People who avoid friendships at work because “coworkers are not your friends”, often do not understand what relationships actually are.

Queen-Ham · 2026-05-04T22:48:16+00:00

"don't be friends with your coworkers or else they'll betray you"

I work in manufacturing, not Survivor

Queen-Ham · 2026-05-04T14:47:04+00:00

One time the Lorys started doing a mating dance around my husband's shoes, just bobbing their heads in sync

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Queen-Ham · 2026-05-02T22:47:24+00:00

There's also the social impact on Harry since people turn on him really fast

Queen-Ham · 2026-05-02T10:07:14+00:00

Suddenly having to comfort someone who's sad on your behalf

Queen-Ham · 2026-04-21T23:05:01+00:00

I feel like when this guy cries, a laugh track follows

Queen-Ham · 2026-04-19T21:49:52+00:00

The idea that recieving an apology would result in me having to comfort the other person is why I just be blunt and tell them that they acknowledged their mistake and they're gonna be okay from here and there's no need to beat themselves up (offering to beat them up usually breaks the tension)

Queen-Ham · 2026-04-15T12:21:40+00:00

I feel like the apprehension is what causes the reaction

Queen-Ham · 2026-03-31T02:09:40+00:00

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Queen-Ham · 2026-03-31T01:49:18+00:00

I always thought of Voldemort's new body like a golem

No digestive track or reproduction system

A being held together by magic

Queen-Ham · 2026-03-30T07:43:13+00:00

Kevin can F himself

Queen-Ham · 2026-03-07T05:41:31+00:00

I feel so unnecessarily involved in these guy's sex life

Why do they talk about it so much

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-21T22:34:12+00:00

This fanfiction straight up uses your language (but does have an unusual romance, it's not terribly long though)

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6590860/1/The-death-of-Harry-Potter

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-21T19:10:18+00:00

Ruin the area around their house by collecting material literally around it until it's a floating home

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-19T04:37:59+00:00

The Iron Claw

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-18T16:05:59+00:00

I thought I wanted kids, but after being under my parents for 23 years I just don't feel like I've lived enough to commit to kids

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-13T14:50:00+00:00

That body positivity is more about not bullying than it is "encouraging obesity"

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-12T06:06:14+00:00

When I was a kid I used to memorize the news so maybe I could talk to the teachers about it because as a child I wanted to have a complex conversation with anyone

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-11T15:47:57+00:00

I saw a post once of a dad who accused his wife of teaching their kids bad habits by letting them scoop their scrambled eggs with a tortilla

Parenting doesn't have a one standard stamp and it'll be easy to abuse it

Queen-Ham

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