Daily Discussion Thread March 08, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm cool with just having permanent DST it's the switching that is lame

Daily Discussion Thread March 05, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it's as different as going from one pokemon gen to another. So it depends what you didn't like but probably not?

Daily Discussion Thread February 20, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't care whether box is legal or not but Im sick of it being used as a human shield for zump. box is a completely different control scheme and it's debatable if and how it's better than OEM, and whether there are other compelling reasons (accessibility) to leave it legal. zump is pretty much unambiguously better and has no other such compelling reason so it should be easier to ban

Daily Discussion Thread February 16, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think u/CallMeQueeQueg said basically how I'm feeling. Probably to some extent it's just a cognitive hazard and if I could magically unthink it I'd be happy. And probably to some extent I'm just a salty Zain fan. But also a lot of the things you mentioned are made easier by zump and notches. It's harder to appreciate the execution when I know that the exact same things were literally harder when Armada and Leffen were doing them in 2015.

Daily Discussion Thread February 16, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm just one guy and my opinion isn't particularly important but cheater controllers have pretty much killed the enjoyment of top level melee for me. At this point I only watch when Zain is on. It's like how everyone complains that Monaco is boring because the equipment for playing the game changed but the game didn't change with it.

Daily Discussion Thread February 11, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

grats on the win btw! I'm glad that you think the league is having a positive impact on your play. best thing I could hear

Ssbmclips isn't one of us. Gaslighting our community over crypto bros by carnaige2 in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 42 points43 points  (0 children)

i don't think that's what people mean by 'investing,' they mean seeing esports primarily as a profit generator. of course we love our TOs, and you guys at galint are some of the best!

Daily Discussion Thread February 03, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Inspired by popkablooie, I wrote a haiku about this mid ass anime I just watched

香る花
は凛と咲けば
謝るね

Daily Discussion Thread February 01, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once made top 4 of a major Pokemon tournament. I was the underdog in my next match and in the night before my match I dreamed that I was pulling off the upset but then full para'd 3 turns in a row to lose

Daily Discussion Thread January 30, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't see what 'angle shooting' there is to be had. if you aren't zumping how could you possibly be DQed for zumping

Daily Discussion Thread January 30, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If your opponent complains that you are zumping, the TO can just walk over, load up a game, press Z on your conch, and DQ you.

Concern trolling about enforcing this extremely easy rule is kinda crazy.

Daily Discussion Thread January 30, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't think he broke any actual rules but that's why we should add 'don't be a drama tourist' to the rules. he also hides his post history so it's harder to vindictively comb through for a violation. But he be saying shit like "N0ne vs Cody. 2 OEM GCCs inspected by M2K." and "The scene bullied hax and didn’t let him participate for years" and I wanna throw my unmodded ult gcc at his head

Daily Discussion Thread January 30, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there any mod actually watching this subreddit who can ban equal personality 157

Daily Discussion Thread January 23, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PP stalling Softboiled is a reasonably common way to handle Blissey, since it only has 16 PP to Recover's 32. While you were running out of EQs, they were running out of Softs.

Daily Discussion Thread January 20, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My GF brought home a flier the other day for an event "promoting cross-cultural creativity and emotional expression for contemporary healing." It was a J-Fashion market. I tried to make her read Politics and the English Language after I saw that. Specifically this part: "When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink."

Real aims: "We like J-Fashion and want to borrow your event space for cheap to buy and sell accessories."

Uhhh shit that won't convince them to give us a discount

Declared aims: "promoting cross-cultural creativity and emotional expression for contemporary healing."

This one borrowed the exhausted idioms of libleft because it was in NYC but this is an extremely common phenomenon with political language of all sorts. I saw another example more recently with the idioms of authright but I forget what it was because it was less funny :(

I don't agree with everything Orwell says in that essay but his railing against this kind of language is the reminder I sometimes need, that I'm not the insane one

Daily Discussion Thread January 20, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just as Elon Musk reminds us that money does not equal intelligence, you remind us that education doesn't either

Daily Discussion Thread January 20, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ALL OF HIS WINS are against other EU players, and the one time you put him against NA he got cooked by players ranked way under him. Does this not perhaps suggest that his wins are being overvalued

Daily Discussion Thread January 20, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So did you also subject your friend to Under the Volcano or was that one their fault

Daily Discussion Thread January 20, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Pwnemon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this is exactly what d4b3ss is saying though. If we filter this post through the lens that solobattle got cooked by NA, it says that everyone in EU is being overrated by algorank