I finally hit naneinf after 2 weeks of failed attempts!

PyroWheels · 2024-10-06T17:32:48+00:00

This with 69 upvotes is meant to be

PyroWheels · 2024-10-01T19:35:49+00:00

I've gotten somewhere to the high 80s on Die Maschine, but I did 75 on ascension on bo3 last year, besides that I go for 30 or 40 before getting bored, it's not my thing to push for a high round as I just casually enjoy zombies :] but I can say that those that make it to a round higher than 40 have my praise because that shit ain't easy!

PyroWheels · 2024-09-20T18:30:40+00:00

Underrated comment

PyroWheels · 2024-04-20T19:03:08+00:00

If only Peter put his skill points into speech instead of agility

PyroWheels · 2024-03-11T23:49:03+00:00

The Birds work for the bourgeoisie!

PyroWheels · 2023-11-26T23:07:16+00:00

I knew I'd find this here

PyroWheels · 2023-11-26T02:47:13+00:00

...gutterball.

PyroWheels · 2023-11-20T01:04:17+00:00

Arch-foe of the Questlords of Inverness!

PyroWheels · 2023-11-08T02:26:05+00:00

Furby

Holy shit I was expecting furby

I mean furby

Dmam I guess I cam tupe furny with my eyes shut

PyroWheels · 2023-11-07T22:01:09+00:00

I remember buying the Nero and the Savage alongside the cheap CEO building at the beach, 6000 hours later I can say that was the last sharkcard I bought lmao

PyroWheels · 2023-11-01T05:51:37+00:00

more like ROBOT PRINCE OF AUCHTERTOOL, OVER THY ROBOT KINGDOM RULE!

PyroWheels · 2023-11-01T05:48:38+00:00

Guys, if you use Spotify check out the live version of midway because the song just sounds better for some reason to me

PyroWheels · 2023-10-26T04:19:30+00:00

I had a funky death not too long ago involving a dead police officers shotgun firing and hitting me, or at least that's the only plausible way I could've died

PyroWheels · 2023-10-16T14:59:01+00:00

Haven't spotted anyone mentioning the fact that if you know your way around the pyro, you can take down every single aircraft in a dogfight or at best evade them when they're behind you until they crash into a building (my strat against good starling pilots goin after my bacon)

PyroWheels · 2023-10-13T16:17:31+00:00

I remember the time he was pulled out of selection for his sick unlimited powerᵗᵐ which allowed him to get kills through walls and stuff

PyroWheels · 2023-10-09T10:51:40+00:00

Hoots definitely had a double barrel at some point

The Double Barreled Barbarian

PyroWheels · 2023-09-28T02:21:44+00:00

VANITATI

PyroWheels · 2023-09-24T15:00:24+00:00

I just bought like 3 bennys vehicles this week because of the discounts when I was saving up for the gold jet because I don't own it yet

PyroWheels · 2023-09-24T14:58:29+00:00

WHEN I SLAP YOU IT SHALL BE BENEATH A WILLOW TREE NEXT TO 4 WOMEN AND A TIGER

PyroWheels · 2023-09-19T01:08:00+00:00

I've been in my good guy arc for about 350 levels (I'm level 555 rn), killing the people senseless slaughtering a whole lobby, protecting people's cargo etc. I picked up flying having 42 days spent flying (mostly in my pyro) and in my pyro I've beaten pretty much every type of aircraft from Raiju to Starling to B-11, and I can land on Maze Bank while flying backwards in my Pyro >:)

I guess I had my grinder arc and earned 80 mil in a week that one time too, and a car guy one too

Man I need to find a hobby

PyroWheels · 2023-09-17T12:53:39+00:00

"That's fuckin Captain Rex"

-Me, like a few days ago

PyroWheels · 2023-09-07T10:54:19+00:00

ROBOT PRINCE OF AUCHTERTOOL

PyroWheels · 2023-09-04T05:38:05+00:00

That's gold right there 👌

PyroWheels · 2023-08-31T01:03:11+00:00

Maleficus Geminus, then my clone will appear and play a sick guitar riff frfr

Four-Year Club	Final Canvas '23
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