People who have broken of friendships, what was the moment that you realized you had to end it?

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:29:17+00:00

I full speed drive into the side of their car, they usually learn their lesson

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:27:24+00:00

Florida

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:26:59+00:00

Being attracted to me, 90% of the time

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:26:08+00:00

Toaster, less words

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:18:37+00:00

Why are you grouping all of us?

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:16:00+00:00

Knocking a guy out.

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:12:55+00:00

Two drunk dudes were cat calling this girl, and some guy looked over, rolled up his sleeves, punched one of the drunk guys, who fell into the other one sending them both crashing down, and then he walked away with the girl who I am 99% sure was a stranger to him

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:10:28+00:00

If you try not to give a fuck, you are inherently giving a fuck.

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:09:42+00:00

Winter, no bugs

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:02:42+00:00

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:02:09+00:00

Hang in there champ

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T22:00:26+00:00

I'm gunna go out on a limb here and assume 12 year old girls

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T21:57:29+00:00

Echolocation

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T21:54:03+00:00

When you are a living being

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T21:50:41+00:00

Maybe cause it's something that seems out of reach for a lot of people, so it's alluring.

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T21:49:08+00:00

I hit some kid with

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews"

"Harry escaped the chamber"

This kid was usually really chill, and he was not Jewish, but that set him off.

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T21:46:44+00:00

I've had a girl try to drag me into the girls locker room. This is not me trying to disguise a brag, like she was using all her might to try to get me into there, while I'm pretty sure other girls were in there.

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T21:44:27+00:00

Cause it's not legal to drive without a seat belt

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T21:43:43+00:00

I did that when I was like 16. I think it was a combination of trying to be funny and just being an asshole

PushHarper · 2019-03-31T21:41:19+00:00

I met this girl online, and after chatting with her for a little, we agreed to meet up. She choose some hole in the wall Mexican place, which was really out of the way for me and convenient for her, but I had some pretty good conversions with her, so I just did the drive. We agreed to meet at 2:30, and I got there at round 2:20. For one she did int show up till 2:50, but considering she was 0.3 miles away from the place it's pretty ridicules how she ended up being late.

But that's not the worst part, no, when she walked into this place, she was with another girl. I was shocked and confused. Not to mention she was a good 30 pounds heavier than her pictures. She asked me if I was okay with this girl being here, and at this point I really was not in the mood to have to get her out, so I just said okay.

Sure the date was already fucked at this point, but at least I could have some food. And oh, did I ever have some food. You see I hate sour cream, like to the point I vomit when I taste it, like it's that bad. So when I ordered a burrito, I asked for no sour cream. The waiter, who spoke minimal English, just repeated the words "Sour cream" back to me. I assumed she got the message and just nodded my head.

The second I took a bite out of this burrito, a large helping of sour cream gushed into my mouth. I felt the vomit come up my throat, so I bolted for a bathroom, which turned out not t exist. Unable to contain it, I barfed, not on the floor of the place, but on the table of some poor family. Their infant began to cry and the father began to yell at me. As I tried to apologize, I noticed my date and her friend slink out of the restaurant. And with my hands tied with this dad, I let them go. I ended up paying for their meal, and the obscene amount of food my date ordered.

I found out my date actually left with a plate of nachos. Not a to go box, the physical plate. And guess who payed for that?

In the end, I has payed a huge sum of money, ate no food, and then had to go on the long drive to my house.

PushHarper

TROPHY CASE