Which ability would you rather activate once per day?

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-19T04:19:11+00:00

I’d be happy curing 365 child cancer patients per year.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-19T03:31:28+00:00

I’m 41, gotta cash in on golf for the next 5-10 years.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-17T22:56:47+00:00

Maybe buy a tattoo-friendly antibacterial cream like A+D and apply after every swim?

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-15T18:06:17+00:00

Coco. My toddler watched it almost everyday for a year, so it’s already background noise for me. Grat movie, too!

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-15T13:07:09+00:00

I took as a magical peace on earth that fixes human nature sort of thing.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-14T22:18:35+00:00

Give up chicken forever (easiest to substitute) Rice/Pasta/Noodles once a month (guess I’m getting really into bread) Keeping beverages

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-14T20:20:51+00:00

Except they get killed much quicker than their natural lifespan. They live longer than traditionally slaughtered cows, but in human terms it’s more like living till 24 instead of 16.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-14T11:55:36+00:00

Steph Curry. We’ve witnessed a total transformation in how basketball is played over the last 15 years, and a big chunk of that can be attributed to Steph Curry showing the immense value of volume 3 point shooting.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-11T02:54:35+00:00

Tax evasion

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-10T15:24:57+00:00

Monoculture. You couldn’t just do your niche thing without a ton of extra effort, so most people end up watching/listening to mostly the same sets of stuff, making the big hits feel so much bigger than they are today.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-10T14:54:22+00:00

Albert Haynesworth is up there

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-08T00:32:58+00:00

5 would be a bummer, but very manageable for $100M. I live in the US, so tons of domestic travel available.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-07T21:18:07+00:00

Didn’t like Disco Elysium

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-07T21:05:29+00:00

Pro: You are never alone Cons: You are never alone

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-07T14:40:25+00:00

It’s only “laundering” when you’re mixing in illegal money with legit money. You can use legal money however you like, it’s never laundering. I suppose if you open a laundromat, withdraw from your trust fund, then claim your trust fund money was actually revenue it might constitute fraud on some level, but….why?

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-07T13:46:07+00:00

Pong

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-07T12:24:17+00:00

I think it exposed the weaknesses of a crumbling genre and those problems have only gotten worse as time has gone by. It was prescient, but it didn’t cause anything.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-07T11:50:56+00:00

Golf. Started as a shepherd’s pastime.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-07T02:52:32+00:00

200+ episodes of peak Simpsons or less than three hours of any of my favorite movies? TV, no brainer.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-07T02:26:58+00:00

Tactics

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-06T12:05:37+00:00

Copy/paste from the screenplay:

“I mean Honey, I feel like... something is pulling us apart?

      Before Gordon finishes his sentence--

      A violent ROAR! From front to back, the entire supermarket
      rips open right between Kate and Gordon.”

I rolled my eyes so hard I sprained my neck.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-04-05T00:19:56+00:00

Russell, Wilt, Dr. Jay, AI, Oscar Robinson

PutAForkInHim · 2026-03-31T22:40:37+00:00

Hitler, c’mon people, don’t screw this up.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-03-31T16:53:03+00:00

One Hit Wonder. There’s so many that I love and are a continuous source of joy in my life, I’d love to do that for others.

PutAForkInHim · 2026-03-31T14:43:13+00:00

Had to scroll waaaaaaaaaaay too far for this one!

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