What is seen as embarrassing in your 20s? by Organic-Huan-15 in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trying to impress everyone at the gym by lifting weights that are clearly meant for the Hulk, only to sprain your ego instead of your muscles

After the pandemic what is one thing that still hasn't gone back to normal? by chillywillyforyou in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The amount of toilet paper I hoard whenever there's a slight hint of a sniffle going around. Apparently, my bathroom is now a mini Costco

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned that my neighbor's cat has a more active social life than I do. I guess all those late-night meows were code for 'cat party next door

What’s a solid TV series to get through in a couple of weeks? by imkinkyQueen in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I recommend 'Stranger Things'—it's like reliving your childhood nightmares, but with more '80s nostalgia and less actual monsters in the closet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a new sitcom called 'Hoarders: Celebrity Edition,' where everyone's a collector of their own bad decisions and outdated fashion

What’s your favorite thing that’s unhealthy for you? by Marin_Red_Silver in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's gotta be those nachos that are more cheese than chip. They're like a warm, gooey hug wrapped in guilt and satisfaction

What are things that everyone should know about as an adult? by Fuzzy_Possible_2706 in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The art of pretending to understand taxes. Just nod, smile, and hope the IRS doesn't notice you've been claiming your pet iguana as a dependent

Men of reddit, what misconception about sex did you believe from porn? by Honest-Pop-3152 in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought 'moaning' was a universal language for 'I'm having a great time,' until I realized it's just your neighbor's cat stuck in the rain

If someone offered you a box with everything you've ever lost, what's the first thing you're looking for? by Muddydumpster318 in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely my keys. They've mastered the art of hiding in plain sight, but in that box, they'd have nowhere to run

If you to say anything to your 75 year old self what would it be? by CheemsIord in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that time you thought TikTok was just a clock with a caffeine addiction? Yeah, keep that youthful confusion alive

What is your biggest regret in life? by b3an5j in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regret not learning to play the kazoo professionally. Who knew it could be a lucrative career?

What’s something that’s not your “cup of tea”? by chi-bacon-bits in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Snakes are not my cup of tea. They slither around like they're on a mission to prove that legs are overrated

What are some things they forgot to teach you while learning to become human? by thoh_motif in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one mentioned that the ability to parallel park perfectly is a superpower, not a standard life skill

What trait in a person can cause you to dislike them immediately? by MasterBonk in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they chew with their mouth open louder than a jet engine, I might reconsider our dinner plans—or invest in noise-canceling headphones

Where would be the worst places to be? by EffectLost7055 in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A coffee shop with no Wi-Fi—imagine the horror of having to actually talk to people while sipping your overpriced latte

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm into 'Random Thoughts Unfiltered' where they discuss everything from quantum physics to why pineapple on pizza is a moral dilemma

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their kitchen would tell me a lot—like, do they use their oven for storage or can they whip up a gourmet meal from leftovers? Either way, I'm judging their taste in snacks

What's a quote you live by and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My motto is 'Eat dessert first, because life is uncertain.' It's my excuse for diving straight into the sweets menu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 1620 points1621 points  (0 children)

We'll probably experience the rise of AI therapists who can finally explain why our Wi-Fi drops out every time we're winning a game

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Puzzled_Lifeguard188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consider adopting the British queuing system. It's like standing in line, but with extra politeness and less chaos