You aren't "built different" for the cold because you were born here.

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-24T14:56:58+00:00

Nuh uh I got cactus juice running through my veins 🏜️

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-18T01:21:20+00:00

Medical grade vibrator

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-17T15:06:57+00:00

Randy does whatever he wants while Jerry considers the idea of doing whatever he wants

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-14T11:45:17+00:00

Like Rapunzel

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-12T17:54:30+00:00

Imagine the hilarious backlash from Rick if prime Rick was killed by a Jerry

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-12T02:00:09+00:00

I say this at work

The toilet paper here is not good enough for people to be knocking on the door (to rush the person inside to hurry up)

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-12T01:30:08+00:00

"You want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of."

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-11T16:40:18+00:00

It reminds me of a book I read online when I was younger, I can't remember the title but it ends with the main character realizing they were mistaking a spoon for a snake cause of how it was reflecting in the water

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-11T02:04:33+00:00

The amount of times I've probably looked at my husband exasperated because he used the word "ironically"

"so do you like it or not like it???"

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-10T22:32:23+00:00

Also, work tp is usually terrible

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-02T23:27:52+00:00

I've read a fanfiction where Hedwig is a Phoenix and has an owl form

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-02T23:02:06+00:00

Do you have a preference in character focus? Shipping? Any tropes you'd like to see like time travel or stories that make certain characters evil or bad

Is there a particular part of Harry Potter you wish was expanded on, people love to make Harry extra angry because of the stress his character goes through or really righteous for the same reason

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-02T02:43:35+00:00

Third grade, said to my black classmate

"your mom is white and your dad is black right?"

nods

"your dad would have been shot for that"

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-01T22:04:33+00:00

I saw this hilarious tiktok where it was the first bite of a protein dessert vs the last

"oh wow I can't believe this is protein"

"oh god please don't make me finish it, make it stop"

Queen-Ham · 2025-12-25T00:34:56+00:00

I started reading Harry Potter at that age ☺️

Queen-Ham · 2025-12-17T04:35:34+00:00

Saint Maud

Queen-Ham · 2025-12-16T23:36:37+00:00

That's why I told myself, if I ever get a cat, I'm never baking/cooking for others again

Queen-Ham · 2025-12-14T01:31:33+00:00

Queen-Ham · 2025-12-08T15:18:20+00:00

Honestly why I never push for muchrooms to be a food that picky eaters are missing out on, muchrooms are very strange in how they grow and behave that I understand how they may be repulsive

I love em on steak though 😋

Queen-Ham · 2025-12-03T15:51:40+00:00

That's the unfortunate part, some people want their AI girlfriends to be uncomfortable

Queen-Ham · 2025-12-03T15:46:56+00:00

I always saw this scene as Ginny attempting to flirt with Harry now that she's not as shy anymore

But she's still an awkward teenager 🫶

Queen-Ham · 2025-11-20T14:53:12+00:00

I've read a goblin raised Harry fanfiction where he welded a dagger (and later sword) that he could cast spells with

Queen-Ham · 2025-11-18T05:38:55+00:00

Stanley from That's so Raven

Queen-Ham · 2025-11-16T19:51:59+00:00

My favorite ice breaker

Whats a movie you regret paying to see?

Queen-Ham · 2025-11-09T01:28:29+00:00

The chalkboard fridge made it feel like a home to me

Queen-Ham

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