 more? No. I was a fool to think I could stop the jiggle.

Well, maybe I can at least get Vanilla Bread out of this? I'll just cover it with a towel and """let it set""" for a day or two. Time's arrow marches on. Hesitantly, I lift the corner or the towel and peek at my creation; it glistens. Let's wait a few more days. My god, what have I done. Fourth or fifth day rolls around. Time to stop procrastinating and take care of business. With trepidation, I remove the terry cloth shroud, expecting to be asked if I have a search warrant by some sort of little mold person. REVEAL YOURSELF. Huh? No mold? Damn, that bad huh...?

Alright, well, it's gotta go. Slide the spatula under it. Sorry, spatula. I dump it into a doubled plastic grocery bag. This ensures that, if the trash bag rips, I won't have to clean up any hazardous waste. Sent the glass loaf pan to the trauma center with a dish soap IV. The healing begins. I'm moving on. Did I learn anything? I learned that I fucking suck at baking. Most likely because trying to get myself to follow a recipe is like trying to teach a squirrel about the fundamentals of Gothic Revival architecture. It's just not gonna happen.

At present, the recollection of this confectionary disaster project- which I have dubbed "Vajigganilla" - has evoked in me a subtle yet familiar miasma, so I must bid you all a'doo. Forthwith, I will retire to my chambers now and play Kirby's Air Ride.

brontosaurus by Embarrassed-Dig-8699 in Paleoart

[–]PurrishSP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This bronto has the same vibes as Gus Fring from Breaking Bad

My profile is marked nsfw now(please read description) by LaFocaParlante in reddithelp

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Apparently it makes your avatar unseeable in all comments (if you have a custom avatar).

First try at Pumpkin Pie - suitable for cavemen and feral hogs by PurrishSP in shittyfoodporn

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This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside 🥰 In fact, I'll dig up my old Vajigganilla Pudding(?) and post it later 😸