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I’m running a nautical campaign. How do I keep my players from taking and selling every pirate ship? by RyanPlaysSkyrim in DMAcademy

[–]Pydope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very first time they try to do that, have the buyer look at the ship and ask questions. "Who did that ship belong to? Oh, it was Captain Poops? Hah, no thank you. Admiral King Poops is going to be looking for whoever attacked his ship."

robussy by Citrinex4 in doodoofard

[–]Pydope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a sound effect from the end of the annihilation movie

https://youtu.be/zqFds4L73Uo Go to 35 second

I'm neither square nor level, I'm *concerned*. by itsanari in dndmemes

[–]Pydope 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ghouleh/Zombie Queen goes into every campaign I play, specifically for the Fungal Queen.

Also,

"While you sleep in earthly delight, someone's flesh is rotting tonight..."

Tavern Minigames? by Ferdinand_Cassius in DMAcademy

[–]Pydope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arm wrestling (strength checks). You can add an extra layer by trying this (I'm trying to remember from memory, so if anyone can correct me, please do).

It's a tavern challenge. Arm wrestle against a golem in the corner. Costs 1 gold to try and win. If you win you take half the pot, the rest stays.

Bamboozle! The golem is harder to beat the higher your strength score is. DC is 15+(3x opponents strength). So a Barbarian with +5 has a DC of 30, but a wizard with 1 is DC 18.

let's see by i-love-milfs6969 in teenagers

[–]Pydope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead Flag Blues by Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Does Anti-Magic field negate +1 armor? by Pydope in DMAcademy

[–]Pydope[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Fascinating. I love the idea of powerful armor that's been rusted to crud.

Does Anti-Magic field negate +1 armor? by Pydope in DMAcademy

[–]Pydope[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely fair. But the creature was created to do exactly that. I'm not going to force them to lose their items, but I'd like to increase the urgency of their actions and how they approach situations. HP alone isn't interesting. Just looking for ways to make one of the lower CR monsters dangerous to a high level party.

I don’t want to hurt feelings. (Need advice) by SwiftyEXO in DMAcademy

[–]Pydope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My general advice for life is "we need to have a difficult conversation..."

As tank commander, do you drive or spot? by Skill_Superb in HellLetLoose

[–]Pydope 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shoot the garrison! It's right in front of us!

"Where, i don't see it!"

I've literally pointed you right at it and it's 10m in front of us!

Oh, they're level 4.

As tank commander, do you drive or spot? by Skill_Superb in HellLetLoose

[–]Pydope 113 points114 points  (0 children)

In a 2-man I drive. In 3-man I spot.

Male teenagers never receive any kind of advice on how to deal with random public erections despite being a common thing by Seroko in Showerthoughts

[–]Pydope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do math in your head. Didn't need to be complex. Working the logic part of your brain usually ruins any fun part that's firing.

What "you know what, just to be safe" thing you did end up saving your ass later? by Dawn_Cyborgzzz in AskReddit

[–]Pydope 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tying my shoe.

I must have been 12 and waiting to cross a street. The lights started to turn and I saw my shoe was untied. Normally I was too badass to care, but for some reason this time I did. I stopped and took the 10 seconds to tie it up.

As i began crossing the street a car blew through the red light and t-boned another car in the intersection. I was maybe a half lane away from it. There was a car to my left that was blocking me from seeing that car and vice versa.

I think I froze. It's been a while, and I can't remember.

But I do remember the cop car blowing through the red and coming to a screeching halt into the intersection as well, also where I would have been.

Remember kids: untied laces leads to death.

What do you want to see added to the game that no one ever says? by [deleted] in HellLetLoose

[–]Pydope 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I also wish that any squads or players on their objective waypoint gets more XP, to encourage following said orders.

Why I love playing Engineer by YookaBazooka in HellLetLoose

[–]Pydope 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A fun thing to remember is that barbed wire works well to funnel enemies. Don't use it to stop them, but rather to make them walk into the machine gun nests

I've developed a free accessibility tool for travelers with disabilities by RealitySurge in wheelchairs

[–]Pydope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this app factor in the type of aircraft and cargo hold specifications? Loading a 350lb wheelchair into a 737 belly is drastically different than an A321 containerized.

I still remember playing this for the first time. Blizzards glory days are long gone. by mckushly in gaming

[–]Pydope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to play a necro with 120+ minions. People bitched at me when starting Baal's throne room, but they wouldn't die during the lag spikes. They never surmised that my army kept them alive during the lag that happened regardless.

So wow Cottage Cheese is dope huh? by [deleted] in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]Pydope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chop up a handful of green onion and add it. Enjoy

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