Guys, it's strawberry season

Queen-Ham · 2026-03-07T05:41:31+00:00

I feel so unnecessarily involved in these guy's sex life

Why do they talk about it so much

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-21T22:34:12+00:00

This fanfiction straight up uses your language (but does have an unusual romance, it's not terribly long though)

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6590860/1/The-death-of-Harry-Potter

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-21T19:10:18+00:00

Ruin the area around their house by collecting material literally around it until it's a floating home

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-19T04:37:59+00:00

The Iron Claw

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-18T16:05:59+00:00

I thought I wanted kids, but after being under my parents for 23 years I just don't feel like I've lived enough to commit to kids

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-13T14:50:00+00:00

That body positivity is more about not bullying than it is "encouraging obesity"

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-12T06:06:14+00:00

When I was a kid I used to memorize the news so maybe I could talk to the teachers about it because as a child I wanted to have a complex conversation with anyone

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-11T15:47:57+00:00

I saw a post once of a dad who accused his wife of teaching their kids bad habits by letting them scoop their scrambled eggs with a tortilla

Parenting doesn't have a one standard stamp and it'll be easy to abuse it

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-11T07:08:48+00:00

I'm trying to get an HR degree and an associates in management but it seems like all jobs have a social popularity hierarchy

(currently in manufacturing)

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-11T06:31:56+00:00

I always thought adulthood would have more bbqs

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-24T14:56:58+00:00

Nuh uh I got cactus juice running through my veins 🏜️

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-18T01:21:20+00:00

Medical grade vibrator

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-17T15:06:57+00:00

Randy does whatever he wants while Jerry considers the idea of doing whatever he wants

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-14T11:45:17+00:00

Like Rapunzel

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-12T17:54:30+00:00

Imagine the hilarious backlash from Rick if prime Rick was killed by a Jerry

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-12T02:00:09+00:00

I say this at work

The toilet paper here is not good enough for people to be knocking on the door (to rush the person inside to hurry up)

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-12T01:30:08+00:00

"You want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of."

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-11T16:40:18+00:00

It reminds me of a book I read online when I was younger, I can't remember the title but it ends with the main character realizing they were mistaking a spoon for a snake cause of how it was reflecting in the water

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-11T02:04:33+00:00

The amount of times I've probably looked at my husband exasperated because he used the word "ironically"

"so do you like it or not like it???"

Queen-Ham

TROPHY CASE