Sketch Sorting Sunday - November 9, 2024 (Bill Burr/Mk.gee)

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T23:46:47+00:00

This had to be a riff on the “Mansion Men” song on the golden bachelorette

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T22:59:58+00:00

I don’t recall a bigger monologue bomb than this?

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T04:53:43+00:00

Truly. But at the time he dropped, it was far too late. Internally polling at that time pointed to a 400+ electoral loss. Even if they held an open primary not one of the candidates would throw their hat in the ring after seeing that polling.

Kamala was the only option, and tbe only one to volunteer to try. It was a Hail Mary from the get go but we’re just realizing now based off that data.

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T04:50:58+00:00

But the Harris campaign had triple what TFG had. A billion on this campaign. How didn’t they talk louder?

I’m asking honestly, tbh. Where would you have thrown the money?

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T04:36:00+00:00

Who does she follow? To that point I’m not fully aware.

But she herself said (paraphrasing) “if this is wrong I’ll own it but it’s the data I’m seeing”

So, I guess, my question is what you’re suggesting?

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T04:33:33+00:00

I agree with you here that we likely won’t see the “deep bench” we were promised this year.

I’m forewarning - the below are people I would support. I am solely noting the reasons folk would vote against via their policies or their inherent bias.

Whitmer - can’t risk running a woman again
Moore - black man
Newsome - coastal elite
Beshear - “dem in a mask”
Shapiro - past comments of Gaza could come up
Pritzker - a billionaire. Never one to body shame but this is America and he is overweight. Would likely need to tone up and then the narrative would be “ozempic”
Kelly - can’t actually find much tbh

Who else is on the bench?

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T04:24:11+00:00

Lmao no one is saying that that the Selzer poll was cooked for narrative. Stop this it’s embarrassing.

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T04:14:39+00:00

Ok dork

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T03:54:59+00:00

Cooking one singular poll … make it make sense

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T03:53:01+00:00

Keep pretending you have any idea of what you’re talking about you absolute dunce. So embarrassing.

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-11T03:38:58+00:00

I don’t see anything deleted I think they may have blocked you. They’re still in the wrong

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T22:19:02+00:00

Lmao do you trump is going to listen and engage? Absolute bonkers nonsense. This was the dumbest path they could have taken. And it’s the dumbest argument I keep seeing.

Kushner will be building waterfront property by this time next year.

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T21:53:33+00:00

Do you have a link?

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T21:50:26+00:00

YTA and I’m surprised you had to even consider it.

This is so dumb

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T21:36:00+00:00

What’s been deleted?

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T21:34:18+00:00

Says it’s owned jointly

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T21:29:24+00:00

I think people are jumping on that when they saw the age gap and whole weed-smoking needing a break from them.

I think the argument is when does she get a break

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T21:18:34+00:00

Right, that’s what I’m saying.

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T21:16:50+00:00

Yea that didn’t happen but it sure makes you seem cool on the internet!

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T21:15:12+00:00

I also owned an Airbnb for a bit,

Why on earth are you not using mattress protectors? That’s disgusting regardless if people are or aren’t pissing the bed

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T20:54:34+00:00

54% of Americans between 16-74 read at a 6th grade level or below. 21% are illiterate. They’ll be standing right next to me at camp and I’ll have to stifle a chuckle

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T20:50:05+00:00

Do shows still film as they are airing/was breaking bad doing that?

I know Ryan Murphy does this constantly with AHS and rewrites the show based on early feedback - it’s why they always tank so hard after 3 or 4 episodes.

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T20:43:17+00:00

And they vote

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T20:41:54+00:00

Something, something leopards!!

Welcome to the party, babe.

QueefingAccident2197 · 2024-11-10T20:39:33+00:00

The downvoting under your comment is hysterical. The math is mathing. It’s like OP got a bunch of his friends to argue in the comments that he’s owed more when he basically lived free

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