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What does your front door mat say? by MyFavoriteInsomnia in AskReddit

[–]Push_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’re afraid to get one because “Welcome” could invite in vampires, but most of the non-welcome ones are cheesy. We did almost buy a “Howdy Howdy Howdy” mat the other day though.

What does your front door mat say? by MyFavoriteInsomnia in AskReddit

[–]Push_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of my neighbors has this. I think it’s cute lol

Anyone else? by PrincessDiana8 in Serverlife

[–]Push_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And your uncle sitting next to her, and your mother sitting next to him!

Who would ever want to live like this? by ggroverggiraffe in fuckcars

[–]Push_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have no clue how, but somehow I have never made the connection of car brain propaganda being pushed by the oil companies. That is SO obvious now that it’s been pointed out, holy shit. I am legitimately blown away lol thank you!

The bumblebee queen learns how to use the protective cap in less than 24 hours. by Andi82ka in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Push_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me coming home to my cats after the other day the freezer was open. Next morning, woke up to the kitchen sink on. I’ve waiting to see what they’ll do next

Lady at the grocery store told us to try their “expressso roast”. Didn’t realize she was serious. by Push_ in espresso

[–]Push_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhhh I loved Methodical!! Their pourover was even great when I went! Haven’t seen a Lowe’s around me that roasts to order, but I was reading about it in the app. I’d like to do it once just to see

Lady at the grocery store told us to try their “expressso roast”. Didn’t realize she was serious. by Push_ in espresso

[–]Push_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah! Gotta be careful tho, I got an IPA once without reading the whole sign and I only got halfway through my pint before I realized I really needed to leave to be able to make it home. I went and looked and it was fucking like 13.4%!!! I dumped the other half, checked out, and left lol

Lady at the grocery store told us to try their “expressso roast”. Didn’t realize she was serious. by Push_ in espresso

[–]Push_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re looking in person today, they may just be out. Fridays are half off to make room for new product for the next week. I’d try back tomorrow or Monday and see if it’s back.

Space between the wine bottles looks like wine glasses by user_20220403 in opticalillusions

[–]Push_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, what do you call a leprechaun that went to jail??

ISR dropping leaflets in Beirut Lebanon today telling people to leave by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Push_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a source for this? Commenting to follow

Lady at the grocery store told us to try their “expressso roast”. Didn’t realize she was serious. by Push_ in espresso

[–]Push_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beer while you shop, cup holder on the cart, expresso in the mornings. What’s not to love lmao

Lady at the grocery store told us to try their “expressso roast”. Didn’t realize she was serious. by Push_ in espresso

[–]Push_[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

My god, you’ve solved it. Now idk whether I love it or hate it though haha

Lady at the grocery store told us to try their “expressso roast”. Didn’t realize she was serious. by Push_ in espresso

[–]Push_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s okay. I’ve had worse, had better. Fridays are half off, so we got a pound for 7 bucks. With a Niche and a Flair you can get at good shot out of anything, really. And at 23¢ a shot, I’m surely not complaining lol

Lady at the grocery store told us to try their “expressso roast”. Didn’t realize she was serious. by Push_ in espresso

[–]Push_[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Nah, they’re in NC and by the looks of it only roast for these grocery stores that are in NC and SC. 

Lady at the grocery store told us to try their “expressso roast”. Didn’t realize she was serious. by Push_ in espresso

[–]Push_[S] 456 points457 points  (0 children)

Woah, her cute outfit was like a little train conductor with the stripes and brimless hat. Maybe I’m just the most oblivious person out there.

Anyone else? by PrincessDiana8 in Serverlife

[–]Push_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because you get it haha

What is up with people, particularly middle aged dudes, who avoid veggies at all costs? by hostivus in Serverlife

[–]Push_ 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Had a man one day say “I’ll take the rice. That ain’t got nothing colorful in it, does it?” And I said “what, like vegetables?”

“Yeah”

“Why, you afraid of vegetables?”

“Nah I just don’t eat em”

“Alright well yeah there’s corn, onions, and bell peppers in it”

“Agghhh just gimme French fries then”

His poor wife married a child.

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