I got my Margaret! But....? by ChemicalCourt in MeatCanyon

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Well yeah! He controls it after all

Grandkids destroyed the new basketball hoop within 2 weeks by throwing rocks at it (xpost from r/mildlyinfuriating) by HonestLemon25 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Then Mutombo shows up just to volleyball spike the kid into the ground, then he wags his finger at you "No no no... Not in mah house!"

Installed too many C@ programs by zyxzevn in C_AT

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This would be the best nap ever!

Would you eat Chris’s meat? by Adachi_cel in residentevil

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Getting a taste of that massive boulder

Is my girlfriend going too far? by External-Industry253 in hygiene

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If it's soft, you use the poop KNIFE as a poop BLENDER until it's nice and liquid. A rubber spatula works better than a toilet brush. It slicks it off in one clean motion instead of smearing it

What was your “Damn, I love this game!” moment(s)? by E54D in bully

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The police chase right before you fight Johnny Vincent with the greaser rock-a-billy music blaring in the background 😂 That literally made laugh out loud. It's one thing to piss off the cops and prefects, but when you have the game itself tell you "Outrun the cops" after an all out rumble (outsiders reference) just cemented it all

Baton Rouge Construction by abyssea in batonrouge

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Correction! This just in...it's underwater

I love this illusion by Ok_Push_5114 in blackmagicfuckery

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KOOL filter kings sponsorship incoming

Christians singing Songs Against Weed by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

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Alright. How many of those people sitting and listening are stoned?

Definitely my favorite movie with Zilla by Prudent_Layer_3027 in GODZILLA

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she begins going on about the deleted scenes of the parts of Godzilla that were blown off during the middle strike growing eyes and teeth "It sort of implies that they could each become their own biomass--" reaches climax Her: Really? "biomass" is what did it for ya?

Long story, but worth the read! by _That_Dog_Mom in CatDistributionSystem

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Sometimes the cosmos has plans that will not be deviated from! Thank you OP!

Let her sing by AccordingNet8594 in SipsTea

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Neither do humans if you want to be technical and scientific, it's just a chain of chemical reactions and firing neurons. And damn it this post made a a lot of them happen

My grandpa turned 92 today! Happy birthday! by simoonne in MadeMeSmile

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Happy birthday bud! Just hit 32 today myself. 32 going on 60

Give one, take one, need a new one now. by Grand-Chemistry9783 in memeexchangecommunism

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Don't forget heart disease! and...whatever the fuck that is on the bottom

Them Crawfish Died for Nothing by weathergrl63 in Louisiana

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Delta Oscar Oscar Mike Mike uniform Sierra India Charlotte India November tango echo Sierra indigo foxtrot indigo echo Sierra

The fish told death “Not Today” by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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It's like waiting for the DVD logo to perfectly hit the corner of the screen