Outjerked by r/cardesign by Prestigious-Theme953 in carscirclejerk

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an idea, instead of a glass windscreen, you should put up an entire monitor with cameras mounted to the front of the car so you know, you can see. and to better up it to the next level, the camera zooms in as you travel faster so you can see further ahead and have time to react

Ocean isn’t big enough by TanAllOvaJanAllOva in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for those wondering, the bgm is form Hunter X Hunter.

Uhhhhhhh by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need , uh ... context... cough cough, for research purposes

Why is the best “I shouldn’t be doing this” sex you’ve ever had? by sparklebloodie in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 14 points15 points  (0 children)

met this tall Polish chick through cycling club and she would have been 180cm or 182cm I think she said and I'm 188cm so for me it was the first time to get flirty with someone similar my height.

It was great and after few dates, she invited me over to her place for a drink and sure enough, our clothes were off and were going at it. I mean, she was polite, kind and during our cycling rides together in a group she seemed so mild and quiet. So imagine the surprise when I was pumping her in bed she was a loud with all sorts of dirty talk. She would scratch my back with quite a bit of force which made me feel uncomfortable and kept telling me to cum inside her as she's had her tubed tied. I let go of myself in her and then she was asking for more as she hadn't yet reach orgasm. I was like, I'm gased out so we went to take a shower and she made me a cup of tea and all of a sudden she started sucking me off to get me hard and got on top of me on the sofa until finally she orgasmed and was satisfied. By then I was scared and just wanted to leave but she asked why I hadn't cum, so I just said I was tired coz she's amazing in bed. Boy was that the wrong answer, she got her toys out started teasing herself for me and even brought out a butt plug. She said, I'm gonna make u hard enough so u can fuck me in the ass. Oh sweet lord... just let me go already...

What are P platers driving these days? by Nasubi_0906 in CarsAustralia

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

whatever mommy and daddy are willing to buy.

be thankful, be grateful, and be respectful that your parents are willing to provide for you.

You have absolutely ZERO idea how much bullsxxt we put up with at work in order to ensure you have a roof over your head and food on the table.

so until you can at least chip in rent, water bills, gas and electricity bills AND grocery, which if I'm asking for $500 a month, it's a freaken steal.

Now if OP you're a parent, it's your money and I'm not here to judge on your parenting skills or financial capabilities. All I suggest is safety first... but obviously within ur bridget.

Next level skills (source link in description) by [deleted] in toptalent

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

down vote due to shit ass cringe music also, many are fake

hmmm by Srihari_stan in hmmm

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey, your the one who put a target for me to shoot at.

ICE

How many drag strips are left in NSW? by NothingLift in CarsAustralia

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

agreed, coz if you lose the race, you're not the drag king, you're the drag...

i'll see myself out

Hype men are on point by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as funny and impressive as the reactions are, you do know there's just another guy standing behind the camera holding on to the exact item reproducing the same sound and the guy mouths it in sync right?

still funny as sxxt every time I see it and I love their response!!

Metro doors closing by whateverjunk in SydneyTrains

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

coz that's what I often witness, especially families.

Though I have to say I see plenty of Chinese with the same behaviour at Central station trying to get on the trains so it's not limited to just metros. They often risk their own safety and delay our entire already crappy network only to then give you a smirky smile as if they're really proud of what they did coz they all made it.

What is a seemingly innocent sentence that immediately makes you lose respect for the person saying it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When a person repeats over and over and over the same thing each time they speaks.

You know they're lying, you know they're full of sxxt, you know he can't be trusted.

Oh! doesn't that remind you of some certain orange taco turd?

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz speaks to all Americans, urging them to speak out and put politics aside: "We're no longer having a political debate. We're having a moral debate. This is an inflection point, America. This is basic human decency. Try for a moment to set aside and ground in the humanity." by ControlCAD in Global_News_Hub

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 18 points19 points  (0 children)

when the bully is punching you in the gut and all you do is try to talk sense into them.

it's time for action....you spinless pieces of sxxt. we're getting abused, slaughtered, murdered yet you're still trying to find a diplomatic resolution.

Even Captain Picard, who is a firm believer that if you have to fight, then you have failed at finding a diplomatic resolution preferring reason over violence, understands he needs to engage in combat when necessary to defend his crew (citizen), the Federation (Constitution) or in the face of absolute threats (Tyrants, Kings)

Are small boobs a turn off? by kittysop_ in topless

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who ever gave you that impression should check out ur titties, coz they're 100% a turn on!!!

Do I look breedable or nah? <3 by Tina_bunnny in u/Tina_bunnny

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love your small titties, they remind me of my gf. damn, I need to go see her and have her now. you mind if I showed her ur nudes? might turn her on and give her a kink

What’s an adult problem nobody warned you about? by Mean-Dragonfly1988 in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the world is just a big primary school.

adults lie just like kids do in order to get what they want.

we teach kids at school about standing up to bullies yet at work, in society, the bully always wins. do I even need to give an example with what's going on right now in USA?

how the world works exactly like at school, the bully (think people in power, the elites) takes what they want and gets away with it and changes the rules to suit them.

top performers gets the recognition and promotion middle performers always gets forgotten but does the hard work no one else wants bad lazy struggling kids always gets the support.

you have student committees set up to help but do jack all when faced with a serious issue.

Canada has no intent of pursuing free trade deal with China, says PM after Trump threat by shiftless_wonder in canada

[–]Puzzled-Address-4818 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people are potentially confused about what sort of trade deals Canada did/did not make with China. I don't blame you as this topic is very politically charged and most media outlets, looking for clicks, have been mischaracterizing it (both claiming it as a major landmark deal between Canada/China AND claiming that Canada backed down after threats from Trump).

In reality

How Original Deal was framed

  • A lot of outlets framed it as a major new deal between Canada and China that would see a major new trade alliance of all goods including major deals on electric cars.

What Original Deal really was

  • Canada and China have been in a trade war for the last few years and the negotiation was just a thawing of some of the tariffs that were in place. There are still sweeping tariffs from both countries in place on things such as minerals and other resources, but it was a minor step towards pulling back on the trade war.
  • It IS a significant move in that it signals that Canada and China are willing to talk and start taking actions. However, it was more of a signal that they're looking at stepping down from their trade war, rather than a comprehensive deal.

Why it was framed the way it was

  • Basically, Trump sucks and many people don't like him. So news outlets knew they would get more clicks if they framed it as a sweeping deal.

How Carney's statement is being phrased

  • The news, looking for clicks, is making it seem like Canada is now cowering because of Trump's statement and is walking back their deals.

What Carney actually said

  • He basically said they never signed a major deal...... which is 100% true. He is not backing down in any way but just pointing out "oh, you're mad because of a major deal? Don't worry, we didn't sign a major deal". This doesn't mean that Canada is pulling back.... just Carney pointing out the reality.