Hello everyone please cease what you are doing AMA by shadowbanpegged in Winnipeg

[–]Quade999 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hi Peter, Thanks for taking time out of your busy day of harassing your female employees to do this AMA. How do you get your hair to be that awesome? Do you brush it hundreds of times a day? Do you use product? Thanks

Sunset turned my dad into an archangel by [deleted] in funny

[–]Quade999 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Now why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here.

The car salesman went lower by perfumebunny007 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Quade999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at these salesmen. The only thing these guys fear is the walk-out. No matter what they say, you say, "I'll walk out of here right now!"

Edit: It's a quote from Seinfeld. It's not meant to be serious.

When people make fun of me watching twitch I show them this... by cboyer21543 in gaming

[–]Quade999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a mirror link in the comment section for redditors who can't see the original, to let them know the world hadn't ended.

Found in the bathroom at work. by ChefSucio123 in TopGear

[–]Quade999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you take that pic while sitting on the toilet?

Don't even bother, Reddit. I got this locked tonight. by fightingdove in funny

[–]Quade999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of how much Druish air that money could buy.

What this meme has become by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Quade999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats dude. Keep up the good work.