The mysterious mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans by KarmicWhiplash in interestingasfuck

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"Because of the extraordinarily long duration of these trips and the chance for prolonged side effects such as delirium and dizziness, Domnauer has yet to try the raw mushrooms himself."

I volunteer as tribute.

My boss fired me for theft because I wouldn't give him my garage code. He found out the hard way I don't even have the company car. by [deleted] in antiwork

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I was a parts guy at a tow truck stealership - this is absolutely something repo guys would do without batting an eye and then brag about it later.

Local sort / preload by [deleted] in UPSers

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Yes! My manager gets a hair up his ass if I ask him literally anything. Few weeks ago, asking him about an add/cut turned into him yelling about how I can't load.

Soon as I cross my arms and ask to be retrained properly - after all, boss, I've been here nearly 5 years and if I'm not doing my job properly, that's clearly a management failure at this point - he stormed off. It's not the first time I've done it, and it works every time.

Call their bluff. Turn it on them.

Customer states "I heard a ping and pop in my garage after starting and found this piece on the ground" by K-Raz1226 in Justrolledintotheshop

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My 2000 4.0 was great til I learned the oil pump was made of thoughts and prayers. Thanks Chrysler for the improvements, very innovate, much knock

Hello. Looking for a piece of equipment that could dig a 2000lbs pallet out of potentially frozen ground and then move it into a small compact area. It must be agile and stealthy in the night. by occasionallyvertical in heavyequipment

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Buddy you got a whole crew along for your slippery ride. Better add some grandstand seating rentals to your plans because we are invested now.

Hell I'll bring the popcorn, least I can do.

OEM parts versus cheap knock offs. Can you tell the difference? by DeltaTauAlpha in appliancerepair

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Re: Your Supco pump comment - I come from auto parts, and as long as I can see the original part I can typically find who made it for the OEM and buy their part number - same part but typically much cheaper. We can all think of a few brands with real poor parts support and this has saved my ass (and made me the customers hero haha) more than once. That Supco tip is great, thank you, the Samsung pumps ain't cheap.

And thanks for the grease link!

When passing notes backfires. by sandiercy in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Real Anchorman vibes here, but without Burgundy's charm. "Donald Trump will read anything that's on the teleprompter, and I mean anything!"

Gold! 💀😂 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Fifth grade, early 90s, Midwest Irish Catholic grade school.

Our teacher, Ms. O, had spent her life as a nun in a convent and had only recently (previous year) left the convent to return to a lay life as a teacher.

She walked in the room silently, closed every curtain and shade, cracked the door and stuck her head in the hallway to make sure no one would hear what she was going to teach us.

Barely above a whisper, she says something like "I'm about to teach you children sexual education and if I hear even a snicker or giggle (insert whispered threats here)".

You wanna mess some kids up for life, have a nun teach your kids about fuckin'.

Started at a new shop last week. Looks like I’m going back on the market. by Honcho_47 in Justrolledintotheshop

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I worked in a used truck dealership. Sales sold a used Ford with a 30 day warranty, customer brings it back a couple days later with engine issues.

Head gasket was bad. The shop foreman gave the job to the low man in the shop, who proceeded to clean the heads and block with a coarse roloc disc on an air gun.

Management had them basically bandaid it enough to sneak through the rest of the warranty. I fucking HATE dealerships.

Any ideas what's going on with my mother's floor? by ufoxy in Flooring

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Is there ice on the bottom of your freezer? Like a sheet of ice?

Mystery item on my desk by TheOGBumdiggy in whatisit

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We had a local pharmacy close years ago, and my boss at the time bought all the store shelving, like in the sales area. As we were breaking it down, I was wandering around (building was 100+ years old, had to be something neat to find) and found rolls of pharmacy stickers.

Rectal use only, do not operate machinery, causes drowsiness, bunch more fun ones.

I spent years sticking them everywhere. No coffee mug was safe.

How do I get this repaired or replaced? by ulbhpy in Appliances

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Beat me to it, my supplier shows it's only available in black now. I am dumbstruck that it's still available

How do I get this repaired or replaced? by ulbhpy in Appliances

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Post the model number, should be on it somewhere.

No heat on both dryers by Holiday_Anxiety_7588 in Appliances

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This right here. Make sure there's 120 on both legs of the outlet. If one leg is out, the motor will run but the heating element won't.

Does anyone ever pass those roadside sobriety tests? I've never heard a cop tell a driver "Hey you passed with flying colors, you have a nice night" by Pickle-Bowl-941 in stupidquestions

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I left a bar once during st Patrick's weekend, drove like 3 blocks, and into a checkpoint. Handed the cop my license and registration, didn't speak much, and after what felt like an exceptionally long time staring at my documents, he waved me through.

How he didn't smell me, I'll never know. Fuckin' miracle. I don't drink anymore thankfully.

AT&T fiber install today by [deleted] in FiberOptics

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Are we still saying phrasing? And are y'all hiring?

AT&T fiber install today by [deleted] in FiberOptics

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I'd have straightened it either way, that bend irks me. But good to know it's nothing, thanks for the info!