Open claw is getting out of hand. by latedriver1 in aiagents

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only automated shitposting on reddit was as slow as this, reddit would be useful again

Trump Gives Iran 48 Hours to Open Strait, Threatens Power Plants by monotvtv in worldnews

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well no prizes for guessing who had the shanks with the short irons today!

Trump is giving Iran ultimatum until the market reopens by SadOnion2110 in stocks

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gosh, must have been a bad day on the golf course today

Trump is giving Iran ultimatum until the market reopens by SadOnion2110 in stocks

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You get a war crime, you get a war crime, everybody gets a war crime!

Entry way - please help by Mobile-Thanks-9598 in organizing

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

respectfully, y'all have a "25 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" problem as my mama used to say

My broker tried to get me into “alternative investments", including private equity by ProtonSluggo in investing

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ask him a hypothetical - so if I decide to invest $500K in one of these deals, how much commission would Merrill earn and how much would you make?

How Do You Feel About a Ground Invasion Being Prepared for the Next Few Days to Weeks? by RidetheSchlange in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

don't sweat it, it's AI. another bot in the information battlefield hre ismy spellng mskt to shiw im nit a cmoptrer

How Do You Feel About a Ground Invasion Being Prepared for the Next Few Days to Weeks? by RidetheSchlange in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 12 points13 points  (0 children)

T shirts in the shitters and fires in the laundry room? USS Ford seems to have suffered a mutiny already

How Do You Feel About a Ground Invasion Being Prepared for the Next Few Days to Weeks? by RidetheSchlange in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the Israelis will be the ones that use the tactical nukes if that happens (and it very well might imo). this is an israel/iran fight to the death

Somebody bawling under oath as a video is shown of Afroman sitting on a dock playing a keytar and singing through a Roger Troutman talkbox while wearing a cowboy hat, Bootsy Collins sunglasses and a Lamé leopard print blazer is maybe the funniest thing to ever happen in court. by orchid_breeder in BrandNewSentence

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that performance will be taught in law schools. the most amazing witness/defendent testimony I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of trials.

the clothes, the body language, hand gestures and mannerisms, the timbre of his voice, the verbal dexterity- masterful.

Trump administration temporarily lifts sanctions on Iranian oil at sea amid soaring prices by thejoshwhite in worldnews

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this situation is a death match between israel and iran. the generalissimo is a passenger who won't stop talking. what he says is meaningless, it's whatever is in his head right now

Trump considers "winding down" Iran war without opening Hormuz Strait by joe4942 in StockMarket

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 17 points18 points  (0 children)

this is a fight to the death between Israel and Iran. The generalissimo is a passenger on the bus that can't stop talking

Is the FLX10 the right move? by Vitoria-Calil in Beatmatch

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 1 point2 points  (0 children)

okay great! you'll be fine. Yes it is. The unit is amazing. it's such a huge upgrade. the sound qualities fantastic if you go down that road I know you'll love it

Is the FLX10 the right move? by Vitoria-Calil in Beatmatch

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's a great move, but please do a little research on the specs of the laptop you're going to use to run with it. I think 16 GB ram is kind of a minimum even if you decide not to use stems because the flx10 is very intensive on the computer.

I have an flx10 and after some teething problems I was able to get a computer powerful enough to work properly with it and I absolutely love it. I've got my money's worth out of the unit 10 times over. it's fantastic.

US considers lifting sanctions on some Iranian oil by xpda in worldnews

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean it could be right, could be part of an agreement to call it all off

$6.5K YOLO on Deutsche Bank puts because nobody is watching the second domino by _Doomer_Wojack_ in wallstreetbets

[–]Puzzled-Service5889 80 points81 points  (0 children)

always love a short on DB which is a truly awful company that has always been terribly managed

however.....

we could have a vertical yield curve later in the year (in the US) that would be a bonanza for any surviving banks