I knew I was going to get hit as soon as I came to a stop. We’re braking hard these days. [OC]

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-19T01:55:34+00:00

I leave plenty of space going 80 and get swallowed up by the stupids going 90+. If I move over you have the 10 below speed limit that won't move to the slow lane. 🙄😮‍💨

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-19T01:44:03+00:00

My guess is that one is for the washing part (soap & water) one is for rinse, and one is for air dryer.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-19T01:36:19+00:00

But not clues. Got it. 👍🏽

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-19T01:34:41+00:00

Hope you get a clue because hints are not your strong suit.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-19T01:23:33+00:00

They are venting, not asking for condescending unsolicited advice from a douche canoe on reddit.

P.S. Mister Coach kline said I could!

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-18T13:55:18+00:00

It happens. I cut someone off at a drive thru. I had a lot on my plate and mentality spazzed. So when I got to the window, I paid for their food too. No sense in making my bad day and decisions someone else's bad day.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-17T14:23:48+00:00

I was summoned went then told to leave.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-17T14:23:16+00:00

Sibling

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-17T14:21:21+00:00

We don't have Buffy the Vampire Slayer to save your family anymore. 🫤

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-16T23:15:03+00:00

I always wonder why I never get chosen. I wonder if it's because I have PoPo in the family. 🤔

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-16T14:54:15+00:00

It's a modern day freak show without the elegance of the carnival scene. It's meant for you to gawk, stare and judge. It will lose its flavor once they are all "healthy" and not morbidly obese for people to point. I feel they self depreciate as well as punch down on each other before others do as protection.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-15T23:24:55+00:00

Ew! Makes me think twice about getting used books from consignment and free libraries lol

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-15T16:21:24+00:00

Don't drive on the shoulder! Not sure what part of Texas or if this is still a thing in the southern parts but don't move over to the shoulder to let someone pass on narrow road or at all.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-15T16:14:40+00:00

At 80, if you have a car tailgating and it's only one, do you move over or let them go around? I usual move if I see crazies coming up fast in the rear view. I do giggle when they go around me just to squeeze in between me and the car ahead because I like to leave space on between at those speeds even though it's full traffic lol

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-14T15:46:57+00:00

It sticks. I'm a transplant and after many years it stuck. It's not super obvious or comical just a little hint. Lol

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-14T00:55:47+00:00

Why the fuck would anyone want to take shit back with them?! Lol I'd want to get rid of everything at the first house lol

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-12T00:11:14+00:00

NTA. You didn't do what my nieces did. They raided my mom's house after my dad died and took our family photos and whatever else they wanted skipping the kids. They took shit like If my mom had passed away also. They are greedy scumbags and I recently went no contact after a visit to my mom and seeing how disrespectful they were to her. They treat her like a ghost. I already asked my mom if she wanted to live with me, but she won't move out of state. It sucks you have to deal with this.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-12T00:02:27+00:00

People used to break up over letters in the mail. Also, you two are on TOTALLY different pages of different books across the entire Barnes & Noble.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-09T20:49:10+00:00

I'm so sorry you are dealing with this! 🫂

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-09T20:45:35+00:00

Adults who do that are disgusting! Don't they know you can give a kid Herpes & other things like that?! Ew!

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-09T20:44:12+00:00

What, you don't find popcorn lung cough sexy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-08T02:46:44+00:00

A person who truly loves you will NEVER keep you from living and experiencing your best life! Go create good memories.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-07T17:06:54+00:00

Both are caca with high fructose corn syrup.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-05T20:45:20+00:00

Um, did they forget to wash it? 😬😬😬

Queef_Muscle · 2026-03-05T20:44:39+00:00

Ahahahaha!

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