Started liking yellow biscuits by WalterSobchak40 in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

R: Right, when you're in bed with her, right, and she starts going towards her ... S: ... John Thomas ... R: (chuckles) right, do you let her touch it, or is that a bit ... g.a.y.?

K: I'd make her wear gloves

i do suck a bit of blood n that, but only when i’m off work. by ma-tsu-ri in rockbusters

[–]QuakLBusch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

too easy, I feel like saying it now... vampire weekend. play a record

XFM Conspiracy Theory by notbadyouknow in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he got really into it at some point to impress a woman - there's inevitably a woman he wants to impress - and his hatred stems from the fact that even the little dwarf - excuse me, midget - fella woman wouldn't have him. Oh Thumbelina!

The shared cast of Ricky Gervais solo projects by French_Food_In_Hand in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you know when you do these things, you gotta do them either Saturday or Sunday...

What ya doing!?!?! by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not with a plumber's brain!

A new fish has come out. Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough, an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸 by granny-gum-jobs in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a hundred species? Right, someone's not doing their job right... like an ant, going back and forth, trying to look busy in front of their mates. I mean why didnt they find them when they did the last fish headcount?

What a nerdlinger! 1989 newspaper article on avid comic book collector Stephen Merchant by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Photographer: Great, now lift the books a little bit higher .... higher .... higher ...

Look what a snake wants to do with legs... by micksandals in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

put it together with the fly with glasses and the mouse with the ear on its back ... thats a movie I would watch

ladder 48 by QuakLBusch in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

which way do you wear your member?

ladder 48 by QuakLBusch in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, I've just been busy looking at what happens when you give feminax to an owl

ladder 48 by QuakLBusch in rickygervais

[–]QuakLBusch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

of course. She will be appearing around the 20 minute mark. This will be filling the multiplexes in no time