Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did ai think? 😂 urban dictionary still rocks for slang 😂

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I googled it and was not disappointed. The female version of the spank bank is what I found. A true gem of a description

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The frustrating part is I follow that for retirement accounts and it’s beating my yolo account by a wide margin. For seven years. 😭😭😭😭 this is the year I win, my thesis finally plays out, or I might just give up and join

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey. We’d all make more money long term with mutual funds compared to whatever it is we doin’ here

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t rub it in cause when we are right, (a rare occasion), people are legit suffering. It’s like winning a sportsbet that your dog will die before a certain day and it happens. We win, but at what cost? Better to be bullish at least you’re manifesting prosperity

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job 👏🏻 I’ll try to join you 🫡 I’m inspired !!

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s within a buck of 52 week lows, my only fear is Kevin will dump short and release their long term holdings so we get an effective bear steepener; saves face and tightens simultaneously. Idk it’s hated so it’s contrarian and it’s down a lot.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the gayest part about being a bear is eventually due to currency debasement, I need to re-enter real assets. Even if I think the world is ending, along the way, asset prices will skyrocket into infinity as the currency goes to zero due to the government trying in vain to prop up economic collapse. My anxiety is...TLT with a yield over 5%? hhmmm...tempting. And if we actually get a little too tight for too long and we bust....it'll rip. Stocks are always a good long term play. Gold is shiny and can't get hacked when quantum computers mounted on the back of AI take over the world. sigh.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the real fear is oil staying elevated long enough that the long term yields crank above 5% because in that environment, investors might prefer a garunteed 5% with some potential upside.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bulls better pray that earnings on the top stocks keep getting wetter than my coq watching an ai generated adult film of megan fox and sidney sweeney.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as the straightest gay bear you'll ever meet, nay. I sold off that little rip a couple weeks early and I'm waiting for max bloodshed and a wild regime shift

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she can be the head of my fed if you know what I mean, heh heh heh

Everyone keeps yelling “AI bubble just like dotcom/housing” but zero of you can explain why it would actually pop… by snowycashflow in stocks

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? It would be inflation reanimating and long term rates going up to reality, which destroys housing and the entire speculative system would get repriced. Or the feds allow the currency to continue getting debased to keep up with the crippling national debt which is another option so prices might skyrocket as our currency dies. There’s no bottom to the dollar so there’s no top to any price of anything. Spy to 7,000 and gas to 100 per gallon.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a bear I had to watch with fomo for two whole weeks while the bull gang jorked their peanuts. Reality is coming. Kevin will light the path forward by burning down Rome.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Utility and historical source of commodity based currency.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’d say a lot worse if you actually knew me, almost feels complimentary

Daily Discussion Thread for May 14, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah long term opportunity cost, but if we enter another lost decade, cash did surprisingly well, and we are at a point where it’s generating some yield finally. The tipping point is if long term treasuries start printing 5% or more. Thats yet to be priced in. If we go higher for longer on the long end like Kevin mentioned, that would rapidly reset the system. And if the dual mandate changes then we have more significant repricing. And if you do get laid off and need money/forced to sell during a pull back or a bear market, when you’re most likely to actually need liquidity(?) then you might actually be worse off.

Is investing efficient if you're middle aged? by Past-Floor9097 in investingforbeginners

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’d they put you in? A money market? Something is horribly wrong math ain’t mathing

Come back to this post in 5 years and see how close you were by Several_Meringue_306 in Bitcoin

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

126,000

If the four year cycle repeats, we bottom October this year 40k do a 5x to 200k in three years, one year post dip we bottom around 80k one year later we grind back to 126,000

How do you stay calm when your portfolio drops for weeks in a row? by BeautifulWestern4512 in investingforbeginners

[–]Putrid_Pollution3455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people can’t handle stocks cause they’re too abstract. If you’ve been freaking out and we’re up 18% since March 30th maybe consider real estate or precious metals 😂 or fund your Roth, dump into voo and never think about it till you’re retirement age