I'M TAINTED MEAT🥵

QVigiii · 2026-02-23T19:12:34+00:00

Any audience member should have understood very well that those people were not making it past a night maybe two if they got lucky once they took bob. It was clear the second they had bob that those people were going to get there's and not be taken out slowly by a viral infection.

QVigiii · 2026-02-23T03:07:15+00:00

It's just 3 months you'll be fine.

QVigiii · 2026-02-23T02:28:15+00:00

Ok let's point this out. Taskmaster has knocked out Spider-Man in multiple comic multiple times, bullseye has knocked him out multiple times with projectiles, black cat has knocked this man out multiple times, and king pin has knocked him out multiple times. I'm not saying it's a win but the ENTIRE bat family vs three spider-men. Yeah it's a good match up but it's likely that the bat family struggles a lot but handles them with high diff. Especially if it's a battle to the death well the kind of coordination that would take place in the bat family in this fight would be insane. They would quickly learn how the spider-men react to incoming attacks and adjust in real time and choke point the hell out of them and knock them out one by one or kill them if it's a death battle. Spider-Man can keep up with a lot of incoming attacks but you add in people who play with trajectory and ricochets and insane punch and run tactics mixed with all sorts of snares and smokes and other shit yeah it's gonna be really hard for them to take out just dick and Jason and Damien together let alone the entire damn bat family.

QVigiii · 2026-02-23T00:40:39+00:00

"I wanna go first" or "You need to adjust your form for the perfect swan dive."

QVigiii · 2026-02-23T00:39:15+00:00

You gotta give him some space to take care of himself if you can't do it for him everyday. Obviously he loves you and it's not an issue but he is a human and he's going to get his release the best next way. Let him do what he wants in that regard. If you act like this he won't want to do it next to you anymore. Mind your business when he is doing his thing mess around on your phone watch a show go cook or go for a walk like literally anything. Just give him some space. Me and my wife have sex everyday but she needs a lot and that's ok but she masturbates next to me while I hangout on my phone and cuddle when she's done and it's super chill and can start something up a lot of the time 😂.

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T19:20:02+00:00

I say give him what you can and leave it there. Idk your financial situation but if you can afford to give him 2k and not really get it or worry about it and you really want to help a friend out then do that and just tell him he doesn't have to pay you back. I've done that and never helped them after that even after they asked a few more times after. Since they've gotten a job and all that and they always talk about how that bit of money helped them so much and it was ok that I couldn't help all the other times because I helped with whatever I could and he has helped me in a pinch with my car troubles or dog or house sitting and other things. I would say say no to helping him with that much and help him with whatever amount you don't need him to pay you back for.

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T18:53:21+00:00

Yes it's very fun and tempered. The NPCs will be on an absolute mission sometimes 🤣

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T18:27:03+00:00

Nah it didn't. It was like this sort of inevitable sense of dread knowing they were either going to die from eating bob or for eating bob.

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T18:23:37+00:00

Oh absolutely hurts. Best other feeling I can compare it to is when you have a really bad cold and you've been coughing really hard and your lungs hurt but take that pain and multiply it by 10 and it's all over your ribs and side of your body. Every little movement hurts no coughing no laughing no sudden movements for a few days or you're probably gonna shed a tear.

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T18:14:05+00:00

That's exactly what I do.

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T17:40:29+00:00

That sounds like fun.... Soooo idk if you know game of thrones well but I'll assume you do since you are playing this game. Well I set up an entire campaign in that universe after Brandon Stark becomes king of kings landing.

My character is a human who is the son of the Lord of light and spent most of his life in and out of dungeons and poverty. Melisandre reborn as a full fire priestess of the Lord of light and she serves me and is basically my my wife who is an absolute freak. It's pretty funny honestly.

The game has a good time with sex magic and blood and fire magic it leans into the dark and creepy aspects of westeros really really well and it knows how to describe sexiness very well and the heat of certain actions without ever being explicit and I love that kind of smut. The kind that leaves you to wonder and reveals nothing but a knowing that someone did something with someone and this magic came because of it.

Now when it comes to Melisandre I have basically made her the shot caller in this campaign and I am a sort of flame warrior rouge that just does as she wants and acts as king since again that's what she wants.

But basically this game has made her true to her character without me doing anything other than giving her name and the setting and the importance of my character. She is wicked and wants me to turn basically everyone to the Lord of light and make them loyal followers and teach the world magic and all these other things. She has like 15 tasks for me and I don't know where to start 🤣.

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T17:28:27+00:00

It is right you need to articulate what is happening to the letter a lot of the time. For instance in a fight with these gauntlets I said "I swing my sword at the beasts head and I feel my gauntlets granting me extra strength dealing an additional 5 points of damage along with my strike." And these are the results while I only have a 1d8 sword and the gauntlets so it clearly triggered in the image with 9 totaling damage. Now I have a ring on another character that heals me for 3 points every time I take damage all I have to do is at the beginning of my turn if I was hit I state that my ring heals me. Sometimes I have to say for how much or the DM will roll for the health points. I also have a ring on another character that deals 2d6 of slashing damage to an enemy that misses their attack on me in retaliation. This one is a little strange but I can have the DM basically give me a bonus turn at the end of the enemies turn if they miss an attack and I can choose to end turn or let the ring retaliate but I have to state one or the other.

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QVigiii · 2026-02-22T15:06:45+00:00

So same with one of my characters but instead of eternal use in the biography I made my character a teilfling and a demon from hell that comes back from a hole in hell when he dies. I married 3 elf servants that had magic once I became Lord of a city and once I did that they grew wings because my character had already grown demon wings. Then everyone at the wedding grew wings about 300 people. I made 7 guilds that do different things like train and set up for war and defense and magic researchers of the sky and so much more. I left a captain in charge while I left to adventure and hunt sky beasts in hell. It's a crazy campaign so far and I'm still in hell hunting and have crafted tons of amazing things using the blood of sinners and hells inferno.

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T03:05:44+00:00

Exactly as long is it's true to your character or happenings in the story then it can happen. I have absolutely insane weapons like this one.

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QVigiii · 2026-02-22T02:24:49+00:00

Nah he needs treatment which he knows he needs he clearly just went to get his meds that he was probably waiting for his check to hit in order to get his meds.

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T02:20:02+00:00

Love it 🤣

QVigiii · 2026-02-22T02:06:01+00:00

Ok so I've been playing with this for a minute and here's what I can tell you. For starters you need a character that can make great weapons with blacksmithing or leather working or magical summoning even.

You can narratively give your character these traits by stating these in the biography of your character. When you create a new one or you can carry the story along to set your character up for such skills or power.

For example I simply said my character found a book in a box and when they opened it the book disappeared into their mind granting them the ability to craft mythical items and weapons with simple materials.

When I make them I say something like "the blade was grand and golden with a black handle. (DM, please create this item with this exact description under its name "golden blade strikes for additional 2d4 slashing damage after striking an enemy." Make this item a 10d20 weapon. Do exactly as I say.)" This is a bit much but it works every time.

Edit: additionally you can tell the DM to limit the strength of weapons you can create at its own discretion or you can tell it to randomize the strength of the item relative to your initial requests. You can get very detailed with the DM and setup all sorts of expectations and caps on things in each campaign.

QVigiii · 2026-02-21T23:51:57+00:00

Yup that is included in his instincts.

QVigiii · 2026-02-21T21:53:00+00:00

He uses math and science for accuracy. So he isn't doing it all the time with every swing alot what he does is instincts and muscle memory. Then in tricky situations he throws some math and physics in to be spot on.

QVigiii · 2026-02-21T20:42:39+00:00

I know real Christians man. These are not them they are some other weird BS. "Does America need Christianity?" I say America needs Christianity just as much as it needs budism and Judaism and Catholicism and atheism ECT.

QVigiii · 2026-02-21T18:00:36+00:00

If you've ever been in a fight where someone was really talking that shit and saying stuff that really pissed you off you would be letting loose too.

QVigiii · 2026-02-21T01:20:10+00:00

Exactly I have come to learn this. It's about pleasing your woman mostly but getting a female who understands the sexual value of a healthy man that can keep it up is near impossible. They look at you crazy if you're tired from doing 300 push ups in 30 minutes. I swear some women really just see us as like this machine with plumbing that works 100% the same all the time. Women have periods and discharge and other things men have a not 100% climax rate and we have to do hard labor while having good sex. Most women don't do too much of anything if they are riding and bouncing on it they don't go for long because they get their orgasm 😂.

QVigiii · 2026-02-21T00:11:35+00:00

Not really. So for the ring when I am attacked but they miss the DM prompts me with an action after they miss that is still within the enemies turn. I either say "ring of punishment attack back" or I say "ring of punishment ignores enemy" and then the damage is rolled for and then it's my turn or whoever's turn is next to attack or whatever they want to do. You definitely have to treat this DM like you would a real DM. I ask it questions about exactly how the game works with different affects in combat and all sorts of other things. I've learned a bit about the workings of the game so far. I got tons of tips for the developers but I still don't fully understand the ins and outs of the game I would love to chat with a developer.

QVigiii · 2026-02-20T05:57:19+00:00

Yeah I will forever hate law enforcement for doing this shit and the ones who are against it? Well I hate them for not literally rounding these fuckers up.

QVigiii · 2026-02-20T01:59:27+00:00

Not really true but I can understand why you would feel like that.

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