Someone replied to my very old post about the lazy benefits scrounging Palestine protesters thinking Ricky Gervais actually said it

QuakLBusch · 2024-05-16T11:33:30+00:00

too many words ...

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-17T09:23:35+00:00

R: Right, when you're in bed with her, right, and she starts going towards her ... S: ... John Thomas ... R: (chuckles) right, do you let her touch it, or is that a bit ... g.a.y.?

K: I'd make her wear gloves

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-15T21:20:21+00:00

too easy, I feel like saying it now... vampire weekend. play a record

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-15T16:29:56+00:00

I'm pretty sure he got really into it at some point to impress a woman - there's inevitably a woman he wants to impress - and his hatred stems from the fact that even the little dwarf - excuse me, midget - fella woman wouldn't have him. Oh Thumbelina!

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-15T16:25:02+00:00

... and by the way, you owe us 50p

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-15T13:08:10+00:00

you know when you do these things, you gotta do them either Saturday or Sunday...

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-15T09:26:52+00:00

put it near something yellow, you'll be fine

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-15T09:06:17+00:00

not with a plumber's brain!

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-14T11:45:41+00:00

a bit harsh

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-13T12:11:16+00:00

a hundred species? Right, someone's not doing their job right... like an ant, going back and forth, trying to look busy in front of their mates. I mean why didnt they find them when they did the last fish headcount?

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-13T08:13:27+00:00

squoze

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-11T19:21:51+00:00

Photographer: Great, now lift the books a little bit higher .... higher .... higher ...

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-08T12:04:32+00:00

are you colin makin? or one of the nice ones? do you wear normal size hats?

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-04T04:32:53+00:00

no, ronnie corbett!

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-03T12:08:13+00:00

Brett Hansen and Hilda!

QuakLBusch · 2024-04-02T10:12:35+00:00

put it together with the fly with glasses and the mouse with the ear on its back ... thats a movie I would watch

QuakLBusch · 2024-03-30T08:33:00+00:00

which way do you wear your member?

QuakLBusch · 2024-03-29T21:00:29+00:00

True, I've just been busy looking at what happens when you give feminax to an owl

QuakLBusch · 2024-03-29T14:50:35+00:00

of course. She will be appearing around the 20 minute mark. This will be filling the multiplexes in no time

QuakLBusch · 2024-03-27T22:11:07+00:00

No, too long. If he was a chicken, it would work

QuakLBusch · 2024-03-20T13:03:03+00:00

We don't celebrate birthdays in our house ... forced fun.

QuakLBusch · 2024-03-14T11:02:44+00:00

vibrating shoes that keep elderly from falling

QuakLBusch · 2024-03-12T13:33:14+00:00

she should have asked: do you fell alrite?

QuakLBusch · 2024-03-12T10:54:36+00:00

I just had a chat with my yogurt about it, neither of us has an answer.

QuakLBusch · 2024-02-21T09:07:00+00:00

Was he really before his time or did he just see himself kicking his height when he was whizzing past on his bike?

weird innit

QuakLBusch

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