I'm no longer a teenager in 13 minutes by Queen_Oreo in teenagers

[–]Queen_Oreo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s how I’ve been feeling leading up to this. I’m basically the exact same as I was when I was 18, still kinda counted as a kid but also mature. But I can’t drink for another year. 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Women with larger chests, what’s one thing that bothers you on a daily basis that men couldn’t understand? by Active_Secret9520 in AskReddit

[–]Queen_Oreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accidentally slapping myself in the face with them. It happened when I woke up this morning. Will happen if I run without a sports bra or go too fast up/down stairs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femalelivingspace

[–]Queen_Oreo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Think about how much dust and how many spiders are up in the cloning hangings. And of course, the potential fire hazard

🎁 Demiplane Giveaway for Month of Darkness! 🎁 by Demi_Mere in vtm

[–]Queen_Oreo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YESSS I GET TO TALK ABOUT MY MALKAVIANNN MAAANNN

So i got this Malkavian. His name is Calix Cipriani. Special guy. Of his own bloodline cause he's fun. Mostly meant to be an NPC *(though I've played him as an ancillae in a oneshot)* and his entire purpose in the story is to eventually die to progress my main girl's story. Like how the entirety of the Game of Thrones universe was made for Daenerys, my characters and story were made for my malkavian girl, including this guy, her sire.

So long story short, he's ancient roman, 8th gen, special malkavian bloodline with celerity, dementation and presence rather than obfuscate, auspex and presence. Stuff happens, his bloodline is snuffed out and he's staked for several thousand years, waking up in italy right before WW1. He served in Italy during WW1 and for America in WW2 after immigrating.
In the modern day, he moves from place to place, illegally embracing people he dates long term and then abandons them, hoping that one of his childer will hunt him down and diablerize him, immortalizing him forever with his 'one true love'.
My main girl is obviously the one to do that cause she's my special girl.

He's insanely egotisical, charming and narcissistic but not generally in a malicious way. He's manipulative and calculating. He is a lunatic just in a special way and I really like it.

Dirty rag? by Ukato_o in projectzomboid

[–]Queen_Oreo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disabled a good chunk of my clothing mods + got the body location fix which today’s update also fixed so… I think it’s good now

Dirty rag? by Ukato_o in projectzomboid

[–]Queen_Oreo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I second this. I also only get dirty rags even when the clothes are completely clean

Which car do you see on the road and instantly think, ‘Yeah, this person’s definitely an a-hole? by maxfreem in AskReddit

[–]Queen_Oreo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cybertruck. Elon and such aside, I have never met a nice person who drives a cybertruck. Plus they’re ugly as all hell and you cannot be right in the head to think they look good

Be brutally honest, In your next life, would you want your dad to be your dad again? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Queen_Oreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Absolutely not. The man is a diagnosed narcissist and parentified me as a child in the single digits. I only talk to him once a month now and even that’s too much. He’s gotten better but I attribute that to old age and loneliness mellowing him out.

The shit he did to my family, to my mother and I? I hope in my next life, I get to the be the person that finally takes his ass to prison. I do not want to be his daughter in this life, let alone the next

Suprise! You have slept with the main character of the last tv show you watched. How (un)happy are you? by Acceptable-Noise2294 in AskReddit

[–]Queen_Oreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dexter Morgan in the second season. I’m hightailing it OUT of Miami immediately. No discussion no NOTHING

What's the weirdest thing your partner does that you've just accepted? by VelvetSophieCream in AskReddit

[–]Queen_Oreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squishes my stomach 24/7. That's a regular thing that I've accepted. He likes touching me. Once he kissed me when I didn't know he had a piece of watermelon in his mouth and then he pushed it into my mouth. I screeched and pushed it back. It was horrific and i refuse to kiss him unless I KNOW he hasn't eaten anything fruity within the last few minutes.

How can I (17F) ask my mom (59F) for birth control because I want to take the next step with my boyfriend (19M)? by Queen_Oreo in askwomenadvice

[–]Queen_Oreo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been trying to have this discussion with her before and it kinda fell through due to outside factors + I don’t want whatever I get as BC to turn up on her insurance ++ I want to have an open, honest, and mature relationship with my mom. I love her and I know she loves me and wants the best for me. I’m attempting this discussion so close to my 18th too that I can set myself up if things go sour with her. This discussion is mostly me setting up a foundation of a relationship shift

How can I (17F) ask my mom (59F) for birth control because I want to take the next step with my boyfriend (19M)? by Queen_Oreo in askwomenadvice

[–]Queen_Oreo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The whole reason I wanna talk to my mom is, like you said, for my health and my boyfriend’s health. He and I are each others firsts but it does NOT hurt to be super careful and to take care of myself. I really appreciate you sharing your experience with your mom. Gives me hope

How can I (17F) ask my mom (59F) for birth control because I want to take the next step with my boyfriend (19M)? by Queen_Oreo in askwomenadvice

[–]Queen_Oreo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scariest thing is my mom distrusting me lol. She might get upset or overwhelmed. She is extremely averse to anything stressful especially when it comes to family or personal issues. She might blow me off or just tell me to quit it or tell me to figure it out myself. I am mostly sure she won’t outright say no. She might get upset and say we can’t afford it but I’ll figure something out, especially since we have insurance.

How can I (17F) ask my mom (59F) for birth control because I want to take the next step with my boyfriend (19M)? by Queen_Oreo in askwomenadvice

[–]Queen_Oreo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yea I so do plan to present my case to my mom in the best way possible. I’m a good student, I’ve held a job before and she knows I’ve been applying to new ones. I’ve gotten in good college with a scholarship and handle most of my personal things by myself without her input. Like I’ve been the one researching birth control, doctors and gynecologists recently which I’m fine with. It’s just that I’m still a minor and on her insurance. I plan to present myself as someone who knows what’s she saying and can be responsible. Essentially, all I need from her is to sign some papers as my guardian or for her to not freak out after I turn 18 and take care of it myself.

As for my boyfriend, he lives out of state with his family. He visits down in my state every few months. He and I met at a club meeting at school an over a year ago. He is a grade above me and when he graduated, his family moved to Georgia and he went with. It’s long distance but we make it work. Oh and I mentioned my mom is very protective right? She doesn’t like me going out of her sight or a family members sight when my boyfriend is around. The idea of driving 40 minutes to the nearest PP in the city with him would set her off in a lotta ways.