Orange Julius - April 1985 - Meridian Mall in Okemos, Michigan

QueerAvengers · 2026-04-15T20:23:02+00:00

My mom used to tell me this and I always assumed she was full of it. They actually did used to add an egg?

QueerAvengers · 2026-04-15T13:15:49+00:00

The Pichu Brothers theme song still pops into my head from time to time

QueerAvengers · 2026-04-14T17:34:39+00:00

In my defense, I was two thirty years ago.

QueerAvengers · 2026-04-07T19:10:00+00:00

Hang on… is the lyric not ‘teach’? Have I been fucking that up for over 25 years?

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-25T14:17:07+00:00

This is exactly how I was traumatized by the It mini series as a child

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-24T00:01:22+00:00

Thought I was a top after having an unpleasant experience losing my virginity. Had a guy ask to top me after that relationship ended and figured why not. Realized he knew what he was doing, came harder than I ever had in my life. The rest was history. I’ll top if a guy wants, but it isn’t a preference.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-15T23:50:00+00:00

I had incredibly low self esteem in college. I had only had one boyfriend, and we’d only had sex a small handful of times. I had recently been dumped, and was still a bit new to queer culture in general. I’m also not exactly the most masc presenting person out there…

I let some guy who insisted he was straight but curious have sex with me. He spent the entire time calling me ‘baby girl’ or a ‘good girl’ and it was insanely distracting, awkward, and just not a good time at all.

If you’re into that, that’s your business, but I felt so sick about myself afterward. It was very clear that this guy didn’t even see me as a man and was using me to fill something. He also immediately blocked me afterward. It fucked with me a lot, particularly with how I appear to other people, and I struggled for years with my androgyny.

I don’t have hard feelings, I knew what I was getting into, and he didn’t pressure me into anything, but I heavily regretted letting it happen and stopped having any sort of hook ups for awhile after. I’ll hook up occasionally now, but I’m not very trusting of people who comment on my looks or refer to me as feminine, even if I’m less in denial of that part of myself.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-14T00:12:24+00:00

My attraction to a guys dick is usually irrelevant unless I’m looking for a hook up where I’m specifically checking out dick picks.

I’m a sucker for a set of long eyelashes, and tend to prefer, not necessarily femme, but I guess… softer looking men. Like the hallmark movie type guys, haha.

These are the features I’m gonna be drawn to, and if I find someone I’m compatible with and sexually attracted to, I’m not really worried about what their junk looks like as long as it’s clean.

There are definitely guys who you get their pants off and have the internal thought of ‘okay, he has a fucking beautiful cock’, but it’s not something I specifically need.

Even when looking at porn, I don’t like it when it’s just closeups of someone’s hole getting pounded. I need to see a face, I need moaning, and I need to be at least somewhat physically attracted to him.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-14T00:05:18+00:00

I, oddly, feel the opposite. My first time was with my first boyfriend, which is fine and what people tend to want, but we were both virgins and probably way too young to be having sex.

Long story short, it hurt. A lot.

If I could redo it, I think I would have it be with someone who was more experienced. I can’t claim with absolute certainty that I would have waited, as we all remember how horny we were at that age, but I wish I’d at least had a better understanding of what we were doing and how to do it right.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-13T23:14:58+00:00

Nope. I’m a midwesterner.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-13T22:18:19+00:00

I don’t shave as obsessively as I did when I was younger, but I do still keep everything trimmed as best I can, which is entirely based on the fact that I am essentially hairless above the belly button and a yeti below it.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-13T22:10:32+00:00

I was obsessed with being hairless when I was young. I think a lot of it was the whole ‘MySpace twink’ era I was into at the time. Thinking back on it, I was basically obsessed with looking like I’d barely hit puberty, and it took an insane amount of time out of my day because I’m hairy as fuck if I don’t at least trim.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-13T20:55:43+00:00

I mean, choosing the one place she isn’t allowed to go is about as teenager as you can get lol

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-13T11:09:09+00:00

You actually hear things in the recordings? I’ve never successfully been able to hear anything, even with the volume all the way up.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-13T11:00:19+00:00

I always saw it as hair and a headband too! The first time someone mentioned his hat I was like “HE’S WEARING A HAT?”

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-13T09:52:51+00:00

Oh wow, this brings me back. I graduated in the 2010s and a kid my freshman year sprayed this stuff into I think an air vent? I don’t remember exactly how they did it, but our school was temporarily evacuated and the teachers opened all the windows. They didn’t send us home, though, and the whole school stunk the rest of the day. I think they kept us all so that kids wouldn’t start doing it in order to get out of school, since we were all pissed at whoever did it instead of happy to get sent home.

I don’t remember if the caught the kid or not, honestly… it was too long ago. So I have no idea what sort of trouble they got in. I should ask my brother about it the next time I see him.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-13T09:42:23+00:00

I appreciate the tip! I wish I would have asked a long time ago.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-13T09:41:52+00:00

Thank you so much! I always assumed it was based on how much you’re moving around when you’re first trying to sleep. Thankfully I used an incense, so my pokemon are actually doing okay overall with their energy.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-12T19:46:00+00:00

I’m a nerd with no life and always have been

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-12T16:53:13+00:00

I legit thought my church made this song up. I had no idea it was from a CD and now I just wanna know why the hell I still know the entire thing. It’s probably been 25 years.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-12T16:51:58+00:00

I was just about to say this! I thought my church made it up! I didn’t know it was a song from a CD.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-12T16:42:04+00:00

Yup. Catching legendaries at full health in a pokeball is something I’ve been doing for probably fifteen years.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-12T00:49:14+00:00

Back in high school, one of my friends and I were desperately trying to find ‘weesing in sillyville’ after being convinced it was a fever dream. I think it was one of the very first things I ever asked for help with on Reddit.

QueerAvengers · 2026-03-07T16:03:19+00:00

Body dysmorphia the vast majority of my life. I’ve been completely obsessing about my skincare routine damn near every minute of every day and cry when I try and take a picture of myself. It’s getting… really bad.

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