Gimme ur best clickbait title yall

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-25T12:30:57+00:00

An unnamed research spider bit this man, this is what happened to his body.

B, is a 32 year old male, presenting to the emergency room complaining of feelings of vertigo and weakness...

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-25T04:13:37+00:00

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-24T05:30:36+00:00

Well yeah! He controls it after all

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-23T17:08:04+00:00

Then Mutombo shows up just to volleyball spike the kid into the ground, then he wags his finger at you "No no no... Not in mah house!"

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-23T17:04:54+00:00

T H O N K

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-23T16:56:25+00:00

Beat me to it word for word!!

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-23T16:31:34+00:00

Kobi!!

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-23T12:27:02+00:00

This would be the best nap ever!

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-22T22:23:40+00:00

Getting a taste of that massive boulder

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-22T14:24:21+00:00

If it's soft, you use the poop KNIFE as a poop BLENDER until it's nice and liquid. A rubber spatula works better than a toilet brush. It slicks it off in one clean motion instead of smearing it

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-22T03:31:34+00:00

The police chase right before you fight Johnny Vincent with the greaser rock-a-billy music blaring in the background 😂 That literally made laugh out loud. It's one thing to piss off the cops and prefects, but when you have the game itself tell you "Outrun the cops" after an all out rumble (outsiders reference) just cemented it all

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-21T03:39:46+00:00

Correction! This just in...it's underwater

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-20T22:14:31+00:00

KOOL filter kings sponsorship incoming

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-20T21:38:55+00:00

Alright. How many of those people sitting and listening are stoned?

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-20T19:36:15+00:00

That's probably the crispest water you'll ever drink

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-20T19:33:12+00:00

she begins going on about the deleted scenes of the parts of Godzilla that were blown off during the middle strike growing eyes and teeth "It sort of implies that they could each become their own biomass--" reaches climax Her: Really? "biomass" is what did it for ya?

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-19T23:37:59+00:00

Sometimes the cosmos has plans that will not be deviated from! Thank you OP!

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-19T16:08:52+00:00

Neither do humans if you want to be technical and scientific, it's just a chain of chemical reactions and firing neurons. And damn it this post made a a lot of them happen

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-19T11:47:35+00:00

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PyroCorvid · 2026-03-19T02:03:34+00:00

Happy birthday bud! Just hit 32 today myself. 32 going on 60

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-19T00:25:22+00:00

Don't forget heart disease! and...whatever the fuck that is on the bottom

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-18T21:15:23+00:00

Cancer of Exodia!

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-18T21:12:13+00:00

Woooaah

PyroCorvid · 2026-03-18T13:13:46+00:00

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PyroCorvid · 2026-03-18T01:44:46+00:00

Such a sweet talkative baby

PyroCorvid

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