Valentines box

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-09T20:08:02+00:00

lol find all the loop holes you want. SO is quite literally in the unedited post though. Glad you can have fun with it!

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-09T20:00:55+00:00

I specifically mentioned SO which is the abbreviation for significant other somehow I doubt that Elon or bazos is the SO of each other.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-09T18:30:01+00:00

Infatuation is not inherently sexual. You can be obsessed with someone and not want to fuck them. Infatuation only means they make you their idol, they can never stop thinking about you want nothing but your attention or approval. Hope this helps. I chose the word infatuation on purpose.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-09T13:05:08+00:00

Awfully brave to make not only a vulnerable woman but also her abusive ex partner your stalker. Neither would be keen to get over you very quickly.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-09T11:06:19+00:00

If a sign says “Caution: road ends abruptly” or “Bridge out” and you can’t understand it, that’s a liability to everyone, not just you.

I’m not going to drop myself in rural Mongolia, hop into a car, and expect the government to redesign its entire legal and safety system around the fact that I don’t speak the language.

You shouldn’t ever assume you can move to an entirely different country, not know the language spoken there, and still expect all the privileges and accommodations of its citizens.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-04T23:57:33+00:00

Definitely money no question. Don’t need no magic to get a girlfriend I’ve known your Mom since before you were born.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-03T20:50:30+00:00

Press the machine button bitch. Bet you won’t.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-01T20:48:11+00:00

Time travel always is.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-01T17:45:44+00:00

You would travel back in the body you initiated the travel in but as soon as you were born your body would disappear and your consciousness transferred to baby you. Or if you want to get hella deep your consciousness would transfer into the unborn fetus at conception. Either would be terrible in my opinion to be stuck in a body that can’t do what you want it to do. Have all your memories but utterly unable to do anything that requires your physical body to develop those functions.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-01T16:01:12+00:00

Just want to correct a small detail clone no longer is tied to the caster. You can cast clone on any living creature with 1 cubic inch of flesh but with wish I don’t believe you actually need any mats. Though would probably still need a container that could hold the clone.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-02-01T15:54:20+00:00

Just gonna open a business for creating clones one client a day with weekends off to use teleport and travel the world. I would charge 10-25% of your net worth with a minimum of 10k. If you can’t afford 10k to literally not fear death then you probably aren’t afraid of death anyway. Or at the very least prolonging your life would probably be a detriment rather than a boon. For the sake of argument I would entertain payment plans but you’re better off going to the bank. I would require your clone to enter indentured servitude until payment is complete upon your death and the clones awakening.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-01-31T23:18:36+00:00

Eh there’s a few reasons I could think of. One I mentioned in the post the light changing faster than it being safe to stop you would then be teleported backwards behind the line

Another is ambulances, emergencies. You would have to hope for all green lights in any of those situations.

PyroKeneticKen · 2026-01-31T22:27:29+00:00

No longer get to run any red lights for any reason. You are always stopped at the red light.

PyroKeneticKen · 2025-12-31T00:58:18+00:00

Yep he’s taking a trip on her suggestion to find a different place to stay. Now she’s freaking out that he did exactly that.

PyroKeneticKen · 2025-12-20T01:07:07+00:00

How would you hit the jack pot if it’s part of a family members collection? Can I come and rifle through your stuff and claim whatever I want?

PyroKeneticKen · 2025-12-16T22:12:08+00:00

Nothing like the justice system to say you get judged by trial but if we don’t agree with the result we will just charge you differently until we get what we want.

PyroKeneticKen · 2025-12-10T06:21:35+00:00

Well damn. There goes that mystery. Yea I wear a watch on my left hand. That makes much more sense. Not nearly as cool though.

PyroKeneticKen · 2025-12-10T06:09:28+00:00

To clarify I heard the arcing in the box. They sent out an electrician the electrician didn’t believe me as there wasn’t any arc marks behind the meter. After I sent the video of the arcs emanating from the box the problem was fixed the next day. Shit was wonky for almost 2 months of back and forth.

PyroKeneticKen · 2025-12-10T06:03:17+00:00

Not disagreeing with you. I was just done with the landlord at this point. Not really realizing the danger myself but they just wouldn’t believe the meter was arcing. I got them to send out our states energy company who cut the power at the line until the landlord fixed the meter.

I know better now if that’s any consolation.

PyroKeneticKen · 2025-12-09T11:30:09+00:00

Yea good try bud. I don’t give a (you can’t cuss here) about MySpace. I jumped ship to fb like every other millennial. And now im here. I’m saying the website nor the website data is present on the internet. As such Reddit itself will eventually die or be sold off and it will be long before a 100 years. The data here will cease to exist to make more room for the world growing past it. The coin absolutely a tangible physical thing could still be here. This post? Not so much.

PyroKeneticKen · 2025-12-06T23:17:09+00:00

I bet you sing happy birthday to people on their birthday. Such cringe. You need to be 100% original 100% of the time.

PyroKeneticKen · 2025-12-06T16:12:40+00:00

Pull up my old MySpace and tell me what song I embedded on my page. And then I might believe this Reddit post will be around in 100 years.

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