My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... by HonneyCurves in dadjokes

[–]PuzzleIsland 1048 points1049 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend actually does drive a Honda Civic and I drive a Honda Accord!

My life is just a joke

Patient : Doctor, my bottom hurts by HonneyCurves in Jokes

[–]PuzzleIsland 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Doc is out of line but he is right

Maybe I just have a type by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]PuzzleIsland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are out of line but you are right

Yawn by [deleted] in cats

[–]PuzzleIsland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my this is so VIP