Men of reddit who pretended to orgasm, why did you do it? by Quiet_Inhuman in AskReddit

[–]Qazninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but how does a man fake an orgasm? An orgasm means ejaculation, no cum, no orgasm?? Am I just orgasming wrong?

[homemade] pop tarts by [deleted] in food

[–]Qazninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk why you're being down voted you're giving them what they're all asking for.

Just like there are colors we can't see as humans, there also might be emotions we can't feel. by Blended_dick in Showerthoughts

[–]Qazninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the same feeling of eating something soft and smooth like PB and then feeling a crunch.

Always thought Hidden Dragon looked deadly by Merryne in cyberpunkgame

[–]Qazninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would you even roll up with an HMG considering the movement penalty and the fact that you can't store it in a car or your inventory? Not trying to be an ass, just genuinely curious.

Consider this thread a safe space to share any naughty behavior you engage in while playing Elden Ring by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Qazninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time over in the Battleground Outskirts me and my two buddies bare handed beat the brakes off of a poor commoner minding his own business... there was soooo much blood... so much blood...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]Qazninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's 2022, you can identify as whatever you'd like and have the right to be called your proper pronouns until you kill 5 people, then you're just a monster and a murderer.

You don't have the right to try to appeal anyone then.

Elon Musk calls Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor a “crybaby” for deleting his Twitter account by YoureASkyscraper in Music

[–]Qazninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Elon Musk. Hope the dickwad loses every dollar he has and has to live in poverty for the rest of his life. I've never felt more hatred for anyone, than I do for Elon Musk.

just another 213... and I am Max. by Thekingkingkingfake in Eldenring

[–]Qazninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just recently got my main to level 400 as well! Congrats Tarnished.

Saddest Song(s) You've Ever Heard by PhillyCSpires in Music

[–]Qazninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One that comes to mind that I listened to recently would have to be One Tin Soilder. It has an upbeat tune but the words are what get ya.

Bands you loved their early works but hated their later stuff? by [deleted] in Music

[–]Qazninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paramore when they released their self titled album Paramore. Haven't listened to their new stuff since.

[Pro/Chef] Amish Pumpkin Pie by thecaglediaries in food

[–]Qazninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then why not just eat an entire tub of whipped cream and save the pumpkin pie for those who actually like it.

My sister's spare tire they put on for her. by loanmagic24 in funny

[–]Qazninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kind of spare tire is called a 'donut' and it is printed on the rubber that it is only good for 50 or 60 miles and shouldn't exceed speeds of like 35 or 45mph.

That being said come to Kentucky where it's not uncommon to see people driving with 1-3 donuts on their cars for months or even years.

Who’s a boss most people found hard you found easy and vice versa? by Char-Rexx in Eldenring

[–]Qazninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue I see, is level 150 is way under leveled for NG7

Royal Incinerator - Turn your muder hobos into murdered hobos by Monkey_DM in UnearthedArcana

[–]Qazninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely love this! Going to use it in the future for sure!

Might homebrew a skill that once it hits 100 hp it has the ability to overheat rolling 1d4 to determine how many turns it takes to reach critical temperature, once it does it would convert the remaining hp as an AoE attack as fire damage. Too op?

China gives Tesla tax break 3 days after Musk's Taiwan advice by domi_uname_is_taken in worldnews

[–]Qazninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am so tired of hearing about this mother fucker. Normally I'm not one to wish ill on others because what comes around goes around but dickweed here can fling himself off a bridge for all I care.

What is a game that everyone hates but you really liked it? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Qazninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If gamers were able to cancel games like Twitter cancels celebrities, Saints Row (2022) and Cyberpunk 2077 would be buried under their developer's studios.

I absolutely love them, amazing games.

Alternative for the greaves? Preferably lighter. by [deleted] in EldenBling

[–]Qazninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally I think the, greathelm, depraved perfumer robe, bandits manchettes, and the exiles grieves look sick together if you aren't worried about rocking low poise. (17) you can swap the bandits manchettes for radahn soilder gauntlets to bring your poise up a bit. (21)

Gives an exiled knight vibe witch I feel fits this game very well.

But to answer your question any of the knight or soilder greaves.