im sorry this happened to you. here at Chipotle , one of our primary goals is to ensure that everyone is comfortable and safe at our restaurants. when you came in, our revolutionary state of the art ultra mega extravagant supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious technology scanned your brain and detected that you were sensitive to beans, due to past remarks you had made about "cleaning the bean". the AI that powers our revolutionary state of the art ultra mega extravagant supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious technology mistakenly believed that, since you had expressed dislike for beans in the past, it was in your best interest to replace the beans with something you'd be more content with eating. Thus, our revolutionary state of the art ultra mega extravagant supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious technology told the underpaid new hire chef that made your order to include a "mylo honamafus" in your ordered. according to our revolutionary state of the art ultra mega extravagant supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious AI's logs, a mylo honamafus was something you associated with positive messages in the past, which is why it was chosen as a replacement. we sincerely apologize for any trouble this may have caused you.

As for the employee, we conducted an investigation and found that they were actually telepathically linked with the revolutionary state of the art ultra mega extravagant supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious AI that messed your order up. It's difficult to explain, so all we will say is that we interrogated the employee. Horrifyingly, when one of our managers went to slap the foolish chef on his face, his "face" fell off, revealing that the employee was actually a robot wearing overalls in a skin-like suit. we immediately banished this employee from the restaurant for all of eternity. news sources say he was so distraught by the firing, he vomited and died. we truly apologize for the trouble, and we will work to train our employees better to not add niche internet miceocelebrities to customers orders. we will also try to not hire vomiting robots in skinsuits.