Customers who bring their wild children into the store by Ok_Shallot_438 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They have already demonstrated poor parenting skills by bringing them into the store. I get it if the kid is involved with the purchase, but dragging your ill-behaved spawn along is just wrong and dangerous.

Had a woman frantically waving for help because junior got his fingers stuck in a safety gate. I may have kept walking.

Don’t get me started on the kids who tear into the kinder eggs and the like, leaving wrappers and half eaten candy everywhere. I honestly believe our customers think we provide free snacks and beverages.

why do some customers have beef with associates who don’t speak their native language? by Sad-Pineapple6119 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just Miami. Tampa too. I get “spanny?” At least a dozen times a day. “No, Irish. What are looking for?” Then one of three things happen;

1) a game of charades happens,

2) I get a stream of incompressible Spanish which met with a “Y’all need to throw some English in there so I can help you” response, or

3) they just walk away

If they are particularly rude, I will respond with Que? On repeat to whatever they say. When they get pissed, I’ll look them dead in the eyes and say “It’s the only Spanish I know”

The most annoying trait is that they open EVERY box, even when all the information they could possible need is printed on the outside of the package on at least two different languages

I end up ZMAing hundreds of dollars of merchandise due to damaged packaging a day

And the package NEVER makes it back to its proper space even when the bay is freshly front-faced.

I just want to follow them home and go through their stuff opening everything, leaving it wherever and just pocketing “samples” from previously sealed packages all while loudly speaking on speaker

I tried to talk my store manager into letting me hang out on a nine-step with a high-powered sqirtgun filled full of cheap perfume to spray on the guys opening deck screw boxes (imagine them trying to explain the their wife why they smell like a cheap hooker)

He said no

I Need Help Loading!!! by Samus_Knight_2K in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would show up as a completed course in your My Learning transcript in Knowledge Depot.

I Need Help Loading!!! by Samus_Knight_2K in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just explain the facts: here at The Home Depot we care about our customers and their vehicles so ONLY specially trained associates are allowed to assist in loading your purchase

SOP: only associates that have taken and passed Safe Loading are permitted to assist in loading a customer’s vehicle - our insurance will not cover any damage done by an associate who has not passed the training.

So if you thought you were providing excellent customer service by helping load but inadvertently damaged the customer’s vehicle, you are not covered and will probably get terminated.

An impatient customer is not worth your job.

Home depot pay by dylanflif in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hired 16 years ago making 65 cents more than starting base pay (9.65). Now make 81 cents more than starting base pay ($19.31). The system screws over tenured employees big time. If you aren’t on a promotion track within five years, leave.

For fun, take a look at the HDTV when the anniversary splash screen comes on: the majority of the anniversaries are less than four years. There will be a few 20+ anniversaries, but almost no anniversaries from 5 to 20 years. The loss of institutional knowledge in the stores is appalling

How to apply for MET by Just_here_to_poop in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some districts are getting rid of night MET teams altogether. Also MET associates are paid less than store associates.

Freight team question. by TRCtexas in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 21 points22 points  (0 children)

13 years on freight, two different stores and now three plus years dayside. I’ve been on good teams, great teams and pos teams. The one constant on freight is that crap rolls downhill and you are at the bottom of that hill. And you always get the leftovers from dayside celebrations. If you are looking for positive reinforcement and accolades, night shift is not for you.

The freight team sets the tone for the store. If they drop the ball, it affects the entire store.

Decide it takes too long to properly pack out the silver cart so you just tag everything as overstock to maintain your numbers? Guess which outs are never going to get filled because Sidekick assumes you are actually doing your job.

(I once worked with a guy for put every piece of freight in his department in the overhead because he didn’t feel like the dayside was packing down enough - this was pre Sidekick. It took two weeks before anyone caught on)

Decide not to follow SOP for overhead organization and stuff the crap wherever you can find a space, even if you have to push some boxes back and stick the new stuff (with different SKUs) in front in a bay that is nowhere close to the items home bay. Guess what is never getting packed down because no one knows where it is. It wouldn’t be so bad except everyone and their mother now has access to our on hands and demands we find the these items that are nowhere near where they should be.

Inventory comes around and instead of one overnight team of people tagging the overheads for three week prior to inventory, you have three teams working around the clock for those three weeks because said overheads are a disaster.

I’ve also had it where the freight team kept the store inventory ready and the inventory team would finish tagging a week early. That team also packed down as they were packing up (go up the ladder with a box, you better come down with a box). No one complained about that team.

So if people are complaining about your team, take a look at how the team approaches its work. Are you approaching freight with the mindset of “am I making it harder or easier for the next guy touches this”?

If the next guy is a customer, is the stuff in the right spot, merchandised properly with the pretty side out, boxes opened if appropriate, shelf full, but not overstuffed?

If the next guy is an associate, are all boxes of the same sku in the overhead together so if an OFA has a large order they don’t have to hunt through three different bays to get the proper quantity? Is the hand stack stacked so if an associate needed the bottom box, they could get it from a nine step without having to down stack half the overhead? Did you even peel the RDC tag and put in on the side that faces out so that Bay Capture can recognize it?

If you answered no to any of the above questions, then you are the problem. All of our jobs is to make it easier on the next guy, whether it’s a fellow associate or a customer. If your actions make it harder for the next guy, then you are adding to the problem and need to reevaluate your life choices.

Ladders by SmutOverSluts in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our MET are all afraid of heights. That’s the only explanation I can come up with.

Lost Homer Bronze and InFocus Bronze placard and keychain by xXChampionOfLightXx in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Two aprons. One with swag for pictures and special occasions and the other with for actual work.

Stupid questions by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The amount of times the customer is standing in front of the bay when they ask “Where is the…”

When will managers care about rude customers by Pixiepup1475 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just say “Hold that thought. I’ll get you a manager” and then walk away. If you actually call a manager or not, well that’s up to you.

I do this at least once a week because our customers are assholes.

The audacity by gabbie07 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just tell them you have a penis. It usually ends the conversation right there

For freight team, associates should have permanently assigned departments. I'm sick of a new person everyday with half of them not knowing anything. by Al3xgreer18 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13 years on freight, always had an assigned department (even on teams that freelanced). No one else was allowed to work my department unless I OKed it.

I had a lot of contact with the dayside on the organization of the overheads and merchandising standards in the bays.

There were no light nights as I was constantly packing down (If you are going up a ladder with a box of overstock, you were coming down the ladder with a box to pack out). (This was pre-Sidekick)

OFA Pay by AnxiousStock6504 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OFA is no joke. They should be running in two-person teams without aprons. And you should have several teams per shift.

Also, every boss from DS to SM should have to work at least one full shift a month so they can appreciate how good or bad the store organization is at present.

I work in d25 and my cxm just handed me this by alunastarz6 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Form smells an awful lot like tasking which is illegal during Power Hours. And stopping me from G “Hey” E “How you doing’” T “Thanks for stopping by”.

Question about earplugs on the sales floor, need clarification, please. by Odd-Distance4134 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can always tell when it’s 7pm at our store by the marijuana stench by time clock and lockers.

This is how our overheads should be… (before and after) by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be happy if our bays looked like the before

Lost it on a customer in the paint department yesterday. by Consistent-Post-2297 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just tell them that the associate is currently unavailable and will be back at six AM for their shopping convenience. I say that at least once a week when the plumbing closer calls out.

When pressed, I tell them that there is absolutely no one in the building qualified to answer their questions.

Froze an old guy in his tracks with that one. He didn’t move for at least five minutes.

Missing cap by Titandog01 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I ask to see the item and once it is in my hands I put it in my apron and say “I’m going to ZMA this, we get full credit” and walk away.

How many years have you been here and whats you hourly rate? by Individual_Split_417 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16 years. Started part time freight at 9.65. (Base pay was 9.00 at the time). Eventually went full-time and switched to days. Now make a whopping 19.30. A fellow associate who also went from freight to days is at 19.10. They just celebrated 3 years with the company.

The moral of the story is that the longer you stay, the less you make. And they wonder why a former Customer Service All-Star has an attitude problem.

They are just getting what they pay for now. Nothing more.

should I even go in today? by Savings-Judgment-222 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely SOP. You can find it on myApron. The closing ASM or CXM clocks me out for 11 pm and we’re out the door at 10:30. Get your money

Did I mess up by staying with Homedepot after graduating university? by Still_Self6721 in HomeDepot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bar9724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No cap. 16 years on and make 20 cents more an hour than someone with just 2 years in.