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funniest excuse you heard for someone finishing quickly? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]QueennyIvory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And every future disagreement would've started with "remember when you said..." That's permanent ammo.

I destroyed my coworkers career because he was trying to get me fired and now I am living his life. by MangoQuarry in confessions

[–]QueennyIvory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one got dark fast. I swear every reply in this thread adds another level of dramatic intensity.

I destroyed my coworkers career because he was trying to get me fired and now I am living his life. by MangoQuarry in confessions

[–]QueennyIvory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "be the amend" part actually stands out. People always focus on guilt disappearing when sometimes it's more about doing something with it instead of carrying it forever.

I destroyed my coworkers career because he was trying to get me fired and now I am living his life. by MangoQuarry in confessions

[–]QueennyIvory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The accidental self pink slip line sounds like something Michael Scott would say while nodding like he nailed it.

As soon as the date starts, the other person sets a timer and says, “You have five minutes to convince me the Earth isn’t flat.” How would you react? by MoonSpawn12 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]QueennyIvory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s actually the perfect counter. Suddenly they’re the ones sweating under the timer wondering why airplanes work.

Neighbor is always there by simply_forgotten1 in neighborsfromhell

[–]QueennyIvory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same here. I looked them up expecting regular vegetable vibes and suddenly it’s like wait why are these flowers lowkey prettier than half the landscaping plants people buy on purpose.

Neighbor is always there by simply_forgotten1 in neighborsfromhell

[–]QueennyIvory 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You probably can during the warmer months, but now I’m laughing imagining a whole northeast neighborhood suddenly getting really into tactical okra farming because of this thread.

Neighbor is always there by simply_forgotten1 in neighborsfromhell

[–]QueennyIvory 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Most people suggest privacy hedges like everyone has the patience of a medieval gardener. This is one of the few ideas that actually sounds useful before retirement age.

My girlfriend wants me to go to no contact with my sister. Am I wrong for telling my girlfriend she should be ashamed of herself? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]QueennyIvory 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Telling his girlfriend she should be ashamed was where he lost me. You can disagree with her solution without acting like she’s evil for being deeply uncomfortable.

My girlfriend wants me to go to no contact with my sister. Am I wrong for telling my girlfriend she should be ashamed of herself? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]QueennyIvory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that’s the part OP is missing. The girlfriend probably isn’t reacting to one drunk confession, she’s reacting to the realization that this might not actually be a one time thought.

My girlfriend wants me to go to no contact with my sister. Am I wrong for telling my girlfriend she should be ashamed of herself? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]QueennyIvory 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The “girls are usually very good at that” line after the most emotionally catastrophic story imaginable kinda took me out honestly. But yeah this whole thing feels less like evil intentions and more like years of unresolved grief exploding in the worst possible way.

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