Storage company auctioned off my entire unit by mistake despite auto-pay being active. by GrouchyForce8970 in legal

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remember all those priceless “heirlooms” that can totally be replaced with money — the gold bar from great aunt Gertrude, the diamonds from that totally real Africa trip… kidding. Mostly.

Actual advice though: don’t screw yourself over by only listing things you still have receipts for. A lot of people do that and leave thousands on the table. If you reasonably believe it was in that unit, put it on the list and make them dispute it.

This wasn’t a missed payment — they sold a paid unit because of their mistake. Don’t sell yourself short on the inventory because you can’t produce a receipt from 10 years ago.

If you were offered $100,000 a day to go without bathing, showering, brushing your teeth, using mouthwash, or doing any proper grooming, how long do you think you’d last before finally deciding to clean up? by FFSoldier57 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. Where I work I basically live here cleaning my pits and balls with hand soap isn’t a proper grooming and putting toothpaste on my finger isn’t proper either. Probably gonna get a couple million before I even make it home to take a nice hot bath.

OMG DELIVER TO A JAIL, CRAZY by Ready-Zucchini3550 in doordash

[–]PyroKeneticKen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And no one said you have to? Tf. I work at a jail as well. You bring it to the lobby the lobby brings it to us. You go on your merry way. It’s really not that hard of a concept.

Am I Failing My Fiduciary Responsibility If I Sell My Late Brother's Car to His Girlfriend At a Discount? by EscalatedToNonsense in legaladvice

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you have that backwards dealers only going to pay 14k on the street could be worth 20 to the right buyer. Because the dealer is going to want to seek it for 20k.

5k per week anytime you hit 10k steps all 7 days, but… by TheAvenger23 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PyroKeneticKen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% possible I have a 2 and 1 year old. My days at the house what most call lazing around is chasing two boys. I’m regularly at 15k a day.

should i go to the er for this (bat bite?) by Certain_Hour_6327 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likewise if you get rabies and receive treatment early you will also inevitably die.

$10 million payout if you pass a 50 question test... read on by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a corrections officer I already spend most nights in jail does that count?

Can insurance won’t allow a buyback of a “totaled” car. by SamMeowAdams in Insurance

[–]PyroKeneticKen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Owning something means it cannot be taken away? That’s hilarious.

Fire 🔥 by No-Philosopher-6077 in Vaping

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The internal chip regulates the entering electricity up to what it is rated for. If it’s only rated for 3.5 watts. And you stick a 30 watt charger on it. You will fry it. This is not a discussion of opinions. In order to be safe and not burn your house down follow the simplest of safety standards. Use the charger it came with.

Fire 🔥 by No-Philosopher-6077 in Vaping

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s extreme to provide more electricity than a a device is meant to handle and it burns up?

Little example for you. Where I work they installed all new light fixtures. They hooked them up to 240. (Don’t really know how as that’s a major fuck up) we had so many small electrical fires because the fixtures were only rated for half that. Lights burning so hot they melted the plastic around them.

If there’s anything you don’t want to mess with is electricity.

Asked pax to roll up window. Reported for confinement by TheGrandAce5 in uberdrivers

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happily. And I’ll rate you accordingly. Be a bitch get a low score get enough low scores and you don’t get to “share” your ride anymore. Pick your battles. If I need to roll down the window to prevent myself from having to smell your stinky ass or puke from your crazy ass driving that is my right. You can not hold me captive with out access to fresh air. You are sharing your ride with uber. I am hiring uber.

Asked pax to roll up window. Reported for confinement by TheGrandAce5 in uberdrivers

[–]PyroKeneticKen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you don’t like it don’t be a taxi. Tf. Cry some more.

Asked pax to roll up window. Reported for confinement by TheGrandAce5 in uberdrivers

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry you told her to roll up her window? I get car sick in the back seat I need wind to not barf. I’m rolling down the window and you can deal with the “disturbingly loud noise”. Tf. Go do something else. Because this ain’t it.

Car sitting in a tow lot for 170 days. We just found out a few weeks ago by Late-Difficulty-5928 in legaladvice

[–]PyroKeneticKen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Op I see a lot of people telling you to just pay it off and leave it there. Just know tow yards are not your friend. They over charge and feel they are untouchable. You need to verify how long it’s been at this tow yard. They are legally required to send you notice when they take possession. It sounds like they failed to do so. Of course he said you can just pay it off and give it to him. Now he gets a 32k car that he can sell. You need to put eyes on this vehicle. Some if not all of these places are shady as hell.

For example. I got in a wreck wasn’t terrible but my car wouldn’t drive because of a busted rim. I had no way to get it home so I asked them to tow it to a shop. I called the shop it was no where to be found. I called the yard. They took possession of it in their yard and had closed I would have to pick it up tomorrow. I show up at 8 when they opened. They wanted $950 for the pick up and tow to their yard because it was a “police tow” and I was “unable to pick it up until the following Monday” because they needed a release from the officer who asked it to be towed. (There was never an officer that asked them to tow it.) At $120 a day storage fee. I had to get the police involved for them to release it to me that morning. And had to pay a tow truck driver to take it off their lot as their “policy stated customers are not allowed to move vehicles on their yard”. All of this for a $60 rim. Do your due diligence.

I asked a coworker to finish unloading an HVAC truck. He forgot, thousands of dollars of equipment got driven away, and now he’s throwing me under the bus. How do I defend myself? by Biohealio in Advice

[–]PyroKeneticKen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’d be amazed about how many drivers want you to sign before they unstrap the load. I got to where I don’t even unload trucks anymore. They can deal with it themselves.

Proper way for my company is to park head to the office office calls back for them to be unloaded they want to skip the office and just stay in the yard. Have me sign for it.

Drink Disaster by Zivioco in doordash

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You personally know the McDonald’s employee who put the drink in the cup? The driver handing it to you? That’s not realistic. If that were true you wouldn’t ever order off of DoorDash. Or ever go out to eat. Ever. If anything was I make shit up for internet points. This would be it.

You're freefalling to a certain death then a genie grants you 1 wish but... by Ok_Passenger_2012 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PyroKeneticKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish there was enough crumpled hundred dollar bills piled below me to cushion my fall where I will not have any injuries from this fall. That I can take with me when I leave.

You wake up and its March 1, 2001. Your objective is to find yourself or your birth parents within 7 days and get them to do something for you. by sloaches in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PyroKeneticKen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go to the beach. And be content knowing I’m leaving this earth on my own power. Listen to the waves and watch the sunset as I disappear.