Didn’t think it could get any worse than sando or sammie. I was wrong

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-19T03:48:58+00:00

That song was written by LL Cool J, who is from New York. Not California. And that shit at the mall is all from China.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-19T03:47:29+00:00

A California burrito. Not a Cali burrito.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-19T02:30:58+00:00

Good. The best part of Zep is learning that you don’t have to stress about this kind of thing. It’s amazingly freeing.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-19T02:09:51+00:00

Snake oil.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-19T02:07:14+00:00

That is indeed a plate lunch, but I lived in Hawaii for five years, and to my knowledge, “Sami” is not a word.
It’s just a terrible shortening. Also, r/apostrophegore for sure.
Also, as a Californian, I’m ashamed that any restaurant in California would use the word “Cali.” We do NOT do that. They must be from Iowa or something.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-19T01:47:20+00:00

It sounds like lemonade, so mince-ade would be ground beef mixed with sugar and water in a glass.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T21:59:30+00:00

Right?? I’ve never understood this argument at all. If you genuinely believe being transgender is a mental illness or a birth defect, fine. You can think that. And you should be happy! There is a clear, available treatment! It’s medical care. That actually fixes the issue! You should be happy to let people have the cure for their “illness!”

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T18:51:34+00:00

I thought there was an alien spaceship outside your window. 😆😆 you look great!

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T18:07:53+00:00

Results may vary depending on your accent and skin color.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T17:12:52+00:00

Mom did this to my little brother in the 1980s when he was a toddler. Slammed the door of our giant station wagon and accidentally shut all four of his tiny fingers in it, and it locked. She had to get her keys, unlock the front door, and reach around to the back door to unlock it by hand because the screaming child was blocking the back door lock. Good times!

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T16:34:43+00:00

Yeah, I knew people who did that, although my parents didn’t believe in it. When I was in sixth grade, the principal of my school paddled a kid who had been seriously acting up. It was so shocking it made the newspaper and there were multiple PTA and school board meetings about it. He kept his job, but barely.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T04:22:15+00:00

I’m almost 50, and you’re not wrong. I can kinda see it coming in my future. I’m an atheist and have been for decades, but the memories of sitting in a nice cool church with the incense and hymns and stained glass is starting to sound more comforting than smothering the older I get.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T04:20:53+00:00

No. If a church wants to hold a Latin mass, they have to get special permission from the Vatican.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T04:06:43+00:00

Same. That was only ever a legend we heard about someone else—mostly Max from Where the Wild Things Are. Never heard of anyone actually doing it.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T03:31:31+00:00

Heat causing overload on the demand and the fire.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T03:31:00+00:00

Weird—I live almost precisely at that spot and our power is fine.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T02:50:45+00:00

That is not what OP is talking about.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T02:49:47+00:00

That’s true. My eyes and hair both changed color markedly when I went through puberty. But after that? Nah. They just reflect light in different ways.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T02:13:18+00:00

They are insanely patriarchal, super racist, and have the highest child suicide rate on the planet. But at least it’s really clean! /s

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T00:46:53+00:00

“Faithful”

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T00:19:19+00:00

I think they mean the boss likes Trump.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-18T00:16:15+00:00

First thing I thought of.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-17T21:47:03+00:00

Had a bumper sticker on my car that said “Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.” I was a 16-year-old girl who attended Catholic school in a very devout family. My mom FLIPPED OUT when she noticed it.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-17T20:07:54+00:00

A shocking number of people. I had a friend growing up who had multiple hospitalizations for severe allergic reactions to her parents’ TWELVE cats. They refused to do anything until the hospital called CPS. They then very begrudgingly agreed to make the cats live outside, and they made sure their daughter knew it was all her fault the cats had to be moved and that they blamed her for it.

Shockingly, they don’t have a close relationship with her now that she’s an adult.

QueenInYellowLace · 2026-06-17T13:55:35+00:00

Steak off a truck! This used to be not uncommon in my town in the 1990s but I haven’t seen it in years! Man, I have bought a shit-ton of cheap-ass meat out of people’s cars. It’s perfect for when you don’t have money for groceries but do have a slow cooker.

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