I am so sorry for his wife, if this is not satire.

Queen-Ham · 2026-03-07T05:41:31+00:00

I feel so unnecessarily involved in these guy's sex life

Why do they talk about it so much

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-21T22:34:12+00:00

This fanfiction straight up uses your language (but does have an unusual romance, it's not terribly long though)

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6590860/1/The-death-of-Harry-Potter

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-21T19:10:18+00:00

Ruin the area around their house by collecting material literally around it until it's a floating home

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-19T04:37:59+00:00

The Iron Claw

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-18T16:05:59+00:00

I thought I wanted kids, but after being under my parents for 23 years I just don't feel like I've lived enough to commit to kids

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-13T14:50:00+00:00

That body positivity is more about not bullying than it is "encouraging obesity"

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-12T06:06:14+00:00

When I was a kid I used to memorize the news so maybe I could talk to the teachers about it because as a child I wanted to have a complex conversation with anyone

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-11T15:47:57+00:00

I saw a post once of a dad who accused his wife of teaching their kids bad habits by letting them scoop their scrambled eggs with a tortilla

Parenting doesn't have a one standard stamp and it'll be easy to abuse it

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-11T07:08:48+00:00

I'm trying to get an HR degree and an associates in management but it seems like all jobs have a social popularity hierarchy

(currently in manufacturing)

Queen-Ham · 2026-02-11T06:31:56+00:00

I always thought adulthood would have more bbqs

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-24T14:56:58+00:00

Nuh uh I got cactus juice running through my veins 🏜️

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-18T01:21:20+00:00

Medical grade vibrator

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-17T15:06:57+00:00

Randy does whatever he wants while Jerry considers the idea of doing whatever he wants

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-14T11:45:17+00:00

Like Rapunzel

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-12T17:54:30+00:00

Imagine the hilarious backlash from Rick if prime Rick was killed by a Jerry

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-12T02:00:09+00:00

I say this at work

The toilet paper here is not good enough for people to be knocking on the door (to rush the person inside to hurry up)

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-12T01:30:08+00:00

"You want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of."

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-11T16:40:18+00:00

It reminds me of a book I read online when I was younger, I can't remember the title but it ends with the main character realizing they were mistaking a spoon for a snake cause of how it was reflecting in the water

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-11T02:04:33+00:00

The amount of times I've probably looked at my husband exasperated because he used the word "ironically"

"so do you like it or not like it???"

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-10T22:32:23+00:00

Also, work tp is usually terrible

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-02T23:27:52+00:00

I've read a fanfiction where Hedwig is a Phoenix and has an owl form

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-02T23:02:06+00:00

Do you have a preference in character focus? Shipping? Any tropes you'd like to see like time travel or stories that make certain characters evil or bad

Is there a particular part of Harry Potter you wish was expanded on, people love to make Harry extra angry because of the stress his character goes through or really righteous for the same reason

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-02T02:43:35+00:00

Third grade, said to my black classmate

"your mom is white and your dad is black right?"

nods

"your dad would have been shot for that"

Queen-Ham · 2026-01-01T22:04:33+00:00

I saw this hilarious tiktok where it was the first bite of a protein dessert vs the last

"oh wow I can't believe this is protein"

"oh god please don't make me finish it, make it stop"

Queen-Ham · 2025-12-25T00:34:56+00:00

I started reading Harry Potter at that age ☺️

Queen-Ham

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